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I was minding my own business last night and got a text from a girlfriend of mine......She was at another girfriend of mine's jacuzzing for a girls night out........Both these girls are currently separated from thier husbands.....She said "come over and bring booze".........so what was I suppose to do......so I went over there and started doing Tequila shots with em in the jacuzzi.......one thing led to another and I ended up AP'ing one.......I usually felt good after AP'ing, but I'm kinda friends with her Husband but really...we don't hang out or anything.......What I'm saying is that it was a nice AP and Hummer, but I swear I've never felt worse after AP'ing cuz I know it was sum10 I shouldn't have done........real guilty feeling.....She wanted it , though and practically raped me.........anyway, I felt wierd saying goodbye to them this morning........Everyone was kinda was kinda awkward and quiet:paranoid:

Anyway.......time to take a p-rip and hit the pool:afro:
 
ADULTERER!!! :chairshot:

Nah, jk man...she's the one who is actually cheating on someone. If you're friends with the husband, then that's pretty ****, but if you don't really know him, then it's not as bad.

Bottom line, ya can't go back and erase the AP so you might as well not spend too much time inside your own head, worrying about it. Just tread lightly going forward.

P-rips and pool will definitely help. :439:
 
JW32Hoops said:
Bottom line, ya can't go back and erase the AP so you might as well not spend too much time inside your own head, worrying about it.
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Exactly my thought, too!!!!

I can't dwell on it, it happenned and there's nothing I can do about it now.......I'm not friends at all with her hubby......just partied together when they had partys...that's it!!!

Normally I'm stoked after an AP.........you're right about when it rains it pours.......earlier in the day yesterday got digits from a chick Dubb woulda been proud of.......prolly mid-to late 20's Redhead down by the pool......She had one of those little dogs..not a chihuaha(sp?), but this cool little dog that kept drinking beer outta my hand and she thought that was awesome for some reason.......She's the one I want right now.........

I Love those Redheads........

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Wow! Awesome AP story! I wouldn't worry about it. She's the one cheating not you and if it hadn't been you, you can rest assured someone else woulda been there last night. Just enjoy the AP, add the name to your list, and move on. Maybe try to bag the other one while you're at it. In the meantime, a coupla coldies and pipe rips should help ease your conscience for the time being.

GICH!
 
Whitesnake said:
I Love those Redheads........
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and you KNOW this! :147:

My broheim brought some hash over from the medical spot...bombay. Watchin the Met game, then gonna head down by the bay to toss the 'bee around a bit probably. Wife got an oxy for her tooth, split it with me. :wall:
 

Olaf, Berserker.
 
Olaf's in a metal band in Russia, called 'F*ck you Yankee Bluejeans' or some sh*t.
 
Congrats on the AP, Al.

8 months without gettin your pecker wet was long enough chief. j/k

Nah but after that long, I'd AP my brother in laws' wife.


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I Love those Redheads........
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what happens when you consume like 90 grams of protein at once?

I ate two large chili's, a baked potato and those asian boneless chicken wings from Wendys.

does the extra protein go to adipose?
 
Whitesnake said:
Exactly my thought, too!!!!

I can't dwell on it, it happenned and there's nothing I can do about it now.......I'm not friends at all with her hubby......just partied together when they had partys...that's it!!!

Normally I'm stoked after an AP.........you're right about when it rains it pours.......earlier in the day yesterday got digits from a chick Dubb woulda been proud of.......prolly mid-to late 20's Redhead down by the pool......She had one of those little dogs..not a chihuaha(sp?), but this cool little dog that kept drinking beer outta my hand and she thought that was awesome for some reason.......She's the one I want right now.........

I Love those Redheads........
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I get the drift of this, but can you blokes enlighten me on the term 'AP'?

And I'd be very fkg weary of the BloodNuts. Likely to go postal on your arse :paranoid: Flithy fkg rangas.

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Edit: If I ever saw that c unt Carrottop I'd kill him
 
Richard Gears said:
what happens when you consume like 90 grams of protein at once?

I ate two large chili's, a baked potato and those asian boneless chicken wings from Wendys.

does the extra protein go to adipose?
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Just take a big dump on your girl's bombs and post it on Xhamster...through a peephole:afro:




GICH!
 
