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LOL, i've done plenty of ass to mouth... I don't even consider that story worthy, but i think i have something to share... maybe :)

and theres no chance that i'm going easy on the blow up doll or that Manikin. Basically, it's all over but crime :)
 
BestHomeGym said:
LOL, i've done plenty of ass to mouth... I don't even consider that story worthy, but i think i have something to share... maybe :)

and theres no chance that i'm going easy on the blow up doll or that Manikin. Basically, it's all over but crime :)
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What was his name? :lol:
 
This is the song for when you next make the attempt Al - a contemporary twist on a classic;

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:thumbsup: For getting KY Jelly into a song!

:lol:

This one is for Chub & his skanky chick;

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BestHomeGym said:
Ok, if you must know his name.. it's Adam Fox... Ok damnit? You guys happy now?
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Wow, that must be an impressive manakin........ so I hear. I guess I can't blame ya then! :thumbsup: Be sure and rub some 1-tren on it so those lats don't start to fade.
 
Dems?! What the hell is up? I finally made it to sevierville, TN.(aka gatlinburg) 15min from downtown gatlinburg and 30min from knoxville! Loving it up here, cabin in the mountains with a hotub, nothing but seasonal *****, which is the best! Im self employed working for my dad! Selling computer systems to restraunts(software and hardware), and making websites, kickass money! Anyone wanna chill or need a deal up in gatlinburg hit me up!
 
Redhead is having bday party for her 2 yr old son (bowling party) this Sunday.........then after we come to my apt. for Football........Her Parents are taking kids and I try again for 3- some...........Don't need advice.........I have my own plan :saroll:

:cheers:


:sasmokin:
 
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The iron-chef of pounding vaj!!!

That's what your "Registered User" message has to be if you pull it off Al.

:lol:
 
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Just gonna be straight forward and call my shot.........I know "Reddy" is in, so I just put my foot down with my chick and tell her "what time it was." :laugh:


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Don't let me down Al, the WankBank is nearly overdrawn. All I got at the moment is sane's blogg material . . . :dunno:
 
i need to vent!

A friend of mine has just started working out..

All of a sudden he knows everything about diet/training the lot! He tried telling me last week to run for 45mins before doing weights. crap like that. Then i get random msgs from him saying " those junkies were in the gym today" referring to guys he overheard talking about pinning.

He's just a jackass! i can't actually spend more than an hour with him lately before i want to punch him and i'm not an angry person!
 
Chub said:
i need to vent!

A friend of mine has just started working out..

All of a sudden he knows everything about diet/training the lot! He tried telling me last week to run for 45mins before doing weights. crap like that. Then i get random msgs from him saying " those junkies were in the gym today" referring to guys he overheard talking about pinning.

He's just a jackass! i can't actually spend more than an hour with him lately before i want to punch him and i'm not an angry person!
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Best thing to do...remain bigger and jackdeder than him, so you'll always have the one-up.

"Oh...really? Is that how you're supposed to work out? Interesting..."
(as you flex your muscles, which are superior to his) You wanna be a big, you gotta do as the bigs do.
 
JW32Hoops said:
Best thing to do...remain bigger and jackdeder than him, so you'll always have the one-up.

"Oh...really? Is that how you're supposed to work out? Interesting..."
(as you flex your muscles, which are superior to his) You wanna be a big, you gotta do as the bigs do.
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Lmao word!

Anyway, Road trip down to Florida to see Mom. (orlando)

85-90 degree weather is pretty funky for late october. Not gonna complain though. Got my free Bally's pass for the week so i wont atrophize. The Trainer wanted to give me a tour of the place before he alowed me to SFW. I played along and pretended i was interested in actually paying for a membership. I really wnted to ask him if he actually worked out but i decided to keep it peaceful.

No greenery on hand. Felt weird about driving down I-95 with dope. Be nice to get a hook up while im here.

Hopefully i can schedule some fishing time this weekend.

Gonna harrass my uncle until he gives in and takes me out on his little boat.

Sane, you're banging Manequins now? Hows that working out so far?
 
I've smoked many an L rollin down I-95 to Orlando. If you don't speed too badly and if you have a radar detector, you're all set. Just bring some cigs and/or spray to mask the smell, air it out.

Ah, Bally...what a sh!tty gym. The ones in NJ were ****ty, the one in NYC was ****ty and now the one I go to in San Diego sucks too. At least it's cheap. Just scored a 2nd membership to 24 Hour Fitness through my work though...more bigs there for motivation.

Anyway, make sure to "work your core" on that bosu ball! GICH!!! :thumbsup:
 
Sup sippers! Just woke up from 11hrs sleep. That's the beautiful thing about those prips. The bossman took us out for dinner last night and me and a few of the boys came back to the "dorm" and sat up for a while having some pints and prips. I even managed to score a few muskle relaxers from a mate.

Gonna eat a big ass brekky/lunch, SFW, then work all afternoon, whilst diggin this muscle relaxer. I figure the hand injury justifies it. There is a legitimate medical purpose afterall. ;)

So, how'd the 3some go Allfonse? Please don't say it didn't happen!
 
JW32Hoops said:
I've smoked many an L rollin down I-95 to Orlando. If you don't speed too badly and if you have a radar detector, you're all set. Just bring some cigs and/or spray to mask the smell, air it out.

