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EasyEJL said:
flaming dr peppers yes
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Back in my college days, we had a little fiesta with some sorority girls. Well, we were slamming Dr. P's. After 3 or 4 of those, this one girl was TRASHED! Now, keep in mind, this is circa 1990...BIG HAIR...how do you get BIG HAIR??? HAIRSPRAY...

So...she leans forward to look in the beer mug with the FLAMING shot (amaretto and 151) in her hand...drops the shot in the mug...when she looks up to slam it...


HER BANGS WERE ON FIRE!!!!!!!

We were laughing so hard that we could hardly concentrate enough to slap her repeatedly on the forehead to put out the flames. :toofunny:

Needless to say, she never did a Dr. Pepper again, had a new hairstyle - very short - no bangs, and never lived down her nickname - Beetlejuice!

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Bah, longest most BORING meeting of my life. And it lasted all day...had some clients in from The Hague (Netherlands). At least I got free b-fast, lunch, and beer. And Wilman, I thought you're story was funny.
 
Nabisco said:
Bah, longest most BORING meeting of my life. And it lasted all day...had some clients in from The Hague (Netherlands). At least I got free b-fast, lunch, and beer. And Wilman, I thought you're story was funny.
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You haven't seen long and boring until you've sat down with japanese businessmen for 8 straight hours in which the only thing they care about is the sake and skanks they've got waiting for them after the meeting.

And you sir, get none.
 
thewilman said:
He'll fail the poly, because he "THINKS" they are roids anyway. LOL
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there is NO POLY!!!! for corrections at least.

im applying as well and have already passed the writen and psych tests i go in for my physical aptitude test (PAT) later this month. but i dont know if they drug test then and im pretty sure they DO test for roids but i dont know if they do it at the same time as the PAT or after the background check that follows if you pass the PAT, reasoning on costs id think theyd not drug test till after the background check....

anyone know how long DBOL from M14ADD or bold from 14ad would saty in your body??? what about tren from M-trn or Finigenx? either way i havnt taken ANYTHING since like july or august so I HOPE im in the clear.....

they only poly for sherrifs or police not peace officers.
 
K, so remember when I was telling ya'll about not feeling teh pumpz when taking P-Slin? I think it was Easy that told me I needed to wait longer before eating.

I take the P-Slin on an empty stomach.
Shower.
Dry off.
Apply Old Spice.
Put on socks.
Eat 100g of oatmeal.

Still no arm ripping pumps. If anything I'm getting a bit of a stomach ache for about 2 hours after. Last night was leg night at the gym and I actually heaved up more weight on the hack squat because I'd fart with mucho gusto at the bottom and it would literally propel me skyward.

But...no Markus Ruhl like pumpatude going on. I was in the ****in zone all night last night too.

Is it me, or am I still applying the P-Slin wrong?

What if I use the Anabolic Pump that the guy is using on the front page of AM? He's all jacked and tan.
 
Dr Packenwood said:
K, so remember when I was telling ya'll about not feeling teh pumpz when taking P-Slin? I think it was Easy that told me I needed to wait longer before eating.

I take the P-Slin on an empty stomach.
Shower.
Dry off.
Apply Old Spice.
Put on socks.
Eat 100g of oatmeal.

Still no arm ripping pumps. If anything I'm getting a bit of a stomach ache for about 2 hours after. Last night was leg night at the gym and I actually heaved up more weight on the hack squat because I'd fart with mucho gusto at the bottom and it would literally propel me skyward.

But...no Markus Ruhl like pumpatude going on. I was in the ****in zone all night last night too.

Is it me, or am I still applying the P-Slin wrong?

What if I use the Anabolic Pump that the guy is using on the front page of AM? He's all jacked and tan.
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For me with yellow gold, it really didn't make any difference in pumps at the gym, ie increased blood flow to the muscles. It only seemed like it helped make me look a little fuller, which agrees with what the product is supposed to do: promote carb storage in muscle tissue. Which is all fine, I don't exactly want crippling pumps in the gym, but it didn't seem quite so beneficial as to make it into my select group of staple supplements.
 
poopypants said:
there is NO POLY!!!! for corrections at least.

im applying as well and have already passed the writen and psych tests i go in for my physical aptitude test (PAT) later this month. but i dont know if they drug test then and im pretty sure they DO test for roids but i dont know if they do it at the same time as the PAT or after the background check that follows if you pass the PAT, reasoning on costs id think theyd not drug test till after the background check....

anyone know how long DBOL from M14ADD or bold from 14ad would saty in your body??? what about tren from M-trn or Finigenx? either way i havnt taken ANYTHING since like july or august so I HOPE im in the clear.....

they only poly for sherrifs or police not peace officers.
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I think you'll be fine, that's half a year from only a few DS or PH. That stuff probably couldn't be detected more than a couple weeks from stopping because of the short half-lives.

