When the boss is away.......(CONTEST)

[xjsynx]

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[xjsynx]

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[xjsynx]

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[EasyEJL]

hhahahaha, the pic of your dog just winked @ me :ntome:

so superdrol NG is helping your libido out eh? at least this one is a girl dog

 

[xjsynx]

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[xjsynx]

so superdrol NG is helping your libido out eh? at least this one is a girl dog

Nah. He takes so much crap, a crane couldn't raise his pee-pee. He has just lost it.

 

[xjsynx]

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[xjsynx]

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[EasyEJL]

Nah. He takes so much crap, a crane couldn't raise his pee-pee. He has just lost it.

maybe he should try powerFull it gives you

Throbbing, Rock-Hard Erections That Last **

 

[xjsynx]

maybe he should try powerFull it gives you

Throbbing, Rock-Hard Erections That Last **

:icon_lol:

If that was the case I would still be taking it....My last bottle ran out over 3 months ago if not longer, and I never bothered to order more...

 

[bitterplacebo]

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I never wanted to be a piece of furniture so badly as I do right now.

 

[EasyEJL]

:icon_lol:

If that was the case I would still be taking it....My last bottle ran out over 3 months ago if not longer, and I never bothered to order more...

I was just quoting them. Bulk powerfull does help me sleep tho, so I keep buying it

 

[thewilman]

J...I mean this in the most hetero way possible...
I love you.

:toofunny:

For the record, I prefer the thicker brunettes as opposed to the blond waifs!

 

[Zombie]

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[xjsynx]

I was just quoting them. Bulk powerfull does help me sleep tho, so I keep buying it

Yo se. I was just adding my displeasure...

 

[thewilman]

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Rachel loves you Z...limp noodle and all! :stick:

 

[xjsynx]

Rachel loves you Z...limp noodle and all! :stick:

Yeah. She doesn't feel threatened by guy with a limp noodle and who has "I Heart Trip Banana's" on his ass...

 

[thewilman]

Yeah. She doesn't feel threatened by guy with a limp noodle and who has "I Heart Trip Banana's" on his ass...

But Trip IS Bananas and Z loves him ...but not Rachel! :blink:

 

[John Smeton]

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Very Sexy

 

[EasyEJL]

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this girl could be the 8 years younger sister of the assistant at my doctors office

 

[strategicmove]

After all those photos, we probably need to consider altering the title of this thread. So more photos will come rolling in!

 

[EasyEJL]

After all those photos, we probably need to consider altering the title of this thread. So more photos will come rolling in!

shhh its a semi private club

 

[thewilman]

Who goes there?

What's the password?

 

[bitterplacebo]

Who goes there?

What's the password?

"The Strap"

 

[thewilman]

"The Strap"

You may enter as you are wise beyond your years, BitterPlacebosan :bruce2:

 

[EasyEJL]

Is the strap banned by an natural body building groups? it is a quantum sports pendant after all. The ONLY quantum sports pendant that is.

 

[thewilman]

In the early 50's, the now defunct Soviet Union pioneered the "strapski". It is believed that the "strapski" was responsible for the first orbit of the Earth by Yuri "Strapski" Gagarin.

It is further believed that the "strapski" was backward engineered by the NSA and CIA in the early 60's after being taken off of a Chinese Special Forces member captured in the Korea War. Coincidentally, one of the founding partners of F"eye"zogen was a former member of the NSA.

Little known fact.

 

[thewilman]

Is the strap banned by an natural body building groups? it is a quantum sports pendant after all. The ONLY quantum sports pendant that is.

Banned by the IOC, IFBB, NFL, NCAA, and NBA. It is still allowed in MLB with a prescription.

 

[John Smeton]

hmmmmm

 

[bitterplacebo]

In the early 50's, the now defunct Soviet Union pioneered the "strapski". It is believed that the "strapski" was responsible for the first orbit of the Earth by Yuri "Strapski" Gagarin.

It is further believed that the "strapski" was backward engineered by the NSA and CIA in the early 60's after being taken off of a Chinese Special Forces member captured in the Korea War. Coincidentally, one of the founding partners of F"eye"zogen was a former member of the NSA.

Little known fact.

"A lot of people believe that an asteroid hit the earth and it made all the dinosaurs die. I think all the dinosaurs died as a result of a controlled dinosaur demolition and that the asteroid was actually allowed to hit the earth via an effective stand down of the Cretaceous military."

