The person above ^^^^

^^^^ farts in his hand and then smells it
 
^^^^ hangs out in the woods hoping to find a bunch of guys that will make him squeal like a pig
 
^^^^^^Wondering (like the rest of us) how long this version will run, and who will get it shut down
 
^^^ picks up large men at an all u can eat buffet
 
You mean portly ?

not the waddling type, the ones that need those indoor scooters that go .00009 mph cause they are so large. the wheels look like they will explode and if the seat could talk, it would beg for someone to shoot it
 
not the waddling type, the ones that need those indoor scooters that go .00009 mph cause they are so large. the wheels look like they will explode and if the seat could talk, it would beg for someone to shoot it
^^ sounds like he's talking from experience
 
^^^^^^Has had to explain to the ER Doctor how that got in there. Multiple times.
 
^^^^ has had to have doctors explain to him why "that can't go in there" more then multiple times lmao
 
^^^^^was the mic man
 
^^^^^Complained because his goats ate the tape of the insertion
 
^^^^^Complained because his goats ate the tape of the insertion

^^^^^trying to steal another man's wife in a different thread
 
^^^Trying to change the subject away from the fact that his goats eat his porno tapes
 
^^^Trying to change the subject away from the fact that his goats eat his porno tapes

^^^^^sad he can't watch them, so he keeps talking about them
 
<<<Wouldn't have to keep talking about them if ^^^^^^wasn't so selfish and only thinks about himself
 
<<<Wouldn't have to keep talking about them if ^^^^^^wasn't so selfish and only thinks about himself

^^^^^^refused to watch the first one so I didn't send out anymore. ^^^^^ said the close-ups weren't good enough
 
^^^^^ made that said porno with his goat ;)

^^^^^will be stepping away from his device to rub one out at the thought of a man and a goat making love
 
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