Here's a nice chart of half lives. You can kind of do some calculations as to what fraction of a substance may still be in your system.
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bitterplacebo said:
I think you'll be fine, that's half a year from only a few DS or PH. That stuff probably couldn't be detected more than a couple weeks from stopping because of the short half-lives.

Here's a nice chart of half lives. You can kind of do some calculations as to what fraction of a substance may still be in your system.
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4 days for methyl test? that explains a lot. so does 16 hours for tbol too.
 
well, as with many drugs (actually marijuana is the only one im sure of) is there a possibility of a longer lasting metabolite thats detectable? cause in a drug test for pot they dont actually test for THC but a metabolite that is stored in the fat, not to mention if you are a long term chronic smoker (no pun intended) and gain alot of weight across that time of usage, then when that fat is finally burnt off it can release the metabolite again and if its in high enough concentration you can get a "false" positive....

i have NO CLUE if steroidal compounds can leave behind similar detectable metabolites but that would make the most sense to me cause as you know with the chart you showed half lifes for most things arent any more then a week wich isnt very realiable for someone really wanting to know if youve been on roids.... unless they just hope the tard will come in "ON" ..... so i have a lil dilemma
 
That's a good point. I'm not sure about detectable metabolites being stored in adipose tissue.

I'd guess that as long as you're not an obese individual and you've been relatively active with working out and stuff for the last 6 months, that any steroid metabolites in fat tissue would have been turned over by now.

If you're still paranoid, maybe you should begin some kind of cutting routine?
 
the funny thing is most of the metabolites are also metabolites of natural hormones. thats why MLB players got away with it :)
 
bitterplacebo said:
That's a good point. I'm not sure about detectable metabolites being stored in adipose tissue.

I'd guess that as long as you're not an obese individual and you've been relatively active with working out and stuff for the last 6 months, that any steroid metabolites in fat tissue would have been turned over by now.

If you're still paranoid, maybe you should begin some kind of cutting routine?
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Well, if they still are stored in the fat, unless they do liposuction, they wouldn't see the results either :)
 
EasyEJL said:
Well, if they still are stored in the fat, unless they do liposuction, they wouldn't see the results either :)
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Adipose tissue is constantly being turned over. If the contents of fat contain an adequate amount of some substance, you might be able to detect it in the bloodstream as some fat stores are broken and released into there.
 
EasyEJL said:
Well, if they still are stored in the fat, unless they do liposuction, they wouldn't see the results either :)
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true, unless i burned a good amount of fat (dont really have a ton) right before the test.... then im screwed.... and thing is ive been working out this last 2 weeks and do have a little lower back fat and ab padding that may be burining off since im taking SDNG and Drive.... shouldnt still be a prob if i dont have to drug test with my PAT but if i do then im worried....
 
bitterplacebo said:
Adipose tissue is constantly being turned over. If the contents of fat contain an adequate amount of some substance, you might be able to detect it in the bloodstream as some fat stores are broken and released into there.
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exactly.... ive been outta the loop for the last 4 months or so up until the beginning of Dec when i returned....
 
EasyEJL said:
the funny thing is most of the metabolites are also metabolites of natural hormones. thats why MLB players got away with it :)
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thats exactly why im still willing to take DHEA right now, totally undetectable, i can only hope the same is for epi and the others ive taken recently


just found this im still searching though.... as i took a week of TRN before i finally stopped.

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but thats only EQ.. hmmmm
 
ooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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The activity of boldenone is mainly anabolic, with a low androgenic potency. It has a very long half-life, and can show up on a steroid test for up to 1.5 years, due to the long undecylenate ester attached to the parent steroid.
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now only question is, does 14AD the proormone have the same metabolite half life as Equipose or is this ONLY casue of the ester attachment, and also with the methylated version (dbol) will it also have the same metabolite half life???? still searching.....
 
poopypants said:
ooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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now only question is, does 14AD the proormone have the same metabolite half life as Equipose or is this ONLY casue of the ester attachment, and also with the methylated version (dbol) will it also have the same metabolite half life???? still searching.....
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I've read that the 1,4AD prohormone is very short lived, but I'd like to find another confirmation. Let us know if you find something.
 
damn from same link as above...