 

[bitterplacebo]

 

[EasyEJL]

"A lot of people believe that an asteroid hit the earth and it made all the dinosaurs die. I think all the dinosaurs died as a result of a controlled dinosaur demolition and that the asteroid was actually allowed to hit the earth via an effective stand down of the Cretaceous military."

And that meteor is the material the strap is made from? it sounds pretty quantum

 

[strategicmove]

...

A new avatar? Cellardude has a new one, too. Did you guys synchronize changes?

 

[EasyEJL]

A new avatar? Cellardude has a new one, too. Did you guys synchronize changes?

Mine i'm just sticking to funny poses of my dogs at least I was getting bored of daisy being up, so I thought i'd put up tora. Actually, theres a specific picture of Pikachu I need to find and use

 

[EasyEJL]

A new avatar? Cellardude has a new one, too. Did you guys synchronize changes?

ahhh I found it

 

[strategicmove]

ahhh I found it

Very original! Must be fun.

 

[EasyEJL]

Very original! Must be fun.

that toy was his favorite when he was a puppy. He'd carry it outside when he'd go to the bathroom. He destroyed tons of other stuffed animals over the first year, but that one he always treated nicely. Then all of a sudden one day he tore it open, and stuffing was everywhere. He was completely distraught, carried around the empty "skin" for days, whining and sleeping with it. Funny as heck. He got over it

 

[bitterplacebo]

that toy was his favorite when he was a puppy. He'd carry it outside when he'd go to the bathroom. He destroyed tons of other stuffed animals over the first year, but that one he always treated nicely. Then all of a sudden one day he tore it open, and stuffing was everywhere. He was completely distraught, carried around the empty "skin" for days, whining and sleeping with it. Funny as heck. He got over it

Maybe he came home one day and caught the toy in a compromising situation with one of the other dogs. After becoming extremely jealous he murdered the toy and lover with strychnine . He ended up preserving the corpse of the toy and keeping it in the basement. Later in life he is a motel clerk, severely distraught by past emotional and sexual abuse brought about by the toy that he now keeps around as an empty husk.

 

[EasyEJL]

Its possible I suppose. I wondered what happened to the box of rat poison. hmmm

 

[strategicmove]

Maybe he came home one day and caught the toy in a compromising situation with one of the other dogs. After becoming extremely jealous he murdered the toy and lover with strychnine . He ended up preserving the corpse of the toy and keeping it in the basement. Later in life he is a motel clerk, severely distraught by past emotional and sexual abuse brought about by the toy that he now keeps around as an empty husk.

Develop the idea into a novel.

 

[bitterplacebo]

Its possible I suppose. I wondered what happened to the box of rat poison. hmmm

better watch yourself in the shower

 

[bitterplacebo]

Develop the idea into a novel.

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[EasyEJL]

What a fine black and white movie that was Mr Bates. The Birds was my favorite of his really tho

 

[strategicmove]

What a fine black and white movie that was Mr Bates. The Birds was my favorite of his really tho

"The Birds" was cool and cult!

 

[bitterplacebo]

What a fine black and white movie that was Mr Bates. The Birds was my favorite of his really tho

Yeah, that was bizarre.

What's also weird is that my spellcheck is highlighting almost every word. It must be in a different language. "Bizarre," "was" and "also" were the only things that made it through.

 

[bitterplacebo]

Yeah, that was bizarre.

What's also weird is that my spellcheck is highlighting almost every word. It must be in a different language. "Bizarre," "was" and "also" were the only things that made it through.

Yes, my locale was set to something German!

Ich spreche die deutsche! Aber nicht so gut.
Ich möchte viele Frauen.

 

[strategicmove]

Yes, my locale was set to something German!

Ich spreche die deutsche! Aber nicht so gut.

Great!

Ich spreche deutsch.
Ich kann deutsch.
Ich spreche die deutsche Sprache.
Ich kann die deutsche Sprache.

 

[bitterplacebo]

Great!

Ich spreche deutsch.
Ich kann deutsch.
Ich spreche die deutsche Sprache.
Ich kann die deutsche Sprache.

Du bist hasslich.
(definitely say that to german girls)

I learned German after Spanish and now when I try to say something Spanish I'm thinking German.

 

[strategicmove]

Du bist hasslich.
(definitely say that to german girls)
...

I am sure German girls will not find it funny.
For non-German speakers: "Du bist haesslich" means "You are ugly"!

 

[bitterplacebo]

I am sure German girls will not find it funny.
For non-German speakers: "Du bist haesslich" means "You are ugly"!

Well that spoils the surprise for anyone not bothering to look it up.

How about this fun pickup line: Ich habe viele grossen Katze in meinen hosen.