^^^^^Watches him do so^^^^ farts in his hand and then smells it
<<<< this guy , and ^^^^ that guy will beat up anyone who gets this one shut down lmao
^^just told you all how we met^^^ picks up large men at an all u can eat buffet
^^^ picks up large men at an all u can eat buffet
You mean portly ?
^^ sounds like he's talking from experiencenot the waddling type, the ones that need those indoor scooters that go .00009 mph cause they are so large. the wheels look like they will explode and if the seat could talk, it would beg for someone to shoot it
^^ sounds like he's talking from experience
^^^^ must not have read Alphas earlier message about the guy who gets this cut
^^^^doesn't realize that's just foreplay
^^^^ is telling the truth...want some?
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^^^ eats bananas without ever actually taking a bite or using teethI do . Lmao
^^^ eats bananas without ever actually taking a bite or using teeth
^^^^^Wishes he was the ER doctor that was getting it out^^^^^^Has had to explain to the ER Doctor how that got in there. Multiple times.
^^^^^ is the one who put it in
^^^^^^is the one who stroked it while watching it be put in
^^^^^Complained because his goats ate the tape of the insertion
^^^Trying to change the subject away from the fact that his goats eat his porno tapes
<<<Wouldn't have to keep talking about them if ^^^^^^wasn't so selfish and only thinks about himself
^^^^^ made that said porno with his goat^^^^^^refused to watch the first one so I didn't send out anymore. ^^^^^ said the close-ups weren't good enough
^^^^^ made that said porno with his goat![]()
^^^^^will be stepping away from his device to rub one out at the thought of a man and a goat making love
Which stars ^^^^ and previously said goats
^^^^^^^wishes it had deer and men making love instead of goats