Ah, Bally...what a sh!tty gym. The ones in NJ were ****ty, the one in NYC was ****ty and now the one I go to in San Diego sucks too. At least it's cheap. Just scored a 2nd membership to 24 Hour Fitness through my work though...more bigs there for motivation.

Anyway, make sure to "work your core" on that bosu ball! GICH!!! :thumbsup:
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I had faith in my mj seeking abilities though dubs. confidence paid off.

I go again to ballys tonight thinking its gonna be dead on a friday @ 9ish. Wasnt. saw some bigs, had a convo with one who turns out grew up in hicksville (long island)

boom. convo progressed to gears, then MJ. We talked about the old weed spots back in westbury/new castle over in nassau county. he flips his phone open and has a brief convo. "$25 for a 1/4 of regs or $20 for 2 grams Kush"

Gave him my cell # @ 10 and we walked out as the place starst closing. I Figured he was full of **** though. i head back to Ma's and shower. 10 mins later he calls me. :arms:

I chose the regs and im high. so its decent as far as im concerned.

he starts talkin about the latin clubs and ****. i wanna but i feel like a d*ck stumbling back all late into my moms place. the way he described it was off the boat latinas everywhere, drunk & easy. im down here w/out my braud btw. i may have to take him up on that offer or ill regret it on the ride back to nc. honestly tho after i smoke, my libido kinda dips.
 
Sup demlets! Just got back from SFW. Effin' thighs are fryde! I could barely walk up these friggin' stairs. I'm bout to run up to my mate's place and try out summa this hashish he just got! :439:
 
Sup Sipps........

'Bout to SFW then cooler o coldies at the pool........

Suppose to be 80 and clear today.........probably gonna be last day to chill at the pool before shi tty weather is here for a while. :(


Chick comes over tonight..........pound some Levitra.......then pound poon...

Then Football tommorrow while she goes to Reddy's daughter's B Day party and hopefully they both come back hammerred again so I can reap the benefits. :cheers:
 
YajV24 said:
"$25 for a 1/4 of regs or $20 for 2 grams Kush"

I chose the regs
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AHHHH COOOOMMMMMEEEE OOOONNNNNNN GUUUUUYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

$20 for TWO g's of kush is a sweet deal, I woulda went that route. Unless...wait, you probably don't have a one-hitter or any pieces down there, so you're rollin J's/L's...yeah, in that case the regs make most sense.

Well f-ckin' played brutha, well played indeed. There you go, usin' those muscles as a conversation piece again.

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damn get no latina chicks down here - they are so fine, such a shame

. . we could do a swap, I could send up some Aboriginal Ladies, but Vance would not allow it :dunno:
 
Whoa! I missed alot. I've been working and sleeping way too much lately, but i've still been SFW. Don't get it twisted!!

For Yaj24, Yes I've been sleeping with my manikin that looks like roids and i've been rubbing 1-Tren on it's Lats so they don't shrink.. because if the lats shrink, so does my Penis.

And guys, i have such a FCUKING great AP story to tell you guys... well, i'll write about it on my blogg... it happened last night and it ****ing rocked like hell... had a twist at the end like a suspense thriller lol... Stay Tuned!!!
 
Supp Sipps......?


No 3-some:zx11pissed:......my chick said she was too jealous of Reddy playing with my junk and basically said no way:zx11pissed:


Watchin' Skins/Eagles.........go Skins:flowers1:


New York Strip Steak, Purple p-rips, Italian Salad, Merlot...........Nice Monday Night . :)


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well sounds like it's out with the old and in with the new.

. . Red will play by the rules, you just need to scope out another broad.

Change is as good as a holiday :thumbsup:
 
:werd: So, apparently Alfonse did need some advices afterall. ;) Just tell your chick that you're gonna tag reddy either with her or w/out her. So, she can either participate or hear about it after the fact. Up to her. THere's your 3some mate!

But, you didn't hear this from me. :wall:

GICH!
 
Yeah.......they got in a fight via cell phone on Sun.

I still have Reddy's Daughter's gift for B-day that my chick left for me to give to her Daughter.........I need to find a good reason to deliver the gift :)

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Werd!!!!!

I'm not too upset........can't get everything you want, unfortunately. :sorry:

I kinda like my current chick, so I don't think I'm gonna jeapordize my current gig by trying to tap Reddy.......woulda been fun, but it is what it is.......


P-rips, Merlot, and football is makin' me forget about it real quick .. :)

My chick just can't get enough of Vit. C and Levitra........She loves my regular wood, but she says she absolutely loves the Vit. C and "L".

I set the bar too high and have to get more Vit. C for next weekend, but My source is outta stock. :(
 
roids1 said:
You dosed her up on VitC and L!! :lmao: What'd it do, give her a 9" clit?
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She loves my crazy wood on both........she is practically bangin' my door down beggin' for more cokk.........:cheers:


She seriously can't get enough of me on "Vit. C"...........:outtahere:
 
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

I've got a silly 3mile run to do and it's pouring rain! stupid Scottish weather! :( Hopefully i'll find some silly girl taking a shortcut through the park! ;)
 
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