Things you never say!

benmayro

benmayro

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I love these, ill get us started

Do you want some of my left over bacon?

You should write about your feelings more on facebook!

Sorry I didnt hear you, I was looking at your boobs

Baby, put your clothes on I just want to cuddle!
 
benmayro said:
I love these, ill get us started

Do you want some of my left over bacon?

You should write about your feelings more on facebook!

Sorry I didnt hear you, I was looking at your boobs

Baby, put your clothes on I just want to cuddle!
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"it broke"
 
"I have too much money."
"Twilight is such an amazing book series."
"I have too much test in my system."
"No, baby, I've never thought about us having a 3-way."
 
are you guys using that 8lb dumbell

Why are you squating in the curl rack
 
to the barber- Can you make my hair look like <<<insert name of douche hair>>>>> ex. justin beiber, the guy from twilight.. etc.
 
your sister is the pretty one
 
"When you pull it apart a little, it sort of reminds me of a grilled cheese sandwich"
 
You'll feel tighter if you keep your legs together.
 
You're just like Hitler, but half as charming.
 
No, it reminds me of how they looked in 70s pornos.
 
Maybe wear a hat when we go out.
 
my not getting a vasectomy! what if we get divorced and I met some hot young girl who wants kids.
 
Your sister's grown up quite a bit since I last saw her.
 
No, I'm just used to seeing razor bumps on my neck.
 
They kinda remind me of those National Geographic magazines I used to read as a kid.
 
I haven't laughed that hard since the blooper reel at the end of Schindler's List.
 
Throw a husband stitch in there, doc.
 
I ordered you a salad.
 
"your lucky my buddie really likes your friend, taking a gernade tonight"
 
Just the tip?
 
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