Would you ever tag team a girl w/ another dude?

The only reason why that does happen is if he is too too too clingy or could potentially be too clingy. It's nice to be wanted and needed but the worry about living up to the standard that is set in their minds is way too stressful.
 
Yea, I'm into MMF..
 
TNlifting said:
Lol this too. If she's freaky enough for the threesome I would be so paranoid about disease and such. Maybe I'm just friends with some lame people, but I didn't realize this sorta stuff actually happened outside of porn lol
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Before my wife met me she was not into very kinky sex or crazy sex. She had a pretty boring sex life prior to meeting me. She also hasn't had many partners prior to me either so all this stuff was and still is exciting to her all these years later.

We used protection with my buddy but he has also been with the same girl for nearly 10 years.

Just last weekend I surprised my wife by getting her a sexy black dress. I messaged her back at my place to checkout what I got her on the bed when she got in. She was excited.

Side story: I manage a luxurious high-rise building on the side of running my own business for the last 10 years.

So I texted to try it on and if she liked to dress it up with her new sexy black high highs or whatever else she wanted and message me when she was done.

I was on duty this particular night. Our daughter was away for the weekend and my son was over at a sleepover.

She sends me a text asking where I was when she was finished. It was about midnight at this time. I told her to meet me on the top floor.

When she came off the elevator... Wow! I wanted to take her right there. I placed a blindfold on her and led her up some stairs which led to maintenance room, elevator room and the roof top area.

As we were going up the stairs I noticed she didn't have any panties on (bites tongue). She has no idea where we were going but knew we were going to **** and it was going to be good. P.S. Currently on Tren, Mast, Prop, Follidrone 2, Prolactrone. This is one crazy sexual combo if you haven't tried.

I took her outside to the rooftop and thrust her up against one of the walls and started having my way with her right outside under the warm moonlit sky. We ****ed outside for awhile and then made our way to the elevator room which had a/c, dimmed lights and Interesting ambiance. I put on some heavy music like NIN.

We ****ed like animals in there for at least an hour. She actually surprised me at one point by pulling out a vibrating **** ring. I've yet to ever try one of these. Wow! Interesting to say the least. If you think your **** is swoll already, try one of these suckers on. Damn!

The sex was so intense we broke the damn thing towards the end of the hour. She ended up taking the vibrator out it and finishing herself off one last and final time and squirted all over the place. This is the stuff porn is made out of :)

We've been together going on 10 years strong. I always find ways to keep our relationship strong, whether it's keeping it fun with sex, making her feel beautiful and loved every day, making sure our kids happy by being the best dad I can be or spoiling the family whenever I can.

We have a very open relationship and have never had to worry about her wanting to be with another man or her worrying about me wanting to be with another woman. Honestly, it's the best relationship I've ever had and built. I feel truly blessed to have met her built what we have together.
 
Johnybgood said:
Before my wife met me she was not into very kinky sex or crazy sex. She had a pretty boring sex life prior to meeting me. She also hasn't had many partners prior to me either so all this stuff was and still is exciting to her all these years later.

We used protection with my buddy but he has also been with the same girl for nearly 10 years.

Just last weekend I surprised my wife by getting her a sexy black dress. I messaged her back at my place to checkout what I got her on the bed when she got in. She was excited.

Side story: I manage a luxurious high-rise building on the side of running my own business for the last 10 years.

So I texted to try it on and if she liked to dress it up with her new sexy black high highs or whatever else she wanted and message me when she was done.

I was on duty this particular night. Our daughter was away for the weekend and my son was over at a sleepover.

She sends me a text asking where I was when she was finished. It was about midnight at this time. I told her to meet me on the top floor.

When she came off the elevator... Wow! I wanted to take her right there. I placed a blindfold on her and led her up some stairs which led to maintenance room, elevator room and the roof top area.

As we were going up the stairs I noticed she didn't have any panties on (bites tongue). She has no idea where we were going but knew we were going to **** and it was going to be good. P.S. Currently on Tren, Mast, Prop, Follidrone 2, Prolactrone. This is one crazy sexual combo if you haven't tried.

