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mooch2321 said:
1. Whats a Greylands? Is that like a jakellpet?
2. How good were those herbal ex tabs? Worth trying out? how long did they last?
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there's a whole lot of different ones, but yeah they're the goods! A real good alternative to drinking

texaswolf said:
You know.....This whole cyclone spinning the opposite direction from our hurricanes has me thinking maybe you guys shouldn't be doing any LHJO in the southern hemisphere. It could throw things out of balance on Earth.
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This is true. Down this way excessive LHJO is the norm. It's causing slight disfigurements. Even dudes with permGFs have issues . . if you ever met Vance in person you'd understand.

country1911 said:
Anything is better than the Uber Rainbow Brigade of BFT and BHG. I would rather read AP stories than have links to gay dating sites.
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BHG pm'd me at BulkNut, says he's making a triumphant return back here. I said we'd neg the fk out of him at the 1st sign of gayness . . what ya'll think of that?

He does have a good sig though:
Email me for questions about/for REAL GEARS: [email protected]
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:laugh: It's a real email address! :toofunny:
 
...and you don't want to be killed by a cyclone named Laurence.

That'd be more embarrassing than ****ting your pants on a crowded train.

At least call it cyclone Larry a la early Laurence Fishburne...
 
jakellpet said:
She said, oh sorry about that and then immediately dropped the daks for HJ city. Nice.

Anyway, after she emptied out her bag with all these toys and shyte, and had some of these herbal xtc pills. Dropped some of those and some Vit C. Freaky gal likes to do freaky things.
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Illustrates how much of an epic fail attempt #1 was mate. :lol:
 
well if Laurence Fishburne dont kill ya, im sure the "monster iceberg" comin' will....

SYDNEY (AFP) – An island-sized iceberg is breaking up as it drifts closer to Australia, producing hundreds of smaller slabs spread over a massive area of ocean, experts said Monday.
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jakellpet said:
BHG got officially banned! Sounds like a good name for that Nutbag though
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I thought you said he was making a triumphant return? And I would neg him to hell for bringing anymore gayness to the CT.

I don't want to hear about him and his life partner adopting a child from some third world country either. Cause if there ever was someone who didn't need to influence a child...
 
this cyclone is gearing up demlets! :love: Force 4 heading straight for work! Jesus going to tear the fkg place in half! Head for the cyclone shelter!
 

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Best of luck in that twister there Jake, stay safe my brutha.

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Workin my arse off still, but I'm thinking about considering possible potential of hitting the gym tonight. :wall:
 
Iron Lungz said:
Right on.
Welcome to the group, by the way.
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Thanks!

229.7 this morning. AND my waist size in down 1.5 inches. ahhh :trink26:

Jake you better find something to hold on to, those winds are likely to blow your skinny booty away. Maybe swing by a hardware and snag some bricks or something?
 
country1911 said:
Thanks!

229.7 this morning. AND my waist size in down 1.5 inches. ahhh :trink26:

Jake you better find something to hold on to, those winds are likely to blow your skinny booty away. Maybe swing by a hardware and snag some bricks or something?
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Dude, I got the call up on Sunday night that my flight to work was cancelled due to the evacuation. Im watching all this from home!

. . anyways, Ive been txt some mates up on the island, and in true Aussie fashion theyve emptied the bar into the cyclone shelter . . . :32:
 
Iron Lungz said:
And dudes in the soup?
Hell knows that I would be hitting the waves!
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Surfs Up!

Severe Tropical Cyclone Laurence is a small but intense tropical cyclone having VERY DESTRUCTIVE WINDS with gusts to 260 kilometres per hour close to the cyclone centre. As Laurence tracks to the southwest near the Kimberley coast VERY DESTRUCTIVE winds may develop at Kuri Bay during Wednesday morning.
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jakellpet said:
Dude, I got the call up on Sunday night that my flight to work was cancelled due to the evacuation. Im watching all this from home!

. . anyways, Ive been txt some mates up on the island, and in true Aussie fashion theyve emptied the bar into the cyclone shelter . . . :32:
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Oops, must have skipped over that.

Still crazy tho.

Just for the fun of it
 

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Holy Sh1t! Lawrance has gone Cat-fkg-5! Heading straight for operations too!
 

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Vance said:
The dongas are going to get peppered with flying demlets.
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Not wrong! Jesus, the seawall will be breached, the entire fkg mining camp and offices will end up in the pit, which will be flooded to the brim. I dont think there'll be much left if this things stays on track . . .

. . . Geologist for hire . . . anyone? :no:
 
First I'd be asking if anyone has a bucket to start baililng water? Hopefully something bigger than this:

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Oh it wasn't missed, but I didn't want to sing my own praises y'know..? ;)

If I've got time I'll fly up there and pay Laurence a visit, KTFO.
 
Jake now has a good excuse for being late to class.......:laugh:



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Dubs and his peeps with the morning ritual........

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Right, enough excitement for one morning. Plan today is :love::

  • Continue to get paid while work gets wiped off the map
  • Hit the beach
  • Eat steak for lunch
  • LHJO + napping
  • Ponder the meaning of life
  • Lesurely cardio
  • Eating a tasty stirfry
  • Coffee date with prospective AP with Miss Sapphire

later Demlets :bigok:
 
Good luck with the AP mah Dem

........Goin' on a X-mas party Bay cruise on the San Francisco Bay on Fri. night.........Should be some nice tail pipe there.........'cept I can only look and not touch. :(

Anyway.....I'll get plowed for you Dems and hopefully have some good stories.



J-DUB'S Theme song...................


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Vance said:
First I'd be asking if anyone has a bucket to start baililng water?
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I found a day laborer who may be able to help with your problem. Just let him do his thing, he is not to be trifled with.

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^^^lol, some funny sh1t ma dem :veryhappy:

anyways, the cyclone hit the mainland but is heading for sea again. There ain't no way I'll be going back to work before my next rostered break, so if there's anything left to go to it'll be 28th before I have to return. Fkg A! :bigok:

MissSapphire pulled the pin last night :grumpy: so I went to see that movie Avatar in 3D. Damn good flick, one of the best. Actually had a reasonable and believable story line, and the graphics was fkg amazing! :32:

2.5hrs long, I wished I had taken some water with me. And then had a water bottle to piss into. I was both parched and aching to piss by the end of it. You demlets ever had that problem? :sly:
 

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I sprayed som Loreal Instant Bronzer on my dome and face last night and woke up with an Orange/Yellow Dome. :banghead:


Eff that shi t.......Back to the tanning salon like a true demlet:afro:
 
jakellpet said:
^^^lol, some funny sh1t ma dem :veryhappy:

anyways, the cyclone hit the mainland but is heading for sea again. There ain't no way I'll be going back to work before my next rostered break, so if there's anything left to go to it'll be 28th before I have to return. Fkg A! :bigok:

MissSapphire pulled the pin last night :grumpy: so I went to see that movie Avatar in 3D. Damn good flick, one of the best. Actually had a reasonable and believable story line, and the graphics was fkg amazing! :32:

2.5hrs long, I wished I had taken some water with me. And then had a water bottle to piss into. I was both parched and aching to piss by the end of it. You demlets ever had that problem? :sly:
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gonna see avatar tomorrow night.... sherlock holmes looks good too.


"This musent register on an emotional level."

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