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All Clean Threaders are hereby reprimanded for lack of actividad! WTF has eerbody been? Someone must have at least one AP, JO, p-rip, drunk, or otherwise morally repugnant story to share! Come one!
 
roids1 said:
All Clean Threaders are hereby reprimanded for lack of actividad! WTF has eerbody been? Someone must have at least one AP, JO, p-rip, drunk, or otherwise morally repugnant story to share! Come one!
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I had an 8oz strip steak this evening...in some societies that could be seen as morally repugnant.
 
roids1 said:
All Clean Threaders are hereby reprimanded for lack of actividad! WTF has eerbody been? Someone must have at least one AP, JO, p-rip, drunk, or otherwise morally repugnant story to share! Come one!
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I'm still recovering from AP marathon.. :laugh:

Been so fukkin' tired this week........Thinking about puttin some Beef Kabobs on da Q..........Receptionist gave me some Xannies, so might pop on of those in a few......

Gonna try for Redhead at the pool this weekend........Other chick still in the Virgin Islands........Gonna take a P-rip and figure out my "operation Redhead" strategy:afro:

Married(separated) AP from last Sat. night left a comment on Facebook saying she's at home alone tonight with her dog watchin TV:mischievous:
 
my WankMaster2000TM has been getting some heavy duty usage of late

Im also thinking of laying out the AP to this chick I work with. Great norks. Foreign accent. Problem is there would be no way to dispose of her after.

Thoughts?
 
jakellpet said:
my WankMaster2000TM has been getting some heavy duty usage of late

Im also thinking of laying out the AP to this chick I work with. Great norks. Foreign accent. Problem is there would be no way to dispose of her after.

Thoughts?
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Tough one.........I wanna pork our receptionist, but seems like a tough assignment.......She's always kinda touching my arm and giving me Xannies and talking about sex :surprised:
 
Whitesnake said:
Tough one.........I wanna pork our receptionist, but seems like a tough assignment.......She's always kinda touching my arm and giving me Xannies and talking about sex :surprised:
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yeah, the come-AP-me-you-know-you-want-to-eye-contact. It's a potential career-destroyer. Maybe if she gave me Xannies I'd feel more relaxed about it.
 
^^ actually a mate of mine's got ADD. He gave me a handfull of dexies. Took a couple the other AM preWO. Pretty full-on sweatbox :thumbsup: Wont be making a habit of it but
 
Yeah.....def don't make a habit of it..........I took a xanny before I SFW tonight and almost fell asleep on the bench :laugh:
 
Whitesnake said:
I'm craving Bacon now, fukker!! :laugh:
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haha - feel my pain. every morning I have to walk passed piles of bacon, hash, sausage, pancakes, fkg eggs. . . .

I go straight to the oats and add my whey, sometimes a little natty pb - then I look around at all the fat fkg beer slobs I work with .. .and enjoy :thumbsup:
 
Whitesnake said:
I'm still recovering from AP marathon.. :laugh:

Been so fukkin' tired this week........Thinking about puttin some Beef Kabobs on da Q..........Receptionist gave me some Xannies, so might pop on of those in a few......

Gonna try for Redhead at the pool this weekend........Other chick still in the Virgin Islands........Gonna take a P-rip and figure out my "operation Redhead" strategy:afro:

Married(separated) AP from last Sat. night left a comment on Facebook saying she's at home alone tonight with her dog watchin TV:mischievous:
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:lmao: Xannies, p-rips, AP marathon, and AP a married/separated chick all in one post! That's what the Clean Thread os all about!!! :thumbsup: Only thing missing is the merlot.
 
roids1 said:
:lmao: Xannies, p-rips, AP marathon, and AP a married/separated chick all in one post! That's what the Clean Thread os all about!!! :thumbsup: Only thing missing is the merlot.
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Damm.......Forgot the Merlot:surprised:.......Had a couple glasses of that last night too.......Just SFW......time to shower then cooler full of coldies to the pool :afro:
 
Hungover like a muddafukka today. Went to the Mets game (again) last night and they lost (again) and I got a pretty solid buzz workin...then came back, went to a party in La Jolla Put the hurt on me. Gonna hit the beach for a couple hours, then back to the ballpark for more torture.
 
I'm bored at work. Seeing how many expresso shots I can down in one day. It's lunch and Im up to 10. zing-a-zang-zing. I might drop a dexy for sh1ts and giggles. My bro's got some shroom caps :D

We got those little bottles of merlot at work . . .but no glasses. Gotta stand around like you're drinking out of miniture beer bottles.
 
jakellpet said:
We got those little bottles of merlot at work . . .but no glasses. Gotta stand around like you're drinking out of miniture beer bottles.
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In the states we have wine available in Hi-C type juice boxes, complete with straws. Talk about looking refined.
 
roids1 said:
All Clean Threaders are hereby reprimanded for lack of actividad! WTF has eerbody been? Someone must have at least one AP, JO, p-rip, drunk, or otherwise morally repugnant story to share! Come one!
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Sorry roids. I'm not castra...I mean married. I still have a social life on the weekends. :P

Plus you have kids. How was life before children?
 
