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Matthew D

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We regret to announce the unpleasant passing of Matthew D, who on the 1st of March of this year was accidentally smothered in hot fat by passing aliens.  This unfortunate incident occurred in an adult bookstore in Las Calamas, CA.  The deceased was reported to have shouted "Not again!" just before expiring.  Matthew D is survived by a yellow lab named "Scurvy".  Funeral services will be held the 4th of next month.

 

 
 
We regret to announce the untimely demise of ManBeast, who on the 2nd of October of this year was savagely cannibalized by a nasty orc. This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Did you hear something?" just before expiring. ManBeast is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 4th of next month.
 
We regret to announce the untimely death of bigpetefox, who on the 7th of July of this year was helplessly perforated by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in an adult bookstore in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Elvis, here I come!" just before expiring. bigpetefox is survived by Gladys Happyfoot, a trained chimpanzee. Funeral services will be held the 5th of next month.
 
We regret to announce the untimely demise of tatortodd, who on the 2nd of April of this year was delicately vaporized by a ferocious werewolf. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Zounds! I am undone!" just before expiring. tatortodd is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.

~Todd
 
We regret to announce the disturbing passing of Bone, who on the 4th of March of this year was meticulously smushed by a ferocious werewolf. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Did you hear something?" just before expiring. Bone is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.

LMFAO!!!! Good Find Matt

Peace

Bone
 
We regret to announce the disturbing demise of Bobo, who on the 4th of July of this year was randomly vaporized by an angry cow. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Cripes!" just before expiring. Bobo is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 1st of next month.


I was trying to get his fina. Fuckin cow!
 
We regret to announce the disturbing passing of jweave23, who on the 19th of February of this year was randomly vaporized by a deranged axe-murderer. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Egads!" just before expiring. jweave23 is survived by a bunch of cats, who could really care less. Funeral services will be held the 4th of next month.
 
ROFLMAO!! This is going to be a classic! :D

ManBeast
 
We regret to announce the unpleasant demise of Jminis, who on the 19th of August of this year was completely consumed and molested by a couple of purple gremlins. This unfortunate incident occurred in the beastiality section of a backdoor porn shop. The deceased was reported to have shouted "it needs more lube!" just before expiring. Jminis is survived by three elves, two drunks, and a rabbid dog. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month, for tickets please send $20 and a pack of smokes to the address provided. After the service we would like to invite all who come to enjoy an open bar and hot wings at Hooters.
 
We regret to announce the untimely demise of smike319, who on the 19th of April of this year was meticulously buried alive by a couple of passing gremlins. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "THIS SUCKS I HAVEN'T FINISHED MY CYCLE YET!" just before expiring. smike319 is survived by several houseplants and a very green but solid turd. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.
 
We regret to announce that Iron Warrior was savagely beaten to death in Philly's stadium by a bunch of drunk and crazy Eagles fans after he celebrated the 49ers victory over the Philadelphia Eagles in the NFC championship game. His younger brother is now stoked because he inherits all of Iron Warrior's PH powders, a rare Jenna Jameson blow doll (j/k LOL), and his massive porn collection secretly hidden in the attict. He will forever be remebered with the Steve Bartman's of the world for doing stupid things no other sports fans would do.
 
We regret to announce the disturbing demise of Ibanez, who on the 2nd of July of this year was savagely perforated by an angry cow. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile somewhere on Interstate 52. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Elvis, here I come!" just before expiring. Ibanez is survived by Gladys Happyfoot, a trained chimpanzee. Funeral services will be held the 4th of next month.
 
LOL IW!!! good **** bro. :D

ManBeast
 
We regret to announce the disturbing demise of Ironviking, who on the 2nd of May of this year was carefully smothered in hot fat by a pretty hefty woman. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Quick! Put this on!" just before expiring. Ironviking is survived by a yellow bottle of Fina and one mean cat. Funeral services will be held on a burning boat in the Colorado River.
 
Mine was the best

We regret to announce the unpleasant demise of Elijah, who on the 2nd of October of this year was delicately minced by a homicidal maniac. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Make sure my Mom gets this ring!" just before expiring. Elijah is survived by Gladys Happyfoot, a trained chimpanzee. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.
 
We regret to announce the unpleasant demise of RaulJimenez, who on the 3rd of April of this year was delicately ground to powder by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Not my new shirt!" just before expiring. RaulJimenez is survived by a yellow lab named "Scurvy". Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.
 
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