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Yes, I'm always looking for a side gig. Hey, maybe we need out own thread somewhere in the DRSE section for the band. Just a thought.
 
Jay V 24 said:
I'll show you how to workout when i come by. I'll of course need to blow the many layers of dust off of your equipment.

Will your sister be there by any chance? I'll need her to spot me as i cannot get myself to trust you with handling heavy weight.
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:lmao::lmao::lmao:

I just burst out laughing in the totally silent library at that
 
DRSE ENFORCER is in as one of the security peeps.........I think Nemesis, Roids, Jay, and myself should handle security for the band..........
:cheers:
Keeper can be our first groupie. :outtahere:




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Whitesnake said:
DRSE ENFORCER is in as one of the security peeps.........I think Nemesis, Roids, Jay, and myself should handle security for the band..........
:cheers:
Keeper can be our first groupie. :outtahere:

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Puh-leeeeaze. A Buffy DRSE agent is far too stoic and reserved for the fawn, squeal and faint biz. I'll be the Travel/Hospitality Director, insuring the very best accommodations and entertainment while we are on the road.
 
I got bootlegs from an old LHJOs show.



I think this is before neovar and Captain Reacharound. If anyone can find some recent bootlegs that'd be great.
 
got a story from last friday but it'll have to wait till tomorrow or wednesday

It involves a lot of Jäger, Jäger promotion girls, a bar rumble, Jäger girls hotel room and some poon.

:D

off to watch die hard 4 with a cutie, it may lead to a epic story if she starts playing with my rock solid 6pack again ;0
 
Yes we need security. We need some Bigs for the job! So i'm playing the Pink Oboe? I'm handier with the Skin Flute.

And Where is Potentially Fatal at? The Guy who screwed that shemale. Maybe He can be the guy at the booth to screen our concerts of all the He-Shes and fruit cakes.
 
brk_nemesis said:
A taping after the cap't joined in:


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Well, he is flailing that boner about like it's going out of style. Maybe that was before they found the pink oboe.
 
keeper said:

Puh-leeeeaze. A Buffy DRSE agent is far to stoic and reserved for the fawn, squeal and faint biz. I'll be the Travel/Hospitality Director, insuring the very best accommodations and entertainment while we are on the road.
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My apologies, Keep!

What kind of entertainment shall we expect? Invalid Link Removed
 
Whitesnake said:
My apologies, Keep!

What kind of entertainment shall we expect? Invalid Link Removed
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Well, I will leave the illegals to you! I, however, can handle acquiring all the lovely JJamison-esque types you guys might want (as dinner companions, of course.) But best of all...




MIDGETS.
 
roids1 said:
Yes, I'm always looking for a side gig. Hey, maybe we need out own thread somewhere in the DRSE section for the band. Just a thought.
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Roids, I think we should start this out in General Population - they can be our fan base.

Whitesnake said:
DRSE ENFORCER is in as one of the security peeps.........I think Nemesis, Roids, Jay, and myself should handle security for the band..........
:cheers:
Keeper can be our first groupie. :outtahere:
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. .a quartet of Bigs . . .Excellent choice of security personell ENFORCER . .


keeper said:

Puh-leeeeaze. A Buffy DRSE agent is far to stoic and reserved for the fawn, squeal and faint biz. I'll be the Travel/Hospitality Director, insuring the very best accommodations and entertainment while we are on the road.
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Keeper, Travel/Hospitality is certainly your gig. Please ensure you scout out each town for steady supplies of neovar, guest midgets, geriatric shemales, racoons

mooch2321 said:
ooh...ooh...can i be the pink oboe????


HAHAHAHAHAHA.......Had you dems going huh!
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Mooch, a 5th Big will be required as midget rangler . . do not take this job lightly. These midgets are the vicious, squareheaded and gumless variety from Parts Unknown. You will also be responsible for managing Woman Beater on capture, and teaching it to perform new tricks (See BHG for ideas)

SilentBob187 said:
I got bootlegs from an old LHJOs show.



I think this is before neovar and Captain Reacharound. If anyone can find some recent bootlegs that'd be great.
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SilentBob, you will deal with lighting and sound. Your experiences with Kinky Kelly and The Stud will come in handy.

BestHomeGym said:
Yes we need security. We need some Bigs for the job! So i'm playing the Pink Oboe? I'm handier with the Skin Flute.

And Where is Potentially Fatal at? The Guy who screwed that shemale. Maybe He can be the guy at the booth to screen our concerts of all the He-Shes and fruit cakes.
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The pink oboe is the skin flute. For everyones protection, BHG must be chained and shackled at all times. Security will deal with this, however at no times must roids come within a 10m radius for obvious reasons.


keeper said:
Well, I will leave the illegals to you! I, however, can handle acquiring all the lovely JJamison-esque types you guys might want (as dinner companions, of course.) But best of all...

MIDGETS.
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No there may be some illegal businesses you must engage in. This may include capturing Woman Beater and using him for promotional purposes. This isn't Hannah Montana!

I have our 1st gig lined up. It wont be pretty. Once I have the details I start a new thread to promote it, then post the link back here. We will bring the very worst DRSE & CT combined has to offer and more . . utter filth!
 
I am training and mentally preparing for the capture. Once in hand, the plan will require a little assistance from the Bigs. I think I could take him, but those eyelids look pretty muscled up. That's where all his mass is found.
 
