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Who's got the hottest wife...Pics!!

asianbabe said:
Aww how kind. Well I'll be a wife one day, hopefully not anytime soon! But I guess it will be good to be prepared... here ya go.

Bigger version of avatar.. this was from about a week ago..

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and the other was in March, I "bulked" up to ~60kg.. I'm 5'5, a bit shorter but also a bit heavier than some of the others here! :o:)
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well i am a kind person. :whip:
 
methusaleh said:
OK, so I showed my fiance this thread, and she thought Crunch's wife was hot, so she gave me permission to share one photo with you guys...more to come in the future...
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Well my wife and I both think she's hot! Very, very sexy!

Mrs G and Asianbabe, you're both absolutely gorgeous!
 
Because you guys behaved so nicely and left nothing but positive comments, I have permission to post a couple more...

Sorry guys but we have to keep it family-friendly...but just FYI there's never anything on underneath these outfits!

The rear view of the outfit shown before:

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Posing with one of my toys....yes those nails are real:

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Calculating our finances on a hotel bed after house shopping (again...there are times I just HAVE to break out the camera sometimes!!!):

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Thanks guys, she loves the comments!

BTW there are plenty more gun photos where that come from, if you want just ask...and that's not a firearm, that's an Ariakon Sim-4 paintball gun...it's mine, you should see hers, it's an Armotech WG65, I will have to take some shots of her with it.

She just bought a S&W 3913 9mm pistol however...hmm maybe I could pose her with that...she also has a Ruger 10/22 with a 3-9x scope...or I could pose her with my AR15, SKS, or something else...
 
methusaleh said:
Thanks guys, she loves the comments!

BTW there are plenty more gun photos where that come from, if you want just ask...and that's not a firearm, that's an Ariakon Sim-4 paintball gun...it's mine, you should see hers, it's an Armotech WG65, I will have to take some shots of her with it.

She just bought a S&W 3913 9mm pistol however...hmm maybe I could pose her with that...she also has a Ruger 10/22 with a 3-9x scope...or I could pose her with my AR15, SKS, or something else...
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She can pose with anything she damn well chooses :)

More more more
 
Mrs. Gimpy! said:
eh... pictures are always really forgiving .... my thighs look small, but they are 22 inches and tend to rub together alittle (BUGS the crap out of me)


oh kwyck is trying to "kick" his forum habits but he says hi :)
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22 inches? I'm assuming that means around both legs. No way those thighs are 22 inches. Anyways, if your face competes with your body Kwyck is a lucky dude. I guess he's lucky either way, if your face sucks, he can always request doggy style. Sorry, I had to, I'm sure your face is pretty.

Methusaleh, your girl is adorable.
 
Alexander said:
22 inches? I'm assuming that means around both legs. No way those thighs are 22 inches. Anyways, if your face competes with your body Kwyck is a lucky dude. I guess he's lucky either way, if your face sucks, he can always request doggy style. Sorry, I had to, I'm sure your face is pretty.

Methusaleh, your girl is adorable.
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We remeasured; if you want exact measurements she's about 5'6", 23.5" waist, 37.75" hips, and 22.5" thighs. No, she doesn't have DD's...."almost" perfection :lol:

And yes she's pretty....also, no luck involved here; I know how to use the winky well ;)
 
kwyckemynd00 said:
We remeasured; if you want exact measurements she's about 5'6", 23.5" waist, 37.75" hips, and 22.5" thighs. No, she doesn't have DD's...."almost" perfection :lol:

And yes she's pretty....also, no luck involved here; I know how to use the winky well ;)
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Good to see you back on here, sorry to contribute to your bad forum habit, that you're trying to kick. Those measurements are kind of amazing. Anyways, didn't mean to offend you, Gimp-dog, or Mr. Winky.

Gimp, good luck with the rubbage, don't where corduroy's.
 
Mr. Winky is never offended. I abuse the hell out of him and he's still a hard working soldier.

And as for the bad habit, don't worry, I don't like being here anymore. I've been either out of the gym or painfully inconsistent since the end of October 2005, so it pisses me off to see all of you pansies getting bigger than me and all ripped up while I just sit here and get fat :D
 
kwyckemynd00 said:
Mr. Winky is never offended. I abuse the hell out of him and he's still a hard working soldier.

And as for the bad habit, don't worry, I don't like being here anymore. I've been either out of the gym or painfully inconsistent since the end of October 2005, so it pisses me off to see all of you pansies getting bigger than me and all ripped up while I just sit here and get fat :D
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Right on. Although you don't want to spend much time on here, there is a 'lifts improvement contest' thread that Sinner just started. Could be some extra motivation for ya. Later.
 
Alexander said:
I guess he's lucky either way, if your face sucks, he can always request doggy style. Sorry, I had to, I'm sure your face is pretty.
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no offense taken... besides, im sure you weren't the only one thinking it :). with internet people you always wonder whether these people are fakes, butterfaces, etc... but thank you ;)

corduroy? why? it flattens the booty?
 
Why can't I be as hot as all these women?? haha, looking good ladies, all of you :)



methusaleh said:
BTW there are plenty more gun photos where that come from, if you want just ask......or I could pose her with my AR15, SKS, or something else...
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That would be incredibly hot. I love guns :D How about her and the AR15 and nothing else? :run:

:welcome:
 
Alexander said:
Right on. Although you don't want to spend much time on here, there is a 'lifts improvement contest' thread that Sinner just started. Could be some extra motivation for ya. Later.
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Hmm....maybe i can get some motivation there. Although, I think it may be a bit unfair to all of you folk who have been lifting consistently :D

Thanks for the heads up!
 
