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While the Boss is Away.....Part Deux!

**** i been on bed almost allday, i dont want to get up, but i have ti out withsome one so i dont know what to do
 
I guess is it just "a hog with a sword in her mouth" as a fat chick oral sex reference? damn these are confusing. I didnt get the dirty sanchez till the 2nd or third time either :)
 
its weird a chicken ****er, donkey ****er, hog with a sword on his mouth, t bags, anal satellites, foaming beer
 
I'm not sure about:

dog in the bathtub.
painting the wall red.
the satellite on the TV (is it just supposed to look like penetration?)
 
Zombie said:
its weird a chicken ****er, donkey ****er, hog with a sword on his mouth, t bags, anal satellites, foaming beer
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It was a guy choking his chicken.
A guy performing the donkey punch.
I thought the foaming beer was just so she could say "head"

what's anal satellites?
 
Zombie said:
**** i been on bed almost allday, i dont want to get up, but i have ti out withsome one so i dont know what to do
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I wish I could still be in bed, but I'm making good money to be working 12 hours today, so I don't mind. I really need the money. Besides, I love my job. I actually enjoy coming to work.
 
bitterplacebo said:
It was a guy choking his chicken.
A guy performing the donkey punch.
I thought the foaming beer was just so she could say "head"

what's anal satellites?
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Space Docking
The act of being a Space Docker. To **** in a condom and place within a freezer. After freezing overnight insert the solified dump up your loved ones rusty bullet hole.
 
MuscleGuyinNY said:
I wish I could still be in bed, but I'm making good money to be working 12 hours today, so I don't mind. I really need the money. Besides, I love my job. I actually enjoy coming to work.
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i like my job also, but i dont work on weekends, well if i need cash i do work but if im not in a need for extra cahs i dont.
 
MuscleGuyinNY said:
I wish I could still be in bed, but I'm making good money to be working 12 hours today, so I don't mind. I really need the money. Besides, I love my job. I actually enjoy coming to work.
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Can't beat getting paid to do something you enjoy.

But how is you're hanging around the forums and working at the same time? What's the job?
 
pretty damn funny video....

still dont get whats up with the comment on the curtains he gives her though?

did he say anything about them matching drapes? I cant understand a damn thing with his accent.
 
meat curtains! I was trying to think up disgusting names for my girlfriends vagina over the weekend, and after 'piss flaps' I just kind of stopped.

I was going to bet her that her ob/gyn has more slang terms for a vertical garden than I do, but she asked me to please not go there with the doctor.
 
Dr Packenwood said:
meat curtains! I was trying to think up disgusting names for my girlfriends vagina over the weekend, and after 'piss flaps' I just kind of stopped.

I was going to bet her that her ob/gyn has more slang terms for a vertical garden than I do, but she asked me to please not go there with the doctor.
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And I thought Easy was a class act for telling his wife the sexual things he would like to do to other women. ]

This women is carrying your child and you want to think of demeaning names for her vagina.

-TF
 
Well my home computer is finally toast. I guess 6 years is a good run for a comp. Now I'm in the market as it were. Any suggestions? Limit of $1200 and can be desktop or laptop. I've looked into Dell (crap) and Lenova (not too bad). Anyone else have cheaper/better ideas?

Minimums:

2ghz dual core processor
3-4 GB ram
top of the line graphics/video card
 
Nabisco said:
Well my home computer is finally toast. I guess 6 years is a good run for a comp. Now I'm in the market as it were. Any suggestions? Limit of $1200 and can be desktop or laptop. I've looked into Dell (crap) and Lenova (not too bad). Anyone else have cheaper/better ideas?

Minimums:

2ghz dual core processor
3-4 GB ram
top of the line graphics/video card
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Six years on a puter huh? I can hardly go a year to two years on the same machine.

Currently I have a Sony Vaio, don't think those fit into your price range though.

And the Dell's at my work are pretty solid.

-TF
 
t3stxlr4titud said:
And I thought Easy was a class act for telling his wife the sexual things he would like to do to other women. ]

This women is carrying your child and you want to think of demeaning names for her vagina.

-TF
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We both sat there trying to think up slang terms. She had the usual hatchet wound, ax wound, and I was able to bust out some stuff from GWAR like fleshy flap valve, etc.
 
Nabisco said:
Well my home computer is finally toast. I guess 6 years is a good run for a comp. Now I'm in the market as it were. Any suggestions? Limit of $1200 and can be desktop or laptop. I've looked into Dell (crap) and Lenova (not too bad). Anyone else have cheaper/better ideas?

Minimums:

2ghz dual core processor
3-4 GB ram
top of the line graphics/video card
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Hey now, I have owned 2 Dell laptops, and you calling them crap is demeaning to crap everywhere. They're less than crap. They're the stuff that grows on crap when its left out in the sun for weeks on end.

Its the crap the flys crap out after they eat the crap.
I'm lucky mine is alive after 4 years, even though I had to replace the hard drive after 8 months, and lost all of the 'factory installed' software. The partition back up thing is a joke. And you can forget trying to upgrade drivers from Dells website.

Oh and the wireless card took a **** so I had to buy a PCI wireless card.
 
Nabisco said:
Well my home computer is finally toast. I guess 6 years is a good run for a comp. Now I'm in the market as it were. Any suggestions? Limit of $1200 and can be desktop or laptop. I've looked into Dell (crap) and Lenova (not too bad). Anyone else have cheaper/better ideas?

Minimums:

2ghz dual core processor
3-4 GB ram
top of the line graphics/video card
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ibuypower . com
built to spec, can get pricey but you get only what you want.
 
I recommend a desktop if you know it's going to be a home computer and you aren't going to need to take it anywhere. Desktop will always be better performance. You'll have to weigh the pros/cons yourself.

I also recommend not going with one of those prepackaged computer manufacturers. But I would suggest getting the parts and putting it together yourself.

Usually it can be less expensive plus it's a great opportunity to learn more about computers. They never express it openly, but I know women appreciate and are attracted to men with computer knowledge.

Here's how to do it in 3 easy steps:

1) Research and purchase the parts you want. I like newegg.
Essentials (usually you want to buy these parts as new):
-chasis
-power supply
-motherboard
-cpu(s) and maybe heat spreader/thermal grease
-memory
-graphics card
Salvage from old computer or just buy new:
-hard disks
-optical drives
-network card
-I/O devices like speakers, keyboard, mouse
-monitor
-maybe a soundcard if you don't want any integrated sound on the motherboard
-For the operating system, you can use microsoft or be more hands on and download a linux distribution for free. I recommend Sidux or a more stable Debian one. They're good about making most stuff "just work" even for newer hardware.
2) Install everything.
3) Surf for pornography using your new computer. You have to do this step after your girl said she was leaving you for spending too much time with the computer. But in reality she is just overwhelmed by her intense, new attraction to you and your computer assembly abilities. She'll be back.

I can't wait to repeat this process as soon as I move to a new and better job.
 
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