Things you never say!

[MrsBigD]

I'm on my period

 

[bcazo]

man she really make you look skinny

 

[MrsBigD]

Is it in yet?

 

[MrsBigD]

How come we each have a penis?!

 

[daddyjaws]

Should I finish?

 

[MrsBigD]

"I haven't had this much sex since I was a hooker!"

 

[bcazo]

thats funny your sister did it the same way

 

[benmayro]

Son, i think i got your girlfriend pregnant

 

[LizKing531]

"I haven't had this much sex since I was a hooker!"

Reminds me of a Naked Gun line - "I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader....uh....a time I was having a lot of sex..."

 

[sidoious]

She said she was 18

 

[sidoious]

She said she needed a ride

 

[benmayro]

i wish they make a loaf of bread with just the end pieces

 

[benmayro]

Hey guys check out my internet history

 

[HTownNickel]

My arms are too big.

 

[benmayro]

no one trains legs, its a waste of time!

 

[HTownNickel]

I just want to have abs.

 

[yazan]

My dick is twice ur size!!!!!!

 

[MrsBigD]

What are you thinking right now?

 

[Stroke UR Ego]

Doing situps will give me abs right ?

 

[bcazo]

don't worry it will only hurt a little

 

[Torobestia]

don't worry it will only hurt a little

Wrong thread. That's what you're supposed to say!

 

[Beau]

don't worry it will only hurt a little

Didn't you mean to say "I promise, I'll stop as soon as you want me to"?

 

[bcazo]

Wrong thread. That's what you're supposed to say!

you get the point.... No pun intended. LOL

 

[yazan]

Is there a bomb in your bag?

 

[kokobeware2]

I have AIDS

 

[tyga tyga]

Does this dress make me look fat? "No, your fat makes you look fat"

 

[bcazo]

i think i need one more round before i can take you home

 

[tyga tyga]

Youre eating again? You just ate...

 

[Beau]

"A helpful suggestion, you may want to start doing Kegels, Loosey"

 

[howwedo107]

Babe no that hole is to tight I don't wanna Hurt you

 

[tyga tyga]

Your camel toe is showing

 

[tyga tyga]

Wow your boobs are saggy

 

[bcazo]

you sure you want to leave the house wearing that??

 

[Stroke UR Ego]

You eat too much

 

[jayksr]

'it's ok. I could tell you weren't a virgin'

 

[steel_addict]

By the pool with my (at the time) gf-

"hey baby want kind of bikini bottoms does that girl have? You should get some"

BIG mistake lol

 

[AaronJP1]

"I have too much money."
"Twilight is such an amazing book series."
"I have too much test in my system."
"No, baby, I've never thought about us having a 3-way."

Oh when are you due? "im not pregnant" lol oops

She said she was 18

I'm on my period

"have you cum yet babe?"

Good ones.

 

[DerickVonD]

I made the mistake of asking this fat girl I was trying to bang "Are you sure you can fit back there?" When she was about to get in my friends cars.

 

[tyga tyga]

I made the mistake of asking this fat girl I was trying to bang "Are you sure you can fit back there?" When she was about to get in my friends cars.

Lol Why would you attempt to bang a fat girl?

 

[AaronJP1]

Lol Why would you attempt to bang a fat girl?

Why u hatin'?

 

[tyga tyga]

Why u hatin'?

Didnt know speakin the truth was "hatin"

Just askin, idc if he tags all heavyweights.. somebody has to do it. Seein if he was under the influence and was about to make a mistake lol

 

[AaronJP1]

Didnt know speakin the truth was "hatin"

Just askin, idc if he tags all heavyweights.. somebody has to do it. Seein if he was under the influence and was about to make a mistake lol

True enough.

 

[DerickVonD]

Didnt know speakin the truth was "hatin"

Just askin, idc if he tags all heavyweights.. somebody has to do it. Seein if he was under the influence and was about to make a mistake lol

Not going to lie, I was desperate at the time and she was the only girl I knew at the time that was down to ****.

 

[Stroke UR Ego]

Didnt know speakin the truth was "hatin"

Just askin, idc if he tags all heavyweights.. somebody has to do it. Seein if he was under the influence and was about to make a mistake lol

pmsl

 

[AaronJP1]

Not going to lie, I was desperate at the time and she was the only girl I knew at the time that was down to ****.

Haha

 

[tyga tyga]

Not going to lie, I was desperate at the time and she was the only girl I knew at the time that was down to ****.

Lol

 

[benmayro]

hahahah!! good ones and stories guy

 

[toddgranit]

No I don't want any bacon on that.

 

[OrganicShadow]

"Im not into petite girls."
"It could be a little smaller."
"So, youre into beastiality? Cool, me too."

 

[MrMarc]

"Im not into petite girls."
"It could be a little smaller."
"So, youre into beastiality? Cool, me too."

Wtf on the last one. Lol.