Whitesnake said:
I was minding my own business last night and got a text from a girlfriend of mine......She was at another girfriend of mine's jacuzzing for a girls night out........Both these girls are currently separated from thier husbands.....She said "come over and bring booze".........so what was I suppose to do......so I went over there and started doing Tequila shots with em in the jacuzzi.......one thing led to another and I ended up AP'ing one.......I usually felt good after AP'ing, but I'm kinda friends with her Husband but really...we don't hang out or anything.......What I'm saying is that it was a nice AP and Hummer, but I swear I've never felt worse after AP'ing cuz I know it was sum10 I shouldn't have done........real guilty feeling.....She wanted it , though and practically raped me.........anyway, I felt wierd saying goodbye to them this morning........Everyone was kinda was kinda awkward and quiet:paranoid:

Anyway.......time to take a p-rip and hit the pool:afro:
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You should have AP'ed BOTH of them!!!
I mean,denying the girl a 3sum in her own jacuzzi is down right rude:afro:
Those 2 will prolly never be friends again now:surprised:

Nice going AL....:laugh2:
 
H8duke said:
You should have AP'ed BOTH of them!!!
I mean,denying the girl a 3sum in her own jacuzzi is down right rude:afro:
Those 2 will prolly never be friends again now:surprised:

Nice going AL....:laugh2:
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Blessed be the urban dictionary:

AP - anal penetration, as in a dingus going up a chick's pupe chute
(or, a dude's, not that there's anything wrong with that)
man, I never thought she'd go for AP, but holy damn crap I gave her AP!

Down this way we call it the Brown Wings, Commander Whitesnake
 
jakellpet said:
Blessed be the urban dictionary:

AP - anal penetration, as in a dingus going up a chick's pupe chute
(or, a dude's, not that there's anything wrong with that)
man, I never thought she'd go for AP, but holy damn crap I gave her AP!

Down this way we call it the Brown Wings, Commander Whitesnake
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Wrong mate.

AP=autoplow.

Would you like it in Russian and Portugese also?:laugh2:
How bout a side order of blooming onion with it?:laugh2:
 
Autoplow im sure isnt clarifying anything for him. lol

Auto plow = F*cking
NB = Not big!
Bigs = those over 220 with a BF under 15%
gears = Plural for steroids
GICH = glad i could help
Dems = African americans
Carb goo = Semen
chin omelettes = facial c*mshots

Become versed in the BN lingo you dingo F*cker!

GICH!
 
Richard Gears said:
Autoplow im sure isnt clarifying anything for him. lol

Auto plow = F*cking (rootin')
NB = Not big! (LC -little c unt)
Bigs = those over 220 with a BF under 15% (MC -massif c unt)
gears = Plural for steroids (gas)
GICH = glad i could help (NFW -no fkg worries)
Dems = African americans (BCs)
Carb goo = Semen (BS -best swimmers)
chin omelettes = facial c*mshots (damn, can't beat that!)

Become versed in the BN lingo you dingo F*cker!

GICH!
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haha - I'll study up. Here's some local lingo should you encounter a yobbo
 
Richard Gears said:
Autoplow im sure isnt clarifying anything for him. lol

Auto plow = F*cking
NB = Not big!
Bigs = those over 220 with a BF under 15%
gears = Plural for steroids
GICH = glad i could help
Dems = African americans
Carb goo = Semen
chin omelettes = facial c*mshots

Become versed in the BN lingo you dingo F*cker!

GICH!
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Perfect. Someone needed to clear this up for the uninformed.

GYCH!
 
Richard Gears said:
Autoplow im sure isnt clarifying anything for him. lol

Auto plow = F*cking
NB = Not big!
Bigs = those over 220 with a BF under 15%
gears = Plural for steroids
GICH = glad i could help
Dems = African americans
Carb goo = Semen
chin omelettes = facial c*mshots

Become versed in the BN lingo you dingo F*cker!

GICH!
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The awesomeness in this thread just went to 11. :laugh2:
 
SilentBob187 said:
The awesomeness in this thread just went to 11. :laugh2:
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exactly . . :18:

BTW, he're the scenario. You've just anally raped Radar from M*A*S*H's entire family . . including his teddy bear. :paranoid:

. . how do you break the news to him?

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^^^ Radar O'Reilly.Suspicious. Yesterday.
 
