While the boss is away............Thread

[thewilman]

man hands?

I am now laughing out loud. I can still picture that episode of Seinfeld where the chick with the "man hands" grabs the roll at the restaurant!

 

[EasyEJL]

Herps I can live with...it's herpes I'm worried about

I like turtles too

 

[thewilman]

yes

LOL...I'll keep an eye out for any scars!

What if she has a scar, but looks like this?

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[EasyEJL]

truthfully, i'd be more worried about the emotional ones

 

[xjsynx]

Stud! I will be spittin' mad game yo...I can't even type that with a straight face! :toofunny:

Talk in 3rd person. Chicks love taht!

 

[bitterplacebo]

Herps I can live with...it's herpes I'm worried about

for Christmas, make sure to give herpes to everyone you know, it makes for a great gift
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[xjsynx]

truthfully, i'd be more worried about the emotional ones

Could explain the scars :stick:

 

[Nabisco]

Good luck wilman, hope she works out for you.

On a side note, just got back from the gym (Im going during lunch because work is worthless) and had to use the smithie for squats. Low and behold because a lady my age was squatting and doing SLDLs...I was impressed to say the least.

 

[xjsynx]

I love a girl with herpes...means shes got some good experience :thumbsup:

That is why I pick up my chicks at Planned Parenthood :head:

 

[xjsynx]

Good luck wilman, hope she works out for you.

On a side note, just got back from the gym (Im going during lunch because work is worthless) and had to use the smithie for squats. Low and behold because a lady my age was squatting and doing SLDLs...I was impressed to say the least.

Yeah, that would be a good test, is to make her workout for him. If she walks up to the Smith Machine :banned:

 

[Nabisco]

That is why I pick up my chicks at Planned Parenthood :head:

Best place to pick up chicks, because you know they'll put out. :wtf:

 

[xjsynx]

for Christmas, make sure to give herpes to everyone you know, it makes for a great gift
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Laugh Out Loud

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[xjsynx]

Best place to pick up chicks, because you know they'll put out. :wtf:

W3rd! And some you don't even have to worry about knocking up, because they already are :head:

 

[Nabisco]

Yeah, that would be a good test, is to make her workout for him. If she walks up to the Smith Machine :banned:

I should clarify...my gym has only one normal squat rack. She was using lighter weight than myself, so I couldn't work in with her. So I was forced to use the smith machine. Which is alright, it changes things up.

But I agree XJ, make her do some squats. If she can squat my bodyweight, then she's a keeper.

 

[xjsynx]

:goodpost:

definitely rivals the strip club for grade "A" women

The only place you can score a stripper and not pay her for her time...

 

[xjsynx]

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[thewilman]

truthfully, i'd be more worried about the emotional ones

Ain't that the truth...at least the physical ones you can see. You never know when those repressed emotional issues are gonna pop up!

 

[Nabisco]

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:blink:...:toofunny:

 

[Nabisco]

Any of you guys do martial arts as well? I'm setting up an appointment to go check out the local Aikido dojo near my place.

 

[thewilman]

Any of you guys do martial arts as well? I'm setting up an appointment to go check out the local Aikido dojo near my place.

Nope...I've been thinking of signing up for an MMA school...but I keep putting it off. :bruce2:

 

[thewilman]

In addendum, I will be rooting for the yellow and black against the patsies :head:

 

[EasyEJL]

In addendum, I will be rooting for the yellow and black against the patsies :head:

for a second, I thought you said black and yellow pasties..


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[Nabisco]

Oh NO! Tila Tequila is STRAIGHT!:run:

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All our hopes and dreams are dead.

 

[xjsynx]

Any of you guys do martial arts as well? I'm setting up an appointment to go check out the local Aikido dojo near my place.

I can't fork out $100 bucks a month right now, but the school I was going to go to, trains in Mui-Thai, Boxing, Jiu-Jitsu, and wrestling...

 

[xjsynx]

Oh NO! Tila Tequila is STRAIGHT!:run:

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All our hopes and dreams are dead.

Straight Retard. She does nothing for me. I might let her wash my drawls when I am not at home, but that is about it...

 

[xjsynx]

Ain't that the truth...at least the physical ones you can see. You never know when those repressed emotional issues are gonna pop up!

Where do you think they got the physical scars from? Gang fight? They are the emotional ones creeping out...

 

[thewilman]

for a second, I thought you said black and yellow pasties..


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I'd root for that too!

 

[thewilman]

Where do you think they got the physical scars from? Gang fight? They are the emotional ones creeping out...

