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so went out last night with a couple not bigs. Stood at the bar most of the night and just done shot after shot. 4 hours later i end up back at some ugly chicks house with a friend. even her little kid is ugly.

Anyway i didn't want to **** block him since i'm a 10 on the 1-10 scale and he's like -5 with some teeth missing. i pass out on the sofa and wake up at 9am with a winnie the poo blanket over me and my m8 is no where to be seen!

Then this chick comes in the room, guess she was like the chicks flat m8 or something. She sits down beside me and starts going on about her ex and her 3 kids. I'm sitting there thinking wtf. Then i get a raging hardon and it crossed my mind to ask her to suck me off but i pussied out after i realised i must of pissed myself during the night. My jeans were pretty wet and i don't think i spilled water on myself. Smelled like piss too. Annoyed that i left half a veggie burger bacon and cheese aswell, could of ate it on the way home for breakfast :(
 
roids1 said:
Sounds like a helluva saturday. You gonna rock the ambien and beer during the day?
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Absolutely. Ambien doesnt make me sleepy. Hypnotics just get me really disconnected.

I should be addressing these issues, these abusive tendencies. What am i trying to escape from? Reality i suppose, the grim realization of how fleeting life is. You dems ever really think about death? I mean really think.

In 70 years from now, no one you know, including yourself will be alive. And then...The next generation goes on, remembering nothing about your life, what you did, all the struggles you went through. All in vain basically.

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That is fukking textbook classic CT material! :toofunny:

But, I'm disappointed in you nonetheless. You should have still requested the suck off, regardless of your accident.
 
Jay V 24 said:
Absolutely. Ambien doesnt make me sleepy. Hypnotics just get me really disconnected.

I should be addressing these issues, these abusive tendencies. What am i trying to escape from? Reality i suppose, the grim realization of how fleeting life is. You dems ever really think about death? I mean really think.

In 70 years from now, no one you know, including yourself will be alive. And then...The next generation goes on, remembering nothing about your life, what you did, all the struggles you went through. All in vain basically.

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Sh!t dude. No wonder you can't sleep @ night. I'd be awake all the time too if I thought that far into the future. Nothing you can do about it. Might as well chill out and smell the roses along the way.
 
i'm looknig forward to next weekend. I'm going out fri/sat/sun for my birthday. There will be some AP for sure!
 
roids1 said:
Sh!t dude. No wonder you can't sleep @ night. I'd be awake all the time too if I thought that far into the future. Nothing you can do about it. Might as well chill out and smell the roses along the way.
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id prob get stung by a bee with my luck.

Nig are you natty now?

Are the orals Good to go over there or is that **** banned there too?
 
Chub said:
i'm looknig forward to next weekend. I'm going out fri/sat/sun for my birthday. There will be some AP for sure!
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AP = highly overrated.

When you live with a b*tch, after awhile its just mechanical.

You do it just to relieve the pressure in your balls, thats it.

you notice all the dumb crap while ur banging, stuff u didnt notice before. Like how her breath smells, or a spot on the ceiling you didnt see before. I mean, when you walk into the bathroom after your chick just took a dump, it takes the mystery out of your lust for her.

Seriously, i realized how nasty my chick can be. sometimes her toothbrush would be dry for days, so i know she didnt brush. Mehh. Then they wonder why we chase new ass sometimes.
 
I'm still taking 30mg p-plex and 120mg x-tren. I ordered that stuff off BB.com after I got here. You can get PH and other supps over here, but they're about twice as expensive because they're imported. I hear you can get AAS dirt cheap over here, but I don't care to risk it. You never know WTF you'd be getting.
 
yeah dont risk it, not there. deportation at the very least, who knows what else. Probably flog you bare assed over a barrel in a public square somewhere.

And they say capital punishment doesnt deter? I bet the crime rate is low as hell there.
 
Jay V 24 said:
AP = highly overrated.

When you live with a b*tch, after awhile its just mechanical.

