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One CTs loss is another CTs gain. We had AP last night :thumbsup:

I still have wood, need more sleep, story forthcoming. . . .
 
Oh nice Jake, i can't wait to read that one. maybe it would be a good idea to make sure you have wood when you write us the AP story :)
 
Ya'll guys don't wanna see my whip. its a 2006 Ford Taurus SE. Grand mom's car! Maroon colored. Paint chipping off the back bumper. Shtt be mad raggady yo.

I'm about to take my Roids-like-Blow-up-doll and put it in the passenger side and drive around town with the windows down! show off my new girl. mhm
 
God bless the Heavens!! We have the most beautiful and Attractive woman in the world in our thread today..

This is proof that God does exist

I <3 Keeper
 
BestHomeGym said:
I'm about to take my Roids-like-Blow-up-doll and put it in the passenger side and drive around town with the windows down! show off my new girl. mhm
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When i lived on Long Island, some guy got busted for driving in the HOV lane with a blow up doll. Made the news and everything.
 
keeper said:
That's new. Anyone else see a diaper?
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Maybe a slim/streamlined model?...but unless they make those, no. Sorry for staring keeps.
 
keeper said:
That's new. Anyone else see a diaper?
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To be very honest, I can not see any clothing at all for I have X-Ray vision.

For Jay, maybe he is becoming delusional after coming down off his Neovar cycle.. There can be no other explanation for such words.

I want to move to Alabama and take you out for an Ice-Cream date <3
 
BestHomeGym said:
To be very honest, I can not see any clothing at all for I have X-Ray vision.

For Jay, maybe he is becoming delusional after coming down off his Neovar cycle.. There can be no other explanation for such words.

I want to move to Alabama and take you out for an Ice-Cream date <3
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Ohhhh, no. You have confused me with your other e-crushee. The lat master is in Bama, not I.
 
:toofunny: I'm mcluvin it!

I just realized that Al's been the big pr0n star lately, carrying the CT with his AP stories. Someone's gotta add something. That is, besides BHG and his roids doll.
 
damn it's Monday morning and I just dragged myself home. All AP'd out, kinda, had 3 vitc over the wkend - I still got wood but it hurts lkei a MFer
 
keeper said:
That's new. Anyone else see a diaper?
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Im just breakin balls. You know youre smokin hot. Id rip those things off with my teeth

SFW with a powerlifter earlier. I caught him giggling to himself as i was doing pec decs.

We were both trying to convince each other that the other side was better (him for powerlifting. me for BBing)

Gonna eat the rest of this steak pizzaiola and chardonnay, then call it a night.
 
The old lady tried waking me up at 130 this morning for some AP and I slept right through it.

Now before you start ripping me a new one, I took care of her at 7 when I woke up. There is nothing better than a little AP to make a work day good.
 
More Muscle than body fat.

a total of the 3 big lifts equaling over 1,000lbs.

Or if you pin Neovar just so you can get away with eating 1500 calorie breakfast's
 
I just got some good news from a dear friend of mine. I was just told that I should be getting hired Full Time as a County Corrections Officer around january or Febuary.. possibly later, but hopefully close to that time.

It would be my first full time job with full benefits and only 28k a year not including overtime. Then i'll be able to take JayV24 with me onto Cruise ships for Vacation while we Pin Neovar and Test all night long...

I'll make sure to bring the Lamb Skin 8=====D
 
Ok guys, i just went downstairs today and finally set up my new piece of equipment to add to my "Best Home Gym"

Tell me what you think!

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BestHomeGym said:
More Muscle than body fat.

a total of the 3 big lifts equaling over 1,000lbs.

Or if you pin Neovar just so you can get away with eating 1500 calorie breakfast's
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Well I am around 20% BF right now so I guess I better start working on my bench and squat as my DL puts me half way there.

Congrats on the job news. Remember, first you get the job, then you get the money, then you get the khakis and then you get the girls.

On another topic, I have been horny as hell these last 2 days. After about a week of not wanting anything, I am ready to AP the old lady's head into wall all night. I am sure she will love that after a long day of work and school. Oh well, secret weapon time :flowers1:
 
. . .so I dont have too much of an AP story, certainly not the arse-to-mouth variety you'd hear from BHG

so it was Saturday night and there was a Reggae band playing down at this local bar on the beach.

I'd spent the day at the beach working on my tan, and had a nice nap during the afternoon without any JO.

Started the evening warming up with a few vodkas and watching 2 1/2 men . . . what a crack up show! I can see a few of those characters in the CT :lol:

Anyway, band starts at 9pm and by that time Ive drilled a half bottle. This motley crew of nose candy fiends and general deviants drops me a txt to say they're arriving, so I head on down.

The band is cranking, and the crew are bent as. Three guys and three girls plus this other chick I didnt know. The general rules are you dont Screw the Crew, which is cool, however this doesnt apply to temps.

