Super-Duper Official BNB Application thread

Gtarzan81

Well-known member
To be considered for membership to the Blitzkreig Ninja Brigade please fill out the following application.
The application fee of RPM and Drive samples, as well as a partridge in a pear tree has been suspended.

Name:

Ninja Abilities:

Ninja Weapon:

Shoe Size:

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor:

Favorite Color:

Do you want Karate?

Favorite Season:

Do your workouts go to 11?

Favorite Pizza toppings?

Are you lonesome tonight?

Are you sitting in a beanbag chair, naked, eating cheetos?

Would you like to send me all of your supps?

When I say Fizogen, you say:

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Who is Keyser Soze?

Favorite flavor of protein powder:

Ninja Work History:

Personal References:
 
how about you give me your RPM and Drive and I'll give you a swift kick in the ass! Deal?

I think someone wants in. Just fill out the application and take a number. Thank you for your interist in the BNB. You will be contacted shortly.
 
The life of a ninja is not an easy one. It takes much patience, self control, the ability to look cool in black tights, and a passion for all things ninja. Many will attempt, few will prevail!
 
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