You do it just to relieve the pressure in your balls, thats it.

you notice all the dumb crap while ur banging, stuff u didnt notice before. Like how her breath smells, or a spot on the ceiling you didnt see before. I mean, when you walk into the bathroom after your chick just took a dump, it takes the mystery out of your lust for her.

Seriously, i realized how nasty my chick can be. sometimes her toothbrush would be dry for days, so i know she didnt brush. Mehh. Then they wonder why we chase new ass sometimes.
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:lmao: That's not cool if she's skipping out on brushing her teeth. Sounds like it's time to move on.
 
roids1 said:
:lmao: That's not cool if she's skipping out on brushing her teeth. Sounds like it's time to move on.
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word. i think shes depressed. probably my doing but whatever. Perhaps its all the abuse i deliver, who knows. I f*ckin face palmed her into the sofa the other day. skank.
 
Jay V 24 said:
yeah dont risk it, not there. deportation at the very least, who knows what else. Probably flog you bare assed over a barrel in a public square somewhere.

And they say capital punishment doesnt deter? I bet the crime rate is low as hell there.
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Probably lower than in like most big cities in the USA. But, you'd be amazed at the **** people do and get by with over here. The punishments are stiffer, from what I hear. But, it doesn't seem like rules are enforced like they are back in the states. The cops don't even carry guns here and most of them seem like pussies compared to the cops in the states.
 
roids1 said:
Probably lower than in like most big cities in the USA. But, you'd be amazed at the **** people do and get by with over here. The punishments are stiffer, from what I hear. But, it doesn't seem like rules are enforced like they are back in the states. The cops don't even carry guns here and most of them seem like pussies compared to the cops in the states.
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Well sh*t. you should be pinning tren on a public bench while blowing tree and JOing left handed if its like that.
 
Jay V 24 said:
Well sh*t. you should be pinning tren on a public bench while blowing tree and JOing left handed if its like that.
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I've blown some tree and done some LHJO over here, but I keep it inside. There were some cats blowing tree in the parking lot at this pub we all went to one night, and that was kind of a surprise.
 
Can you get Glenn Beck on satellite over there? He's getting fatter by the day and Starting to resemble that Jimminy Glick character

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I got two friggin english channels over here. I can watch CCTV9 which is the english version of their state run news, and BBC International. We only think the media is fukkin left wing in the states. All you hear about is friggin climate change on the BBC. The Chinese state media is right-wing compared to BBC.
 
Jay V 24 said:
I f*ckin face palmed her into the sofa the other day. skank.
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LOL My kinda man. I once wrote an english paper about how i used to abuse my girlfriend.. the teacher loved it (he was a guy) and i got a B+ on that biatch!

That was the same girl i pee'd on too... just all great stuff... people couldn't believe that i was actually gonna hand that paper in
 
Jay V 24 said:
Well sh*t. you should be pinning tren on a public bench while blowing tree and JOing left handed if its like that.
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Damn, I would get into the hGH. 1st test it out on a cat to see if it's legit . . .surely some of the LYFMs at the gym would know a good source. More fun that gay-arse PHs . . you're lats might even get bigger roids.
 
sh!t, 90% of the neovar and growth( is there a ct term for growth?) is out of china. It should be a ct'ers dream over there!
 
mooch2321 said:
**** 90% of the neovar and growth( is there a ct term for growth?) is out of china. It should be a ct'ers dream over there!
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yeah! And I confused why that would be so heavy-handed on dems who want to get jacked. Is there a law against it? Can't be. Look at their woman's swimming team!

