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Placebo Effect shown to be so profound, it even works when patients KNOW it's Placebo

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The Placebo Effect has been demonstrated, for the first time, to be so profoundly powerful that patients made aware of their useless medication ingestion, STILL continued to enjoy the beneficial improvements wrought by the medication/active itself! Invalid Link Removed

Harvard (pronounced: Haaah-vaaaahd, before sipping an expensive mixed-drink with a pinky in the air) Medical School explained that this effect has been observed many times before with an inert pill, but the fact a plurality of subjects continued to reduce their ailment even AFTER being informed, has huge implications. While 35 per cent of the patients who had not received any treatment reported an improvement, 59 per cent of the placebo group felt better. "The placebo was almost twice as effective as the control," says Kaptchuk. "That would be a great result if it was seen in a normal clinical trial of a drug." CUH-RAAAZY! Welcome to the future of medicine Anabolic Minds, varying labels slapped on bottles of sugar pills.

No wonder those traveling salesmen from Pete's Dragon and such enjoyed such success!

I sure wish someone would send me a bottle of glistening M1T capsules that were filled with nothing but Fairy Dust and Unicorn shavings. Wait... what?

Discuss.
 
This just proves that the mind is more powerful than you can imagine..
I am sure the human body, via the brain, can repair anything wrong with it, on its own..
 
no wonder Muscletech products are so effective :p

...im gonna invent Placebo-Drol
 
The choice is yours.
 

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Kristofer68SS said:
The choice is yours.
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HAHA, they were BOTH placebos! Ohhhh Morpheus, you joker! Neo was like, well, here goes nothing... all he did was swallow a Robitussin soft-gel, and doze off into a three-movie dream, then awoke and said "Whoa - I don't know Kung Fu!?"

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rochabp said:
no wonder Muscletech products are so effective :p

...im gonna invent Placebo-Drol
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...and adding the word "harcore" in tough looking letters adds exponential benefit increases...But only after the lases of Placebo-Crol start to dip should you introdice Placebo-Drol Hardcore, where the only added incredient is the soy ink for the word on the label.
 
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