I took her outside to the rooftop and thrust her up against one of the walls and started having my way with her right outside under the warm moonlit sky. We ****ed outside for awhile and then made our way to the elevator room which had a/c, dimmed lights and Interesting ambiance. I put on some heavy music like NIN.

We ****ed like animals in there for at least an hour. She actually surprised me at one point by pulling out a vibrating **** ring. I've yet to ever try one of these. Wow! Interesting to say the least. If you think your **** is swoll already, try one of these suckers on. Damn!

The sex was so intense we broke the damn thing towards the end of the hour. She ended up taking the vibrator out it and finishing herself off one last and final time and squirted all over the place. This is the stuff porn is made out of :)

We've been together going on 10 years strong. I always find ways to keep our relationship strong, whether it's keeping it fun with sex, making her feel beautiful and loved every day, making sure our kids happy by being the best dad I can be or spoiling the family whenever I can.

We have a very open relationship and have never had to worry about her wanting to be with another man or her worrying about me wanting to be with another woman. Honestly, it's the best relationship I've ever had and built. I feel truly blessed to have met her built what we have together.
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Wow. That's all I have to say. Lol
 
Have you guys tried the Amazon position?

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Lmaoooo....
 
Spoutace said:
There is no such thing as a dead thread, only threads that I have not visited yet! (man i wish i could be this confident in the real world!)


JK BTW

okay so I guess i am not that confident after all if I feel the need to justify that I was only kidding. SMH!!!
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Confidence can be learned. Best tip I ever got was to fake it until it becomes second nature.

I tend to do these little experiments just to see what happens. For example, years ago there was a boss at my work that I was really uncomfortable with because he was really cold with me. One day he stopped by my desk to ask where my manager was and I thought "What if he's unfriendly because he thinks I'm unfriendly?" So I smiled and proceeded to shoot the proverbial s**t with him. Five minutes later we were talking about fishing, motorcycles and all sorts of crap, like we were long lost buddies.
Another guy, that I thought he was unfriendly, one day we start talking. Within 30 seconds I'm out of things to say, so after he tells me about his kid I go "oh, yeah?" and he goes "yeah .." and proceeds to tell me more. I keep the "oh yeah?" going and by the end of the conversation I know his kid like I'm part of his family.
Now I do odd stuff all the time. For example, at work everyone thinks I'm the friendliest guy ever, because every morning I walk into the office smiling and I say hi to everyone. Even the office grouch and the stuck up hot chick smile back and are happy to see me. Sometimes it just freaks me out.
Or I will walk into an elevator smiling and say out loud "We should re-enact the Captain America elevator scene" and everyone gets a smile on there face. Then I go "Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?" and I get a whole bunch of chuckles. Try it, it works.
 
raul87 said:
Finally catching a break haha. Been having some ****ty luck with the females last girl I asked out turned out to be a lesbian lol
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Same happened to me. She gave me hints, then the hints got bigger, then they became the size of elephants. Finally she told me "I'm a lesbian" and I almost replied "Ok ... what do you mean?" I was young and clueless.

:laugh:
 
UncleSarm said:
Same happened to me. She gave me hints, then the hints got bigger, then they became the size of elephants. Finally she told me "I'm a lesbian" and I almost replied "Ok ... what do you mean?" I was young and clueless.

:laugh:
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Haha. She actually didn't tell me she gave me the "I'm sorry but I'm concentrating on school right now and don't want to date anything but thanks." A couple of days later I told my buddy I was gonna try one more time but was gonna talk to her a bit more through messaging before I ask her out at her work again. That's when he told me I shouldn't even bother his wife is her coworker and told him she was a lesbian.
 