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I hear that all they do is hit you with a small fine for possession of gears over here. I guess gears aren't a big problem over here. You can tell that just by looking at the guys at my gym. It is tempting to look into it. I could def go for some test these days.
 
roids1 said:
I hear that all they do is hit you with a small fine for possession of gears over here. I guess gears aren't a big problem over here. You can tell that just by looking at the guys at my gym. It is tempting to look into it. I could def go for some test these days.
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Hell I would go on a field day! Test, peptides, go for it! :32:
 
i think it was just water guys :( i found an empty bottle in my jacket tonight and the bottom of my jacket was slightly wet too where the pocket is. There is always next time tho
 
Whitesnake said:
One step ahead of ya Jayv............



Already SFW..........Now I'm torchin' tree, eatin' a six-egg omelette, and waitin' to watch The Cowboy/Redskin game. :439:
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Yeah i effed up and did it backwards today. I usually dont workout after i burn. Oh well. Got some pushups in this morn at least lol

Got some turkey/beef blend chili goin on the stove. Then nappy time!

i should be over at staples making copies. I Need groceries....dog needs a bath.

oh well. f*ck it! :tired:

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jakellpet said:
She said I had to stop JO'g. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
exciting news!

Hi everybody. omg i am so excited, my musclebear account was activated.
I have 12 private messages so far from big burly musclebears, a few musclewolfs and some chubbybears. I described myself as a Bottom bear.

one even lives in millville, how lucky can i guy get? :32:
Heres my page: musclebear.com/BestFriendTim
I cant post links so you'll have to add the www first.

ok byyyye for now <3
 
So I come home after a week of being out of town with nothing but lots and lots of LHJO and I am pretty much ready to go. The old lady cops some attitude about having to go to work, like I care about her being on time for that. But she leaves.

SO I take her favorite flowers and her favorite wine to her at work(cause I am romantic like that) and hang out a bit. She eats it up, her friends eat it up. At this point I am in like Flynt.

We get home and all of a sudden she's tired. WTF. Just lay there it will be over in a minute. So we go to bed.

Morning comes and I am thinking AP session, but now she has homework to do.... I am ready to tell her to GTFO. Then I think she has lost that loving feeling and start to serenade her with it(insert Top Gun video here). She finally catches on and decides on a homework break.

I am laying there and she comes up and starts pulling down my pants saying is this what you want? I am like HELL YES, and she procedes to hop on and ride away my pain.

When we were done, she went back to homework and I left for the gym. Perfect start to the day. Too bad it took so much damn effort. I thought the point to keeping an old lady was that it was sex on demand? I have met girls in bars that didnt need that much effort.
 
That's alot of work, Country........

Just the opposite here.........I need to fight my chick off with a stick....she's constantly chasing me around, telling me to take my shirt off and pulling my pants down...

Eventually I have to :smileysex5: so I can get back to watching football.





"Probably get more chicks if we took our shirts off"


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That is a lot of effort for a gf. You'd better move on now. If it takes this much effort now, you'll prolly be doing a LHJO on your friggin' wedding night.

Why the homework? Is she still in high school or something?
 
college, she's working through college as a "server" (apparently calling her a waitress is sexist)

It used to be like every day I was home... now its turned into like 1-2 times a week tops.

Exciting news though, 225.7 this morning. Off to eat eggs and oatmeal before going to the gym.
 
I remember i used to do **** like that to AP my ex, and just to say, it didn't last so long. Best thing to do is make them hoes wait... Just JO all the time and when they are finally ready for the weener, you say, "I would but i just JO like 2 minutes ago.. by bad girl, go rub one off.. think about me ;)"
 
woman are just biatches. i'm going to get a flesh light.
 
that's way too much effort country.

I had a GF like that once. I would come back from the mines so fkg horny but she'd be all like I just want to talk and hang out, I havent seen you for so long etc.

I said like yeah sure, but lets bust a nut first because I cant concentrate.

She'd get pissed off I feel used yadda yadda yadda, fkg selfish bitch. So anyway, after the arguement she'd be watching greys anatomy or some ****, so I just stood over her and started JO. She tried to ignore me, until I busted one all over her and started lmao. Managed to say:

GYCH!

. . . . before the bitch hit me in the nuts.
 
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