Mrs. Gimpy! said:
no offense taken... besides, im sure you weren't the only one thinking it :). with internet people you always wonder whether these people are fakes, butterfaces, etc... but thank you ;)

corduroy? why? it flattens the booty?
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You had said something earlier about your "monstrous" thighs rubbing together, and it being annoying. I figured corduroy's would annoy the hell out of you, vppp,vppp,vppp, sorry sound effects are tough to do in words.
 
methusaleh said:
and that's not a firearm, that's an Ariakon Sim-4 paintball gun...it's mine, you should see hers, it's an Armotech WG65, I will have to take some shots of her with it.
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I was thinking it looked awfully light for an AR15 by the way she was holding it
 
EasyEJL said:
I was thinking it looked awfully light for an AR15 by the way she was holding it
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Yeah but she's a strong girl, and getting better by the day...she was going go get a Walther PPK (on my uncle's recommendation) but chose the S&W 3913 because she thought the PPK looked and felt "too wimpy" and she can handle the recoil from the 9mm just as easily as .380.
 
Hey Mrs. Gimpy. I don't think you live near me but if you would like the info on my photographer i will be more than happy. She is awesome and really makes me feel comfortable in all of the shoots we have done so far.

as for the carpet munching comment. Aint no carpet on this here floor ;-)
 
Squeaks4ver said:
Hey Mrs. Gimpy. I don't think you live near me but if you would like the info on my photographer i will be more than happy. She is awesome and really makes me feel comfortable in all of the shoots we have done so far.

as for the carpet munching comment. Aint no carpet on this here floor ;-)
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Prove it :D
 
methusaleh said:
Yeah but she's a strong girl, and getting better by the day...she was going go get a Walther PPK (on my uncle's recommendation) but chose the S&W 3913 because she thought the PPK looked and felt "too wimpy" and she can handle the recoil from the 9mm just as easily as .380.
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Shooting is alot of fun. My hubby and I go out and shoot our Springfield XD 45. all the time. We also shoot AK's together. The recoil on the XD is very easy to handle!!! Good to see another couple that shoots together...makes it easier to kill your spouse later if you need:lol: to
 
crader said:
Shooting is alot of fun. My hubby and I go out and shoot our Springfield XD 45. all the time. We also shoot AK's together. The recoil on the XD is very easy to handle!!! Good to see another couple that shoots together...makes it easier to kill your spouse later if you need:lol: to
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My wife is ex-military, so we go out too. She doesn't like rifles all that much, but she has fun with the medium to light handguns. For some reason she doesn't like the snubnosed .357 magnum
 
EasyEJL said:
My wife is ex-military, so we go out too. She doesn't like rifles all that much, but she has fun with the medium to light handguns. For some reason she doesn't like the snubnosed .357 magnum
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Yeah I don't like 22's And I prefer Glock and Springfield to S&W.
 
crader said:
Yeah I don't like 22's And I prefer Glock and Springfield to S&W.
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She likes 9mm and under, the walther ppk is ok, and she has a walther P22. its nice for a 22. not much kick, but feels like a real gun.

The 357 is nuts tho, and I always buy +p+ ammo for it. its a tiny framed all stainless steel 5 shot revolver with a snub nose. Louder than any rifle at the range.
 
eh, i don't really grow alot of hair anyway, maybe it would be good for me to do but i have waxed for so long not much grows back.
 
not at all. i started when i was younger, always was grossed out by hair.. and after a few months it wasn't bad, after a few years it only hurts if the waxer has no idea what their doing, or if the wax is too hot.
 
Wow we are getting off topic but I've never had this much fun on AM before!!

Guys/girls...yeah the woman and I are hair haters as well. I bought her a kit called Hair Care Down There out of the Playboy catalog for Christmas and let me tell you...just using a razor with a fresh blade it feels like it's waxed, and the stuff included with the kit is the only thing her sensitive skin has ever liked for soothing. Costs $40 but was well worth it. Personally I prefer King of Shaves green formula (comes in a tube, usually sold at fancy places for about $9) and she uses it as well in a pinch. Great results all the time what can I say!

Yeah I will see about getting some sexy shots w/firearms she actually owns! I have many more w/the paintball guns that I took that day we were playing, but I need her approval before I post them.

BTW here is her paintball gun, she has a newer scope on it now (just a red dot for reflex shooting) but it's basically the same, a WG65...let me tell you it's funny seeing the looks on peoples' faces after they found out they've been bunkered by a tiny little girl in camo with a big steel gun!!!

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Good question. My wife is thinking about the laser hair removal too, except she wants it all gone "down there".
 
ReaperX said:
How long does that last for till it comes back ?
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Its pretty much supposed to be permanent. She's done only 3 or 4 treatments so far (out of 10 they allow in the price) and there wasn't noticeable growth anywhere in the last 8 weeks. There were a few small way thinner hairs, but maybe at most 2-3 a square inch. And they are very fine, not like normal hair. in theory after all of them get hit and the follicles are killed, they don't grow new follicles back, so no new hair at all.

A worthwhile investment :)
 
Just hold off. I mean you can get the same result if you just keep doing a quality wax. I maybe have to do some post waxing every other month.. and thats because i am a addicted to waxing lol
 
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