fame126 said:
Please explain Amazon position. And wth is mff?@puccah
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Haha, I wish I could post a pic but since I can't, you'll just have to google it! Oh and Mmf? Male, male, female. It's a b*sexual thing. :) :D
 
raul87 said:
Haha. She actually didn't tell me she gave me the "I'm sorry but I'm concentrating on school right now and don't want to date anything but thanks." A couple of days later I told my buddy I was gonna try one more time but was gonna talk to her a bit more through messaging before I ask her out at her work again. That's when he told me I shouldn't even bother his wife is her coworker and told him she was a lesbian.
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I sent her roses at work and a card that said "I'll trade you these flowers for a date." I got the date. That is when she said "The flowers were sweet but I'm a lesbian." And me "Ooookayyy ... what do you mean exactly that you're a lesbian?" Because obviously it could mean anything from "I love Indian food" to "I want to be in Doctors Without Borders", so I needed her to clarify!

:pat:
 
UncleSarm said:
I sent her roses at work and a card that said "I'll trade you these flowers for a date." I got the date. That is when she said "The flowers were sweet but I'm a lesbian." And me "Ooookayyy ... what do you mean exactly that you're a lesbian?" Because obviously it could mean anything from "I love Indian food" to "I want to be in Doctors Without Borders", so I needed her to clarify!

:pat:
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Haha at least you got a cook kick out of jt
 
Spoutace said:
Duh. This is the Amazon position Invalid Link Removed
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I guess that's one of my favorite positions... Minus the computer. Lol.
 
Gutterpump said:
I had a friend of mine want to share his girlfriend with me and a couple other guys once right before they were moving away from the city. It was on their rooftop of their building outside, but she only wanted oral. He dives down on her in front of me without warning, then says "your turn".... I was like nahhh.... I couldn't do it. His saliva was all over her pu$$y. Didn't feel right lol... Plus there were just too many dudes there, and I think he was bi-curious and was trying to get a gangbang going.
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I lol'd at the bi-curious guy trying to maybe get pounded by a bunch of dudes
 
I tried to get my buddy who was ****ing this girl we called "cum dumpster" to give me a bj while he was having sex with her. He owed me for c*ckblocking me a couple of months before that. He said he "forgot" to ask. Dirty b*stard! Haha the weird **** you try to do when you are young and single
 
ryane87 said:
I tried to get my buddy who was ****ing this girl we called "cum dumpster" to give me a bj while he was having sex with her. He owed me for c*ckblocking me a couple of months before that. He said he "forgot" to ask. Dirty b*stard! Haha the weird **** you try to do when you are young and single
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Yuck, I'm sure she would have given you more than just a bj.
 
If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I'd go visit my parents.


*Stole that line from someone here on the forums, I remember reading that in a thread and thought it was the funniest line ever.
 
puccah8808 said:
Yuck, I'm sure she would have given you more than just a bj.
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Oh I am sure. But that was all I wanted.....haha
I had no desire to put my peen in her baby maker haha
 
ryane87 said:
Well, she was the unattractive combination of skank and not pretty. You ask "why the bj then?" Well. I have never seen an ugly bj. Lol
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This made me laugh too hard!
 
Aleksandar37 said:
Yeah, but you would have had to see her face and your buddy's face lol
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One word.....darkness. Solves any uncomfortable face visibility problems. Haja
 
Aleksandar37 said:
Yeah, but now you can't be sure who's mouth it is! lol
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That is why we would have planned beforehand. Duh. Haha (being a smartass with the duh part. Damned internet not being able properly transmit tone)
 
ryane87 said:
I tried to get my buddy who was ****ing this girl we called "cum dumpster" to give me a bj while he was having sex with her. He owed me for c*ckblocking me a couple of months before that. He said he "forgot" to ask. Dirty b*stard! Haha the weird **** you try to do when you are young and single
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The grammar of your post reads "I tried to get my buddy to give me a BJ whIle he was banging the cum dumpster." Not that you wanted her to give you one while he was bagging her.
 
Well sh*t. Although clarification shouldn't be needed, I did indeed make a grammar error. Thank you.
 
I am still not editing, though. Haha I tried to get him to get the girl he was ****ing to bestow upon me oral pleasures. I think you already knew the answer though.
 
That meme is a little late.......
 
Participation ribbons.......I cry just a little on the inside.
 
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