xjsynx
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Looks like he didn't make it :toilet:
When the boss is away.......(CONTEST)
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Looks like he didn't make it :toilet:
bitterplacebo
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They love it when you pick your callouses and flick it at them.
SatireWolf
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Double the cholesterol?
thewilman
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:jaw: That was funny!!! Got me too LOL
SatireWolf
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I'm sure....
bitterplacebo
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maybe, I know mine looked like both would combine to form a normal sized yolk, they were just two smaller, divided ones
SatireWolf
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ACK! You cracked my other monitor! Now it's bleeding LCD juice too!
bitterplacebo
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yes, mine didn't turn out so well
SatireWolf
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orange soda with vanilla ice cream flavored protein powder has an odd zing to ti.
SatireWolf
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So does this thread end when the boss returns?
bitterplacebo
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xjsynx
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You give them a piece of you...I think it is very heart felt and sincere.
bitterplacebo
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bitterplacebo
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and if they don't feel the same
you can always write an italicized letter to them to win them back
xjsynx
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Sounds gross to me....
SatireWolf
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Manu's lead didn't last long lol.
thewilman
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They especially like it when you rip them off with your teeth and spit in their general direction
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SatireWolf
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SatireWolf
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nice wh0r3j1tsu!!!
Yes, padawan, you too can be a great wh0r3j1tsu n1nj5! Just focus your being on the power of the post finger. Do not strike the key, BE THE KEY!
SatireWolf
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Yeah the orange soda thing was tangy but weird.
SatireWolf
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Just reboot the building. If that doesn't work, make sure the power plug is firmly connected.
thewilman
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EasyEJL
Never enough
i'm kinda busy, trying to work and all that before my vacation
SatireWolf
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No, I eat em! :food:
I just want to hit 1K
hahaha
You should get on the beat manu bus. I hear we'll be rolling over him at least a dozen times.
SatireWolf
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work? pre-vacation you go on your pre-vacation warm up!
bitterplacebo
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yes, always check the power plug
xjsynx
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LOL
Jim Rome usually plays some pretty funny 911 calls.
One where the operator asks the lady who can't control her 12 yo daughter, and ask if =she wants the police to come down and shoot her.
The a couple of OJ calls, and Tanya Harding...
thewilman
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SatireWolf
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When in doubt, insert with brutal force.
SatireWolf
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That's the ticket
If only 'the king' had known about liposuction he might not have died on the throne.
SatireWolf
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SatireWolf
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Do the two obvious implant girls on the left and the au-naturale on the right come with the vacation package?
thewilman
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Hubba Hubba...is that you in the middle J?
SatireWolf
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Hey, it's one thing to die in bed, a whole other to die trying to :dump:
xjsynx
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Who insulted me?:bruce2: :bruce1: :bruce3:
SatireWolf
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I think the middle one's implants weigh more than her head. (probably full of air anyways).
thewilman
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thewilman
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Spam!!!
ATTENTION: THE President / CEO.
Sir,
I am sincerely sorry for invading your privacy through this medium, but I
wish to intimate you on this business proposal which will be of mutual
benefits and its success is entirely based on mutual trust, cooperation
and a high level of confidentiality having in mind what my boss is
currently going through. I am seeking your cooperation to transfer a Hugh sum of money into your private or company account.
ATTENTION: THE President / CEO.
Sir,
I am sincerely sorry for invading your privacy through this medium, but I
wish to intimate you on this business proposal which will be of mutual
benefits and its success is entirely based on mutual trust, cooperation
and a high level of confidentiality having in mind what my boss is
currently going through. I am seeking your cooperation to transfer a Hugh sum of money into your private or company account.
SatireWolf
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naw, just elvis, mr. deadpooper.
xjsynx
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Yeah. My chest was pumped after a few sets of squeeze presses and a little YG powder...
SatireWolf
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xjsynx
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SatireWolf
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The sad thing is people are really that stupid.
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