jboogie said:
Accomplishments as president:
- Attacked and took over two countries.
Defending our country.
- Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
War is expensive.
- Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
See above.
- Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
Yes, Bush is omnipotent and magically caused those bankruptcies.
- Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
Ah yes, that was Bush's fault too. Right.
- First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
Good. I'm sure whoever it was deserved it.
- First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
So? That was a long time ago, and he quit drinking. At least he took steps to better himself afterwards.
- First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
All right, this **** pisses me off. Anybody who thinks that just because Bush is in Texas means that he is not working is simply ignorant. Where the President goes, his office goes with him.
- After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.
See above. Blaming Bush for 9/11? Did this list come from a Michael Moore web site?
- Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in US history.
So? At least he didn't accept any illegal contributions (a la Al Gore).
- In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
Anybody who understand economics knows that the President actually has very little control over the economy. Economies go up and down.
- Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history.
Well, that sucks for them, but those programs cost money.
- Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
Bush did not set this record. See above comment about bankruptcy.
- Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
Don't really know anything about this.
- Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
Maybe he has better **** to do than be hounded by the press.
- Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history.
This really shows how misinformed this list is. The Constitution has not been amended or altered in any way since Bush has been in office.
- Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
What was he supposed to do?
- Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Maybe, but he also wants to drill in Alaska to help increase domestic oil production but the environmentalists throw a hissy fit.
- Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
I'll agree that that's wrong.
- Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. (Invalid Link Removed)[/url]
Who gives a **** what people in other countries think about us or him? The next time we bail those people out they'll be singing our praises. If Germany invades France again, I say we let them keep it.
- Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
I'd like to see documentation on this.
- My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history.
They're
all secretive and un-accountable.
- Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Chevron oil tanker named after her).
Who cares how rich they are? Does being rich make someone bad? If it does, then Kerry is a very bad man. BTW, National Security Advisor is not a Cabinet position.
- First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
This incredible omnipotence that you libs think Bush has. Amazing.
- Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.
Right, and that was his fault too. If we keep going this way, you people will blame Bush for the Kennedy assassination and say that he has Jimmy Hoffa buried on his ranch.
- First president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.
I'm pretty sure we occupied Japan and Germany after WWII.
- Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
Of course; he added a cabinet post and created an entire new executive department.
- Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history.
War is expensive.
- First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.
The UN is completely ineffective. Who cares?
- First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.
So?
- Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
I'd like to see documentation on this as well.
- Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
They rendered themselves irrelevant when they did nothing to enforce the resolutions that they passed a decade ago.
- Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
We don't want American soldiers subject to courts in foreign jurisdictions.
- Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
They're not prisoners of war. They're enemy combatants. POW's were captured fighting for a government, not a terrorist organization.
- First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
I'm sure that was the first time UN elections inspectors were offered. And I can't imagine
any president would let the UN come in and supervise our elections.
- All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
So?
- My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Yeah, Ken Lay is an asshole.
- Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
So? He wants to get reelected.
- First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
The UN does not have any control or authority over our military. Only the President does.
- First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
The Secret Service actually does remove the President from danger against his will from time to time. And prove he lied.
- First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
Wow, this has to be from a Michael Moore web site.
- Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
The rest of the world has always hated us, because we're richer and stronger. They only like us when they need us (the French, for example).
- With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
Right. Bush created the hostile relations, not the Israelis firing missiles into neighborhoods or Palestinians blowing up buses.
- First US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
Who cares what they think?
- First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Alright. Let's tell them we're going to pull out of South Korea. See what they say then. The only reason there
is a South Korea is because of us.
- Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
Don't know anything about it, but it does sound bad.
- Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
See last answer.
- Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
He's trying. He can't fucking miracle him into American custody, can he? Oh, he did get Saddam, BTW.
- Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
Right. That's Bush's fault too. Where's the item about Bush being on the grassy knoll in Dallas on 11/22/63?
- In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.
Really? I thought there was a Congressional panel investigating it.
- Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
In defense of our county, liberty<security.
- In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
Really? I think the country was much more divided in the 1960's.
- Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
Right. Everything bad is Bush's fault. Never mind that presidents have so little control over the economy. Never mind that economies are cyclical.