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Big Matt
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jminis said:
Do you like my new Eagles fight song?
Donte'........Donte' Donte' Donte'.........Donte', Donte'
(To the tune of "T.O."!)
Wears # 18 too! He's the "Anti-T.O."
BTW - How 'bout 'dem Cowboys? How 'bout THEY SUCK BIG DONKEY! I hope T.O. enjoys spending the whole season looking up at us in the standings! Big Jerk!
anabolicrhino
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jminis said:
They moved the main line to King of Prussia?
rippedforce63
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:rasp:Big Matt said:
rippedforce63
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ya think
Dwight Schrute
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CEDeoudes59
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BDawk is nasty.
Kinda like the Eagles this year. No TO and McNabb has something to prove
Kinda like the Eagles this year. No TO and McNabb has something to prove
lozgod
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Eagles are taking it all this year.
There's an Eagles fan, Dallas fan, Steelers fan, and a Patriots fan all wanting to prove their team spirit.
So they all 4 climb the highest mountain they can find.
The Steeler fans says, "I am the biggest fan." Yells, "Steelers!!!!!!" Throws himself off the mountain.
The Patriot fans says, "I am the biggest fan." Yells, "Patriots!!!!!!" Throws himself off the mountain.
The Eagles fans says, "I am the biggest fan." Yells, "Eagles!!!!!!" and throws the Dallas fan off the mountain.
There's an Eagles fan, Dallas fan, Steelers fan, and a Patriots fan all wanting to prove their team spirit.
So they all 4 climb the highest mountain they can find.
The Steeler fans says, "I am the biggest fan." Yells, "Steelers!!!!!!" Throws himself off the mountain.
The Patriot fans says, "I am the biggest fan." Yells, "Patriots!!!!!!" Throws himself off the mountain.
The Eagles fans says, "I am the biggest fan." Yells, "Eagles!!!!!!" and throws the Dallas fan off the mountain.
CEDeoudes59
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screw the pittsburgh fans. If the Eagles were in the AFC I'd be an Eagles fan to spite the Steelers.
anabolicrhino
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Admin said:
It was like their game plan was to play real hard until the fourth quarter than coast. Just as I was abou to give Reid kudos for keeping so many linemen and running a no huddle. I also liked the pass early run late strategy....but, don't fumble and when the other team fumbles a) don't let them recover it for a td. b) if it in overtime you really need to get the ball!!!!!!
Once the d-line pressure dropped off the bird secondary was exposed....Michael Lewis has completely forgotten how to pass defend. The most impressive player was Manning he rose to the occation when needed...49ers next thank goodness
rippedforce63
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I will refrain from any eagles bashing until after tonights dallas game. :twisted:
Iron Warrior
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Worse then the game where Montana lit them up for 4 TD's in the 4th quarter ?Admin said:
On a side not, Philly is most likely going to take it out on my 49ers next week
B Dawk is this decade's Ronnie Lott. The man is like a missile out there and he always takes perfect angles, which DB's don't do well enough these days.
Dwight Schrute
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anabolicrhino said:
I agree with everything but this.
I tihnk Eli Manning is the most overrated QB by far.
..but since he's in New York the media suck his ****.
That guy is mediocre at best especially with the weapons he has.
Dwight Schrute
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Iron Warrior said:Worse then the game where Montana lit them up for 4 TD's in the 4th quarter ?
On a side not, Philly is most likely going to take it out on my 49ers next week
B Dawk is this decade's Ronnie Lott. The man is like a missile out there and he always takes perfect angles, which DB's don't do well enough these days.
Yes it is because the 49'ers were a better team. The Eagles are better than the Giants by a large margin. They literally gave that game away and all you hear is how Manning is such a great QB because he knows how to throw the ball to a recevie that is being covered by a 3rd string cornerback or a corner that is 6 inches shorter. All while the Eagles play a prevent defense for a quarter and a half. How many times can you give up the same 7yd curl route? Real great talent there.
Big Matt
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I almost kicked my dog after that game. And now The Freak is out for the year!!
