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The mailman and supplements.

zombiemuscle

zombiemuscle

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Earlier today, I tracked down my mailman and found him delivering mail at some businesses near my home. I was talking him into giving me my package and mail right then and he said "you look like you're getting bigger and stronger". I confirmed his assumption and told him my weight. He asked what I had ordered, I said "maximum absorbed protein, check it out on primordialperformance dot com". He countered by telling me that there may be steroids in my protein. I laughed an told him that pp sells that kinda stuff anyways, saying "if I wanted it I would just order it".

Post your mailman experiences here.
 
nothing too crazy here, but I ran into my mailman while he had my last order. He looked at it and said "Nutraplanet? This is the 3rd box in a month I've delivered for you." He just looked at me and smiled and said, "What's in the box?". I said protein (which it was a 5lb box of Nutrapro, some Glutamine and citrulline). He just smiled, shook his head, and was like "ok...". Obviously not believing me haha.
 
Eh, it's always kind of humorous when people judge you who have no idea anything else about you other than superficial appearances.
 
Hey, I am a mailman. I didn't know I had a "high status job". Cool! My job must be better than I thought. Anyway though, I could care less about what's in a package. But I do get a kick out of reading postcards.
 
Uh, you did know that it's a federal offense to read someone else's mail, right? I believe that mentioning the shipping origins in conversation also falls under the same privacy clause, no?


Anywho, my mailman is a pothead. I'm lucky if I GET my mail each day. Unfortunately, his wife is my aunt, and getting him fired would probably cause a bit of a stir. :(
 
never had a mailman story but when i was a youngster i remember i ordered a whole bunch of porn to some kids house that i hated. he lived close, nearby i remember a whole bunch of screaming the day it was supposed to arrive. lol needless to say i ordered it to his name
 
GregW said:
Eh, it's always kind of humorous when people judge you who have no idea anything else about you other than superficial appearances.
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I agree... I may work up the nerve to give the mailman a small pouch of primordial performance beta alanine and tell him to take a couple scoops before delivering mail lol!!
 
zombiemuscle said:
I agree... I may work up the nerve to give the mailman a small pouch of primordial performance beta alanine and tell him to take a couple scoops before delivering mail lol!!
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Or just give him the crazy eye "I. Have. Been. Waiting. For. This. rraaawwrrr"

lol
 
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