Things you never say!

[yazan]

"911! Someone stole all my cocaine! U gotta help me!"

 

[benmayro]

That guy in the skinny jeans looks huge

 

[OrganicShadow]

^ or "Some guys look good in skinny jeans."

 

[vsniper]

"Any chance your 'kissing' cousins babe?"

 

[Invycktus]

Wow your boobs are saggy

Err....been there, said that, got smacked for that...

you sure you want to leave the house wearing that??

After getting thru a week of working 70 hours, that is the first line I said to the missus when I got home, kin'ell wished I would have stayed back on site over the weekend, got 2 weekends in the dog house for that

You eat too much

Lol Why would you attempt to bang a fat girl?

Why u hatin'?

Aye, like Quagmire said, " fat chicks need love too...... But they gotta pay......"