Who's got the hottest wife...Pics!!

That's it, I am going to the bar. When I get there, I'm going to use the following (and quite possibly the creepiest ever) pick up line:

"I've jerked off to uglier women than you."
 
thesinner said:
That's it, I am going to the bar. When I get there, I'm going to use the following (and quite possibly the creepiest ever) pick up line:

"I've jerked off to uglier women than you."
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that`ll knock them right off their feet! Dr. Smooth.
 
neoborn said:
Yes please ask her kindly, or please mrs Otter will you post more pics like your avatar?

I promise not to touch myself to them













much...
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she wont do it and i wouldn`t let her even if she did want to.
sorry buddy.

try Mrs. Gimpy. she sounds like she is down with taking pics.
 
OK, so I showed my fiance this thread, and she thought Crunch's wife was hot, so she gave me permission to share one photo with you guys...more to come in the future...

I don't know how to make it appear in the body of the message, but here's a link. This was taken a couple weeks ago when she surprised me by putting on this outfit to help me put away the groceries...I turned my back for a minute to go out to the car, came back in and saw her, and the camera had to come out!!

So this is a total amateur, non-posed shot, don't judge too much!

Here ya go:

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methusaleh said:
OK, so I showed my fiance this thread, and she thought Crunch's wife was hot, so she gave me permission to share one photo with you guys...more to come in the future...

I don't know how to make it appear in the body of the message, but here's a link. This was taken a couple weeks ago when she surprised me by putting on this outfit to help me put away the groceries...I turned my back for a minute to go out to the car, came back in and saw her, and the camera had to come out!!

So this is a total amateur, non-posed shot, don't judge too much!

Here ya go:

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I wish my wife would do that while putting away the grocreies... but the again they probably wouldn't event get put away! lol
 
methusaleh said:
OK, so I showed my fiance this thread, and she thought Crunch's wife was hot, so she gave me permission to share one photo with you guys...more to come in the future...

I don't know how to make it appear in the body of the message, but here's a link. This was taken a couple weeks ago when she surprised me by putting on this outfit to help me put away the groceries...I turned my back for a minute to go out to the car, came back in and saw her, and the camera had to come out!!

So this is a total amateur, non-posed shot, don't judge too much!

Here ya go:
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<Drools>
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If you want pictures to show up in the body of the message just do this:

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[img]post link to image here[/img]
and then you will see like I posted above. f'n hot wife btw. mmm the mind bogles. I hope you took her from behind after taking that pic! I have asked my wife if I can take a shot but currently am only borrowing a camera for before and after pics. I don't have a way to get it off the disc reader without my friends help and she does not want them to see her being all sexy / slutty :D. So we'll see.
 
Tell your girl thanks for her contribution,my goal of this thread is to end hunger and for world peace...:lol:
 
This needs another thread to compliment this one, and that thread shall be called, "Who's got the hairiest palms?"
 
Well, I've learned something from this thread.
In the past, when interrogating potential life-partners, I asked the following common key possible deal-breaking relationship questions:

1. kids? (yes/no)
2. religion? (do you expect me to convert and/or force kids?)
3. what kind of action could I expect and not expect? (if you're only up for once every few weeks, then I'm not even going to bother to hide the porn...)

But now there's a crucial 4th question:

4. Can I post sexy pics of you on anabolicminds.com?

Of course, you don't ask the FULL question. Only ask the private sexy pics one. Only ask the posting part if she's actually computer literate and can find out, lol. ;)


LoL - I'm all talk and no bite, lol. I had nude pics of my very recent ex of 8 years. Out of respect to her, I deleted them - every single copy. My muscles may be hard, but my heart is way too soft, lol. Sorry guys.

Just let me pretend to be a bad a$$ for a while until the sting is gone, lol...
 
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i told my wife im getting here this outfit for MY birthday!:thumbsup: :food:
 
neoborn said:
I have asked my wife if I can take a shot but currently am only borrowing a camera for before and after pics. I don't have a way to get it off the disc reader without my friends help and she does not want them to see her being all sexy / slutty :D. So we'll see.
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you dont have a camara phone?
 
Chad said:
try Mrs. Gimpy. she sounds like she is down with taking pics.
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eh... really.... no i dont feel like taking pics of me in hooker shoes... no offense :)

this is the closest i get (some of you might remember this old avi)

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Mrs. Gimpy! said:
eh... really.... no i dont feel like taking pics of me in hooker shoes... no offense :)

this is the closest i get (some of you might remember this old avi)

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nice jeans.
how come your hubby hasn`t been around lately? tell him i miss him :(
 
Chad said:
i think we could allow it just this once.:thumbsup:
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Aww how kind. Well I'll be a wife one day, hopefully not anytime soon! But I guess it will be good to be prepared... here ya go.

Bigger version of avatar.. this was from about a week ago..

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and the other was in March, I "bulked" up to ~60kg.. I'm 5'5, a bit shorter but also a bit heavier than some of the others here! :o:)
 

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Otter_Wife said:
i would kill for my thighs to be that small.
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eh... pictures are always really forgiving .... my thighs look small, but they are 22 inches and tend to rub together alittle (BUGS the crap out of me)


oh kwyck is trying to "kick" his forum habits but he says hi :)
 
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