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When the boss is away.......(CONTEST)

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xjsynx said:
well usually it some butch dyke with a mullet trying to push stuff on me....
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hahaha, if only I were so lucky. I always buy **** when a hot female is selling, but some dumnass kid peddling crappware? No... Hotassed in shape babe, hell yes. I'll pay retail mam. Want to see my American Express Platinum? :) :bb3:
 
SatireWolf said:
hahaha, if only I were so lucky. I always buy **** when a hot female is selling, but some dumnass kid peddling crappware? No... Hotassed in shape babe, hell yes. I'll pay retail mam. Want to see my American Express Platinum? :) :bb3:
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Note to GNC store owners, the store near my work has hotassed chicks in it all the time, the one near my house has punkassed HS kids. Guess where I buy my insta-supps?
 
SatireWolf said:
hahaha, if only I were so lucky. I always buy **** when a hot female is selling, but some dumnass kid peddling crappware? No... Hotassed in shape babe, hell yes. I'll pay retail mam. Want to see my American Express Platinum? :) :bb3:
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There is a lil cuttie at one. Nice firm buttocks...
 
SatireWolf said:
Note to GNC store owners, the store near my work has hotassed chicks in it all the time, the one near my house has punkassed HS kids. Guess where I buy my insta-supps?
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But anyways 9/10's of the store is crappware anyways, so they really should be outfitting their stores with hotassed chicks. Women going in there aren't going to buy from some monster'd out guy anyways.
 
SatireWolf said:
But anyways 9/10's of the store is crappware anyways, so they really should be outfitting their stores with hotassed chicks. Women going in there aren't going to buy from some monster'd out guy anyways.
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yeah, they are selling all kinds of crap now.

but yeah some hawt chicks selling supps would be nice.
 
xjsynx said:
yeah, they are selling all kinds of crap now.

but yeah some hawt chicks selling supps would be nice.
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Yeah man. It's doing society a service. Hire hooters girls to work at GNC, and support their healthy living so they can stay looking like that for a long time :)
 
SatireWolf said:
Besides, why would I want to further a stupid HS kids education in selling crap when I can further pad a hot chick's wallet to further allow her to stay hot?
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Can't argue with you there, in keeping hawt girls hawt.

I mean what is worse than a hawt chick gone fat?
 
SatireWolf said:
lol :) Hooters food isn't conducive towards keeping hooters girls perky.
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Speaking of which, we should start a national fund for hot women. Make it monetarily beneficial to keep your ass in shape. Give a tax break to hot assed chicks. And tax the crap out of the metric ton behemoths mothballing our healthcare system.
 
xjsynx said:
Hooters and strip joints don't do nothing for me though...
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That's not the point :) We should do society a service and preserve the hotness, thus enlarging the hotness pool upon which guys can draw upon! Can't you see the beauty of my master plan?
 
SatireWolf said:
Speaking of which, we should start a national fund for hot women. Make it monetarily beneficial to keep your ass in shape. Give a tax break to hot assed chicks. And tax the crap out of the metric ton behemoths mothballing our healthcare system.
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:goodpost:
 
SatireWolf said:
Yessir! Sort of like being in the olympics got you off tax free in Greece, being hot gets you tax breaks in America. Then start levying taxes on big mac's and fried chicken and you'd be set.
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It would single-handedly fix medicare. Just fund medicare out of all the fat-ass tax proceeds.
 
xjsynx said:
He's on a roll....
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As a second ammendment to the constitution we could make it legal, and compulsory for US Soldiers to roid up and become super soldiers. Thus making all other countries armies puny in comparison. Upon first inspection, the US army full of body builders would squash heads and scare pansies with a single flex!
 
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