Use in mixed martial arts

Stephan Bonnar and Josh Barnett, mixed martial arts (MMA) fighters from the UFC and PRIDE Fighting Championships, have also tested positive for the banned substance.[1] After the World Extreme Cagefighting show on January 20, 2006 Muay Thai turned MMA fighter Kit Cope also tested positive for Boldenone.[2]Following the Strikeforce card on June 22, 2007 former PRIDE and UFC fighter Phil Baroni tested positive for Boldenone, as well as Stanozolol.[3] Most recently, at a K-1 WGP event in Las Vegas on August 17, 2007 two fighters, Rickard Nordstrand and Zabit Samedov, both tested positive for Boldenone.[4]
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guess it makes sense bold will send your RBC count through the roof and thats perfect for endurance sports like MMA...
 
EasyEJL said:
bp hows the super-d going so far? I was pondering using that possibly instead of mega-trn.
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No problems on the first pulse yesterday. My sleep last night was kind of restless, but that's not atypical for Mondays, it's a more stressful day for me. My nuts seem bigger today, my mood also seems better than normal, and I've got no issues with breast tissue, so I guess the hormone bounce worked fine. Can't say much else about recovery, strength, or body composition effects, still too early.

Tomorrow, I'll be doing the same pulse deal but switching to the AI for the morning after the pulse instead of the night of the pulse. I'll let you know how it goes.
 
this is beautiful..... kinda makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside....

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The investigation, dubbed "Operation Raw Deal" was the largest Anabolic Steroid operation in United States history and involved China, Mexico, Canada, Australia, Germany and Thailand among other countries. The investigation also focused online message boards where advice was given on how to use Anabolic Steroids and the DEA also intercepted hundreds of thousands of E-mails. The DEA has also stated that the E-mails intercepted were compiled into a massive database of names which could lead to months or years of future arrests of Anabolic Steroid users.[110][111][112]
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I'm not sure whether doing superdrol that way would make sense in my current cycle. It does seem like every 30-40mg or so of superdrol is worth about a pound of lean mass. crazy stuff
 
EasyEJL said:
I'm not sure whether doing superdrol that way would make sense in my current cycle. It does seem like every 30-40mg or so of superdrol is worth about a pound of lean mass. crazy stuff
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yeah, to do it that way with your cute stuff would only really serve to reduce sides.

You've already got your preworkout kickstart thing planned, just stick with that.
 
yeah, i'll wait till after PCT and rest time, and go into a nice superdrol pulse then, for a slow lean mass gain thru till summer.

I figure I can get down to 185 and sub 15% bf on this cycle. Thats 10 scale pounds lost from today over 7 1/2 more weeks, with no change in lean mass. So any change upwards in lean mass is all gravy. I might even pause if I hit 190 by week 3 and go for maintenance cals instead for 2-3 weeks, to add the LBM.
 
well, looks like dianabol is mostly excreted wholly in the urine but that is not 100% and i stiil have yet to find how much of it leaves behind metabolites but is seems its a very low amount.....

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again Dbol is gone in 3 days but still dont know exact length of metabolite...

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On the third day after discontinuing the intake of Dianabol, proof of the substance methandrostenolone (methandienone) in the blood is negative. This means that the tablets are no longer effective. The athlete, however, should not proceed under the assumption that a urine test will be negative since the elimination of the metabolites of the substance methandrostenolone through the urine continues much longer.
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Since Dianabol's half time life is only 3.2-4.5 hours, application at least twice a day is necessary to acheive a somewhat even concentration of the substance in the blood. On days of intense training, the half time life is reduced even further, so the application of three times per day appears sensible. Since Dianabol is ... 17-alpha alkylated, and thus largely protected against a loss in effect, it is recommended that the tablets be taken during meals so that possible gastrointestinal pains can be avoided. Interestingly, on the third day after discontinuing Dianabol, proof of the substance in the blood is negative. This is how athletes avoid positive drug tests. The maximum substance concentration of Dianabol reaches the blood after 1-3 hours.
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AHA! it has been found!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it was the small print at the end i almost didnt read!!!!!!!!!!1

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Dbol Facts
[17a-methyl-17b-hydroxy-1,4-androstadien-3-one]
Molecular Weight: 300.44
Formula: C20H28O2
Melting Point: N/A
Manufacturer: Ciba (originally)
Release Date: 1956
Effective dose: 25-50mgs (as low as 10 and as high as 100 have been reported)
Active Life: 6-8hours
Detection Time: up to 6 weeks
Anabolic/Androgenic Ratio (Range): 90-210:40-60
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See heres why that calipering really has me irritated. today on the scale I was at 194, the new low in this century, and I feel no joy in it, since it feels like somehow more of it is fat today than was yesterday morning if you know what I mean.

then again, fukit, once I hit 188 or so i'm going back to maintenance or maintenance + 100-200 for the rest of the time the 1-t lasts, and shoot for added muscle :)
 
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