Anyone have some advices on how to make quick money without getting a job?

Right now it looks like selling weed or other drugs may be the only choice.
 
Just sell weed. A friend of mine did that all throught college. You get your own supply free that way and make just as much $ as you would waiting tables, even more if you get a big enough network going.

You could probably make more $ if you're interested in moving harder stuff. Just a thought.
 
I've been leaning that way already. I know I'd be able to get a sizable clientele from the people at school. Food for thought.
 
Just keep a low-pro while dealing and you should be fine.

Our 2 NJ natives are both MIA (will and saneslut)

Will has to be in a body cast or some crap.

and Saney probably lost his internet so he could pay his GF's grocery bill.
 
Will must've OD'd on Neovar for sure. He's probably too huge to type without breaking the keyboard.

Where's Jayv24? Thought for sure he'd be all over AM.
 
Adam23294 said:
I've been leaning that way already. I know I'd be able to get a sizable clientele from the people at school. Food for thought.
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Werd! If you could get connections directly to a cartel, you could really make some $. I had a cousin who used to make runs to Miama and buy in bulk back in the late 80s. He was knocking down aver $7,00/week for a while until he got popped. Then, it was a 4 year suspsended sentence. He felt lucky to ge that.
 
JW32Hoops said:
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Well Dubb........the Redhead had a friend from the Bay Area and we hooked at the pool yesterday and I've been plowing her all night last night.....went to work for 3 hours today then came back and have been AP'in her up until right now......I'm fricking worn out........It was quite a weekend of AP'in......The redheads friend even let me go back door:mischievous:

Gonna BBQ some **** for her in a few and she'll prolly wanna AP again..........Horny ass bitch this one is:mischievous:

She can't get enough:afro:

When it rains it pours my good dems......you know that.:happysad:
 
WELL DONE SIR!

How old is this broad? Blond, brunette, slim, bombs, tall, short, etc, etc, etc?


"You call me here for lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine...and you're not in the mood for details? I've got no job, no woman, no prospects and I live at home with my parents. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!!!"
 
JW32Hoops said:
WELL DONE SIR!

How old is this broad? Blond, brunette, slim, bombs, tall, short, etc, etc, etc?


"You call me here for lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine...and you're not in the mood for details? I've got no job, no woman, no prospects and I live at home with my parents. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!!!"
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:laugh2: @ The Sein quote :laugh2:


Broad is 38.....Brunette...Little bigger than C-cups..(good danglers)......Short.....maybe 5'1".........not petite, but not big.....sumwhere in the middle........Really pretty face......I shot it up.....I love shooting it on real cute faces:mischievous:

She's nasty........kept saying "you gonna take your pants off and get over here and fu ck me or what?"........Had a semi all mornin' at work, cuz right when I left she said......."when you get back, bust open that bottle of baby oil and put it back here" :surprised:
 
roids1 said:
Werd! If you could get connections directly to a cartel, you could really make some $. I had a cousin who used to make runs to Miama and buy in bulk back in the late 80s. He was knocking down aver $7,00/week for a while until he got popped. Then, it was a 4 year suspsended sentence. He felt lucky to ge that.
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Already got some stuff in the works. The wheels have been set in motion. Still might not happen but I'm totally down for it if it does. I needs me sum scrilla!

Suppose I could apply for scholarships too I guess, but that's not as fun.
 
negative bruh . Just tryin to keep a low-pro so these Gustapo's lay off. t'was given bootage unsubstantiated IMO.


"....and put it back here"
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: o

Shes a backdoor beauty? awesome al. Ive been banned from rear entry for god knows what reason. I think i was a bit rough last time or some ishh
 
Whitesnake said:
Well Dubb........the Redhead had a friend from the Bay Area and we hooked at the pool yesterday and I've been plowing her all night last night.....went to work for 3 hours today then came back and have been AP'in her up until right now......I'm fricking worn out........It was quite a weekend of AP'in......The redheads friend even let me go back door:mischievous:

Gonna BBQ some **** for her in a few and she'll prolly wanna AP again..........Horny ass bitch this one is:mischievous:

She can't get enough:afro:

When it rains it pours my good dems......you know that.:happysad:
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when AP become textbook AP. Congrats on the Brown Wings Commander Whitesnake :thumbsup:
 
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