Strange Things We Think During Passionate Monkey-Love Moments

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Quite often, when I am about to deliver my meat cleaver to my little beaver, I think about things like "AHH GOD! I'M GONNA BE SOO PUMPED AND JUICED UP ON MY STEROIDS SOOON!! I CAN'T WAIT!!" and then it's a very intense passionate encounter. What are some funny thoughts that run through your head?
 
"Just pretend she's a goat. This will all be over soon."

Note: I'm kidding. I do not condone the practice of beastiality, that's gross.
 
Dude I'd butt love your goat. Just grease that turkey up and slide your goodies into the warm bat cave that lurks within the crevices. Then I'd pump some of that sausage farm lovin in there and when all goes a hoot she's a Baaaahhhhin'. YEEHAW!
 
Gixxer82 said:
I think about how much I am the man because i'm tappin the sh*t out of that butt.
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yeah you tap that a$$ gixx. you tap it. Cuz its yours. cuz ur the bad boy and bad boys get all that A$$. Yeah and she's lovin it. Yeaaah oh yeah she's about to cuuum all over herself...here we go...oh yeah she's gyratin!! oh yeahahhh!! GIXXX IS THE MAN!!! AHHH SWEET RELEASE INTO YOUR BAT CAVE!!!
 
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