Oh the Strap is just begging to be spoofed on. I say expand on the idea and incorporate what's already in this thread.
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(show link to USPLabs testimonials)
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Now, if you were in the "sell a bunch and cash out" market..which you're not, then I'd say compare the results to AAS or other illegal supps. Seeing is how you're more socially conscience, I'd say highlight the natural herbs, health benefits with emphasis on atheletic performance. Try to highlight all the benefits of these products and it will keep the powers that be from focusing on the atheletic part and comparing you to AAS.