I don't give the giants ANY credit! Every single bounce of th ball went their way.....3 fumbles yet the Eagles can't get one of them? There were at least a dozen things that if ANY of them went the Eagles way then you could have stuck a fork in the giants. :wtf:
Whah! Whah! Whah!
I don't give the giants ANY credit! Every single bounce of th ball went their way.....3 fumbles yet the Eagles can't get one of them? There were at least a dozen things that if ANY of them went the Eagles way then you could have stuck a fork in the giants. :wtf:
Whah! Whah! Whah!
rippedforce63
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I really am sorry to hear about kearse getting injured, I'm eagerly awaiting this match up in two weeks. :bruce1:
jminis
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Unreal. Also I'm not sore looser but Eli Manning is a very average QB at best. If he didn't have his brother in the league we wouldn't even be talking about him. Bottom line is Eagles gave the game away and Giants took advantage of the breaks. Manning had nothing to do with it. Credit the Giants defense for playing hard the fourth quarter and not giving up. Most teams would of done that being down so much with only 9 minutes left.
anabolicrhino
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jminis said:
Hey somebody was lobbing those balls up to Toomer and Burress.
Terry Bradshaw won 4 SuperBowls with that technique!
The ole heave and hope! sometimes it works!
Dwight Schrute
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Fastone said:
2 out of 3 without Mcnaab.
And Mcnabb is 7-1 against the Giants in the last 2 years. What does that prove?
Absolutely nothing. At least make an arguement of it, not that you can.
Dwight Schrute
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anabolicrhino said:
I remember them having someone named Franco Harris and the Steel Curtain.
Put Mcnabb on the Giants with Tiki, Plexico, Toomer and Shockey and you would never need one heave and hope.
Eli is completely overrated.
Dwight Schrute
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jminis said:
Bingo! Put him in New York and its even worse.
anabolicrhino
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Bobo said:
Can we keep Mcnabb and just get the Giants to trade us all those guys to us for some draft picks and Michael Lewis?
anabolicrhino
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It's not that it "works so well" that you can do it all game, a big over the top pass only has to work once or twice per game but, specifically only once during overtime. They were well in range of a FG at the time of the TD. I agree that Reid's play calling was the most suspect aspect of the birds loss. It reminded me of the DelaHoy / Trinidad fight a few years ago when De la hoya was way ahead on points and coasted for the last 7 rounds and lost.jminis said:
Comparing Bradshaw to Manning was ment to be a joke but, upon further review both were number 1 picks from southern colleges. Bradshaw had the bigger gun, so the bomb was a more natural play call back in the 70's, when it was all running game. I think Manning is a little more developed overall. Overrated? of course! This is New York baby "everything" is overrated that's NYC 101..don't you just love to hate it!!!
anabolicrhino
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Bobo said:
I heard his dad got him the job!
Dwight Schrute
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anabolicrhino said:
Don't even get me started on Michael Lewis. That guy can hit, but make him think and you're in serious trouble.
Iron Warrior
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You're right. I just love hearing Philly fans speak out of uncontrollable rage, at least you guys make sense unlike the Raiders fans thinking everything is an East Coast conspiracy against them :lol:Bobo said:
BTW Bobo, sometimes a team needs a loss like that to wake up and start playing football
In 1994 your Eagles came into Candlestick and destroyed the 49ers 40-8 (I was there !). The 49ers were 3-2 after the loss and everyone wanted Steve Young and George Seifert dead. They won 10 straight after that loss and rolled up the Chargers 49-26 in the Super Bowl and many of the players spoke about that loss creating the sense of urgency they needed to play with.
Dwight Schrute
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Iron Warrior said:You're right. I just love hearing Philly fans speak out of uncontrollable rage, at least you guys make sense unlike the Raiders fans thinking everything is an East Coast conspiracy against them :lol:
BTW Bobo, sometimes a team needs a loss like that to wake up and start playing football
I remember that game. They made Vaugh Hebron look like a Hall of Famer.