Just pikked up some tree called "juicy fruit". :01:

I love the names these connects give to thier strains. :laugh:

I'll report back with an evaluation later tonight.......gonna give it a try in a few.......smells delish and is real squishy. :love:
 
You cannot be trusted around roids. Your pay will reflect your performance, but here's an advance payment:









GICH! :cheers:
 

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jakellpet said:
SilentBob, you will deal with lighting and sound. Your experiences with Kinky Kelly and The Stud will come in handy.
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Thank you for the nod sir. Attached is an excerpt from my resume:


I hope that donkey doesn't have a hiney troll.
 
Good plans so far! Whi is the intern, Inarius? Yes, BHG must be shackeled at all times and the neovar kept to a minimum. We(I) don't want him breaking out of those chains. And, anyone who wants to be a part of the band, in any capacity, can't duck out when the illegal stuff starts happening. Everyone must be willing to take at least one prip to demonstrate that they can hang with this rock n'roll lifestyle....EVERYONE. Ahem...keeper also.
 
B-b-b-but... I... um... Well, see, I've really and truly never. Ever.

Not even a cigarette.
 
Okay, maybe we'll waive that requirement then. We don't want to be a bad influence on someone so pristine and uncorrupted. Maybe you can do something else mischevous, like chewing gum and sticking it under the seat. :dunno:
 
keeper said:
B-b-b-but... I... um... Well, see, I've really and truly never. Ever.

Not even a cigarette.
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roids1 said:
Okay, maybe we'll waive that requirement then. We don't want to be a bad influence on someone so pristine and uncorrupted. Maybe you can do something else mischevous, like chewing gum and sticking it under the seat. :dunno:
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the alternative to p-rips is snorting RPMs . . or meth :cheers:
 
This "juicy fruit" is beautiful.........Real smooth and not too "wheelchair"....The kind of tree that gets you high and gives you a little energy........love NorCal bud. :love:

Keeper's from Arkansas.............Maybe she dips in lieu of smoking. :cheers:
 
jakellpet said:
keeper is looking at gulag time if her DRSE directive isn't followed . . . immediately!
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OK

It has taken THIS long to accomplish said mandate on a dial up server, between the download, the download shutting down Firefox, restarting Firefox, and uploading it here... yeah. Dial up SO sucks. But it's done.

And so what about the other DRSE's?
 
they are getting rounded up as we speak. Now quickly! WB is posting on the thread:

I am not SilentBob. I would kill myself if I was that loser. You guys need to change your avatars. I am not kidding. Ripping me off is only going to make me angry.
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Severe antagonism required!
 
:yikes: OMFG! As if being hit on by BHG wasn't enough, now we have a former lover of his in the CT!!!!!!! :wtf: :outtahere:

And DUBS, don't let that 'stache go to your head browskie! We'll see what your groupie count is after we've toured for a coupla months, then you can talk some smack!
 
roids1 said:
:yikes: OMFG! As if being hit on by BHG wasn't enough, now we have a former lover of his in the CT!!!!!!! :wtf: :outtahere:

And DUBS, don't let that 'stache go to your head browskie! We'll see what your groupie count is after we've toured for a coupla months, then you can talk some smack!
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Buddy of mine who went to Syracuse told me that the rumor was that Carmelo Anthony banged 60 chicks his first semester freshman year...and that was the conservative estimate. :ninja:
 
Yeah, but he's an NBA player and....well, he's black. So, he's gonna pull some effin tailpipe.

Holy sh!t! :lmao: I just turned on the radio here and got fukkin Rick-rolled! People actually dig that kinda music over here! It blows. I'm always in the gym trying to get motivated while being forced to listen to whitney houston or backstreet boys.
 
roids1 said:
Yeah, but he's an NBA player and....well, he's black. So, he's gonna pull some effin tailpipe.

Holy sh!t! :lmao: I just turned on the radio here and got fukkin Rick-rolled! People actually dig that kinda music over here! It blows. I'm always in the gym trying to get motivated while being forced to listen to whitney houston or backstreet boys.
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Thats how the bigs workout Maaaaan! :wtf1:

Can i join the band? :dunno:
 
BestFriendTim said:
Hey Fat boy, guess who?
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LOL WTF? I made my myspace profile private a while ago so this must be an older user from the "Old Forum"

Me and Tim aren't friends anymore either... and i'm hurt by this :(


And OMG, that Paranormal Activity movie is fukking creepy as hell ya'll... god damn its crazy
 
BestHomeGym said:
LOL WTF? I made my myspace profile private a while ago so this must be an older user from the "Old Forum"

Me and Tim aren't friends anymore either... and i'm hurt by this :(


And OMG, that Paranormal Activity movie is fukking creepy as hell ya'll... god damn its crazy
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I remember you said you guys haven't spoken since that painful fisting incident. Sorry to hear that.
 
Hi everyone. Just came back from my Tae Bo class. What a workout. My hamstrings are very tender. If anyone touched them i would be like "ohhhh, ouch". Timmy tried to rub the pain away but we ended up doing something else Hmmmm. So i had this fat nurse ask me if i was straight in front of EVERYONE lastnight. She just put me on the spot like that. Thank heavens timmy called my cell phone right then and bailed me out. wheew.
 
This is really ****ed up... this Impostor is killing me...

Well at least I had a good workout with my Sand filled weights today.. Even the old man decided to join and pump a little Iron ;)
 
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