But anyway, Im not paying too much attention to this chick. She's cute, but I hadnt seen some of these guys for a while, so inbetween hanging out at the band I'm doing a general catch up.

Later in the night I was talking to this buddy of mine, and this chick is kinda just hanging round. He heads off to bog and she comes up to me all pissed off:

Chick:"What the fk's your problem?
JKP:"WTF do you mean?"
Chick: "You've been ignoring me all night, you must be gay right?
JKP: "lol, you're cute but Bros before Ho's"
Chick: "MFer you calling me a Ho?"
JKP: "You called me a homo so I guess we're even"

. . anyway, blaa bla bla, she turned out to be pretty cool. We all got blasted, the Crew wanted to go into town clubbing, however this chick decided she'd rather go back to Club Jakellpet for some AP . .which, after dropping some Indian Vit C is exactly what happened . .fun times!

I'll leave Sunday night for another time . . things got a little funky ;)
 
BestHomeGym said:
Ok guys, i just went downstairs today and finally set up my new piece of equipment to add to my "Best Home Gym"

Tell me what you think!
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Nice rack! too bad you dont actually workout or utilize any of the equipment you own. Are you a reverse bodybuilder by any chance?
 
Jay V 24 said:
Nice rack! too bad you dont actually workout or utilize any of the equipment you own. Are you a reverse bodybuilder by any chance?
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LOL FuKK You Colombian!

And Jake, the adjustable Bench and Rack are new additions to my Perfect Home Gym. I even added some new carpet down there so it looks nice.

When Jay finally comes over my place for our first date, were gonna have Lobster and Tren... but i think he's straight or sum10 so idk

But you guys are dying for a decent AP story so i'll have to write another one up for ya's. In return for this next AP story, i'll need a nice a$$ pic from Jay.. Anny up bich!
 
BestHomeGym said:
LOL FuKK You Colombian!

And Jake, the adjustable Bench and Rack are new additions to my Perfect Home Gym. I even added some new carpet down there so it looks nice.

When Jay finally comes over my place for our first date, were gonna have Lobster and Tren... but i think he's straight or sum10 so idk

But you guys are dying for a decent AP story so i'll have to write another one up for ya's. In return for this next AP story, i'll need a nice a$$ pic from Jay.. Anny up bich!
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I'll show you how to workout when i come by. I'll of course need to blow the many layers of dust off of your equipment.

Will your sister be there by any chance? I'll need her to spot me as i cannot get myself to trust you with handling heavy weight.
 
BHG, Jay, and Roids oughta have a 3-some. :sorry:


Anyway......Vit. C, AP, smokin' tree, Sailor Jerry, Football, Darvocet, Dallas Cowboys won, won the football pool at work( $ ), won both Fantasy Football games, and good BBQ this weekend...........Love Monday Morning AP and so does the chick.....She always texts me every Mon. morning when she gets to work thanking me for Monday morning AP.. :cheers:


Good job Jake........Is she worth plowing again?????
 
Whitesnake said:
BHG, Jay, and Roids oughta have a 3-some. :sorry:


Anyway......Vit. C, AP, smokin' tree, Sailor Jerry, Football, Darvocet, Dallas Cowboys won, won the football pool at work( $ ), won both Fantasy Football games, and good BBQ this weekend...........Love Monday Morning AP and so does the chick.....She always texts me every Mon. morning when she gets to work thanking me for Monday morning AP.. :cheers:


Good job Jake........Is she worth plowing again?????
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I guess I should give her an AP rating:

Looks: 5/10
Stamina: 8/10
Willingness: 7/10

Overall: 20

That would be an affirmative Whitesnake :cheers:
 
Jay V 24 said:
I'll show you how to workout when i come by. I'll of course need to blow the many layers of dust off of your equipment.

Will your sister be there by any chance? I'll need her to spot me as i cannot get myself to trust you with handling heavy weight.
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My equipment is dusted daily thank you very much!

And I can arrange a special Workout/AP session with my sister if you interested. And she is pretty jacked.. She spots me on my lunges every once in a while
 
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IDK, 20/30=66.67%=D . But, a D is still passing. It's a high D anyhoo. :dunno:
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High D? Damn you mark hard roids! A C is 50% over here! 67.7% is like a B- or something!

BestHomeGym said:
My equipment is dusted daily thank you very much!

And I can arrange a special Workout/AP session with my sister if you interested. And she is pretty jacked.. She spots me on my lunges every once in a while
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lol @ spotted lunges :thumbsup:

check this funny shyte out!:

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look at my horse

my horse is amazing
 
Just got home from college campus, and getting rdy to go workout.

I had a tough exam for "Research Methods" today, and of course my procrastinating @ss waited to the last minute to study up. So, I pulled an all nighter last nite,... no sleep, and got doped up on 200mg caffeine pills, along with a sh!tload of food. I havent had any sleep in like 24 hours, but i feel like hitting the weights dammit!

I currently feel like a crackhead..... very jittery,but crazy energetic.



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