Thank you Dr. Phil LOL

:ntome:

 

[thewilman]

Straight Retard. She does nothing for me. I might let her wash my drawls when I am not at home, but that is about it...

A rep for Tequila told Page Six, "I'll confirm that she's bisexual and she's a delight to work with."

LOL what a waste of time and energy!

 

[thewilman]

I didn't start Ryan Grant yesterday ane he had 20 points in my league :frustrate:

 

[xjsynx]

BTW

What is up with Easy and SARS?

 

[xjsynx]

I didn't start Ryan Grant yesterday ane he had 20 points in my league :frustrate:

I told you to start him :nono:

 

[Dr Packenwood]

Any of you guys do martial arts as well? I'm setting up an appointment to go check out the local Aikido dojo near my place.

I've considered Krav Maga, but I'm not too sure my body can handle it like it used to when I was 15 and taking Tae Kwan Do.

I'd like to learn more self defense, and less flashy Chuck Norris moves.

But, the last time I tried something it interfered with lifting. It was mountain biking and I was into it $2.5K and about 1.5 years before I had to give it up because my legs and shoulders were killing me.

Oh and the whole sand duning thing. $10K into that, one severe wreck later that nearly cost me my life.

I'm done with anything that has less than 4 wheels, requires me to wear a helmet or a mouth piece.

Unless its sex.

 

[thewilman]

BTW

What is up with Easy and SARS?

That's E in the back
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[thewilman]

I told you to start him :nono:

:trout:

 

[xjsynx]

I've considered Krav Maga, but I'm not too sure my body can handle it like it used to when I was 15 and taking Tae Kwan Do.

I'd like to learn more self defense, and less flashy Chuck Norris moves.

But, the last time I tried something it interfered with lifting. It was mountain biking and I was into it $2.5K and about 1.5 years before I had to give it up because my legs and shoulders were killing me.

Oh and the whole sand duning thing. $10K into that, one severe wreck later that nearly cost me my life.

I'm done with anything that has less than 4 wheels, requires me to wear a helmet or a mouth piece.

Unless its sex.

Yeah that is the trendy thing right now...

 

[xjsynx]

:trout:

I feel like the Wilman in thread full of Incas :ntome:

 

[Nabisco]

Well Im hoping that this dojo doesn't cost $100/mo, but we'll see I guess. I've dropped my lifting to 3 days/wk so Im pretty sure my body can easily handle some more activity.

As far as Tila, she doesn't do anything for me either, but earlier in this thread when XJ was posting the Maxim Top 100 someone said something about how they'd do her. So I had to post that.

 

[thewilman]

Yeah that is the trendy thing right now...

Sex with a mouth piece? :blink:

 

[Nabisco]

Sex with a mouth piece? :blink:

No, no, no...with a helmet. You let her wear a helmet so when you repeated smack her on the head from behind there is no brain damage. :stick:

 

[EasyEJL]

Whats the point of the donkey punch then?

 

[xjsynx]

Whats the point of the donkey punch then?

You don't want to d0nkey pUnch a chick with a helmet :nono:

 

[xjsynx]

Sex with a mouth piece? :blink:

Grin and bare it I guess???

 

[Nabisco]

Whats the point of the donkey punch then?

Trust me, she's still surprised when you make contact with her head. I'm sure you can convince her that the helmet is just a kinky thing you like, then WA-BAM!! It works to the same effect, you're just not knocking her out and possibly causing serious damage. :trout:

 

[thewilman]

I feel like the Wilman in thread full of Incas :ntome:

You know you can count on me, Mero Mero :head:

I'm here till the end esse...blood in blood out!
:numbered:

 

[thewilman]

No, no, no...with a helmet. You let her wear a helmet so when you repeated smack her on the head from behind there is no brain damage. :stick:

LOL...that actually happened to me once...really...c'mon really!

Broke a sliding door in a shower with her head! That was in my wild oats days!

 

[xjsynx]

A guy with a small pen!s is the most unattractive thing ever

 

[thewilman]

Grin and bare it I guess???

I just wear my grillz yo so I can spit my crazy mad game at da shoties! :afro:

I'm gonna try that tonight...

"Wil, this is Maria, she is a Pediatrician"

"Hello Wil, how are you?"

"I'm straight crazy yo...hold up hold up...lemme holla at you a minute...what they do baby girl...you wanna roll with me to crizib?"

"Nice to meet you, too"

 

[xjsynx]

Trust me, she's still surprised when you make contact with her head. I'm sure you can convince her that the helmet is just a kinky thing you like, then WA-BAM!! It works to the same effect, you're just not knocking her out and possibly causing serious damage. :trout:

Is someone trying to come out?

 

[xjsynx]