Its not the loss I was really upset about, it was the thouht that the Giants "came back" and Eli made the next step which was just pumped like crazy by the media. He's average at best. Any QB can look good when the other team plays a prevent for a quarter.
It doens't matter, we have Mike Patterson to rumble down the field. He's unstoppable
Iron Warrior
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Sh!t that was a 14 point swing right there. Losing Vernon Davis hurt more then anything, good thing we held on to Eric Johnson. The Eagles came out with something to prove and never looked back after the flea flicker on the opening drive. The 49ers aren't good enough to recover from a 21-3 deficit but on the bright side, I was pleased with Alex Smith and Eric Johnson. The defense looked lost, McNabb and Philly's running game had their way.Bobo said:It doens't matter, we have Mike Patterson to rumble down the field. He's unstoppable
anabolicrhino
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Iron Warrior said:
Alex Smith may have the goods!...I'll take the win, but I still have
some doubts about the Eagles pass defense.
Dwight Schrute
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anabolicrhino said:
I've had doubts since last year. Michael Lewis can't think, Sheldon Brown is too small, and they have no depth at all.
Eagles for about 8 years now are good when their defense attacks. When they sit back and have to think, they are average at best. There is a reason Trot works well here, but not in Washington.
Big Matt
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heavyduty said:
Westbrook is all that and a bag of chips!!! They better let him skip practice EVERY WEEK! We are F'd if he gets hurt!
Let's hope the Phillies don't choke and waste Howard's MVP performance this year! BTW - everyone knows if he makes it past 61.......it is the true HR record!
anabolicrhino
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Bobo said:
Troy Vincent where are you?
If the Eagles "D" would play like they did in the first half of the Giants game they would be like the '85 bears or at least the '91 Eagles. Mike Patterson is my new favorite player!
Iron Warrior
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And he had us thinking he was the next Ryan Leaf, good thing he's improved by leaps and bounds. Mike Nolan's explanation was that Alex Smith was in school until June last year, which didn't really give him a lot of time to get into pro football mode. Norv Turner might have sucked as a head coach but he also seems to be having a great influence on Alex Smith, maybe he should stick around as an offensive coordinator/QB mentor.anabolicrhino said:
anabolicrhino
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Dawkins was bringing the truth against the Packers!
Lewis in a 2 zone just playin center field sucks much less
I only hope the Dallas dbs get faked out as easily as green bay.
Mcnabb was getting away with pump fakes 10 yards down field!
Lewis in a 2 zone just playin center field sucks much less
I only hope the Dallas dbs get faked out as easily as green bay.
Mcnabb was getting away with pump fakes 10 yards down field!
Dwight Schrute
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anabolicrhino said:
I don't like the game this week.
You can see the effect the D-Line now has on teams though. Favre threw so many quick passes with a 3 step drop.
Thats the only thing they have going for them this week. Bledsoe is a statue and they MUST get pressure with the front four because if they don't he will pick them apart with injuries the Eagles have in the secondary.
Troy Vincent, Bobby Taylor, hell give me Al Harris back. Anything is better than Hanson.
Iron Warrior
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Do you guy's have any creative chants for TO this week ? I think you guys could come up with something creative about OD's, broken fingers, crunches in the driveway etc.
BTW, you guys SHOULD win but as long as both teams cover the over (44 points) then I'll be a happy man
BTW, you guys SHOULD win but as long as both teams cover the over (44 points) then I'll be a happy man
Big Matt
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Iron Warrior said:Do you guy's have any creative chants for TO this week ? I think you guys could come up with something creative about OD's, broken fingers, crunches in the driveway etc.
BTW, you guys SHOULD win but as long as both teams cover the over (44 points) then I'll be a happy man
I saw an interview of T.O. and I think he said that someone told him that one of the chants would be "O.D. O.D. O.D." ....I heard that some people are coming to the game dressed as pills and capsules too!! Bwaaahhhaaahah! I cna't wait! It's gonna be a total circus!! Birds better win!!