SilentBob187 said:
In the states we have wine available in Hi-C type juice boxes, complete with straws. Talk about looking refined.
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We have Goon Boxes. The cheapest nasties Merlot you can think of in 3, 4 and 5L cardboard boxes. Inside is a silver Goon bag - useful as a pillow if you can remember to blow it up afterwards . . :147:
 
Didn't see the Redhead all weekend..........so said fukk it and texted her just now asking if she wanted to twist one.........said most definitely after she puts her kids to bed :afro: :439:

We'll see.......not gonna make a move I don't think......just twist one and talk I guess :paranoid:
 
Whitesnake said:
Didn't see the Redhead all weekend..........so said fukk it and texted her just now asking if she wanted to twist one.........said most definitely after she puts her kids to bed :afro: :439:

We'll see.......not gonna make a move I don't think......just twist one and talk I guess :paranoid:
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cue Hot Chocolate tunz:

It started with a twist . . .never thought it would end with this

. .. going for the tri-fk-ta :thumbsup:
 
texaswolf said:
Sorry roids. I'm not castra...I mean married. I still have a social life on the weekends. :P

Plus you have kids. How was life before children?
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F*ck you TX! That was low down, below the belt, and uncalled for! :madfawk:

Ten years from now, when you have 2-3 kids and a nagging, bitchy wife who who f*cks you once a month whether you need it or not, I'm gonna have a field day ragging the sh!t outta you knog!
 
texaswolf said:
Sorry roids. I'm not castra...I mean married. I still have a social life on the weekends. :P

Plus you have kids. How was life before children?
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roids1 said:
F*ck you TX! That was low down, below the belt, and uncalled for! :madfawk:

Ten years from now, when you have 2-3 kids and a nagging, bitchy wife who who f*cks you once a month whether you need it or not, I'm gonna have a field day ragging the sh!t outta you knog!
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I see myself being more along the lines of Alphonse. I'm a poon hound for life.

I'm sorry bro. That was pretty low of me. I forgot that you use our stories for spank material.
 
Whitesnake said:
Didn't see the Redhead all weekend..........so said fukk it and texted her just now asking if she wanted to twist one.........said most definitely after she puts her kids to bed :afro: :439:

We'll see.......not gonna make a move I don't think......just twist one and talk I guess :paranoid:
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JW32Hoops said:
:gay:
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Yea, pretty gay but he is getting old. I'm sure he is still worn out from the 3 day ****fest. Give the guy a break. His libido isn't what it used to be JW. I dread when I am there 35 years down the road and am approaching Al's age.
 
texaswolf said:
Yea, pretty gay but he is getting old. I'm sure he is still worn out from the 3 day ****fest. Give the guy a break. His libido isn't what it used to be JW. I dread when I am there 35 years down the road and am approaching Al's age.
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phuc ewe jnr - it only goes up! :147:
 
jakellpet said:
phuc ewe jnr - it only goes up! :147:
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You are thinking of women. Men's libido starts to drop after their late 20s.

The peak is from teen years to late twenties. Thirtys to forties then you see a drop.

Every man is different though but most statistically change around 40. While women's goes up at that point. Which is why you see cougar women hook up with their sexual matches, males that are in their late twenties.

So I am in my prime approaching my decline. Sad stuff.
 
texaswolf said:
You are thinking of women. Men's libido starts to drop after their late 20s.

The peak is from teen years to late twenties. Thirtys to forties then you see a drop.

Every man is different though but most statistically change around 40. While women's goes up at that point. Which is why you see cougar women hook up with their sexual matches, males that are in their late twenties.

So I am in my prime approaching my decline. Sad stuff.
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:sigh1: Yeah I know the deal Tex. I'll remain pig ignorant about the subject thanks.
 
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35 years down the road and am approaching Al's age.
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35 years??? Al's only in his early 50s knog!

Statistically, things start to slow down after 25 or so. But, if you're acive, excercise a lot, you can have a 25 year old's libido at 35. Also, throw in 700-800mg of test prop each week and BOOM! You've got the libido of an 18 year old.
 
texaswolf said:
He just banged some chick in 99 different positions for 3 days. I would say Al is A-okay on the equipment check.
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Let's just say that she orgasmed everytime I laid the pipe to her :head:

H-drol + Stoked had me sportin' some pretty solid wood...:afro:
 
I'm falling asleep at my desk, I feel like I've got a fever and to top it all off, I've got wood.

Gonna fake it till 2, then get through the rest of the day with caffeine. Can't wait to get home and take a nap.
 
roids1 said:
35 years??? Al's only in his early 50s knog!

Statistically, things start to slow down after 25 or so. But, if you're acive, excercise a lot, you can have a 25 year old's libido at 35. Also, throw in 700-800mg of test prop each week and BOOM! You've got the libido of an 18 year old.
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this was my angle. Doc says I got a physical age of 25. I'll take that :afro:
 
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