One liner Jokes!

[TipTopShape]

Do you have any? Share one! Here is mine!

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. :AR15firing:

 

[Hyde]

This is the oldest & best thread bump I’ve ever seen

I used to dislike facial hair, but it grew on me.

 

[Rad83]

I’d tell ya a joke about pizza …but it’s too cheesy

 

[skinnybones]

“ is that your face? Or did your neck throw up“

 

[skinnybones]

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that tiny thing…?

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

horse walks into a bar, bartender asks; "why the long face?"

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

what do you call a paraplegic behind a ski boat? "Skip"

 

[Hyde]

Cops responded to a domestic disturbance between two peanuts - turns out one was a salted.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

a white guy, a black guy, and a jew all walk into a bar, bartender asks; "what is this, some kind of joke?"

 

[sammpedd88]

She’s so fat her bathtub has stretch marks.

 

[Beau]

Giraffe walk into a bar. "Highballs are on me", he says.

 

[GreenMachineX]

What's the leading cause of dry skin?






Towels...

 

[sammpedd88]

What does a teenage girl in West Virginia say after she’s had sex?

Daddy get off me you’re smashing my cigarettes!

 

[Burnfire]

Why don’t chickens wear pants? Their pecker is on their face.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

how does a mom in WV know when her daughters on the rag? her sons dick tastes like blood

 

[Beau]

Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and a pick-pocket?

A pick-pocket snatches watches.

 

[skinnybones]

how does a mom in WV know when her daughters on the rag? her sons dick tastes like blood

Omg lol
……dude

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

Omg lol
……dude

I dint start the WV jokes but I'm pretty sure I just ended them ~

 

[sammpedd88]

A girl in WV had to give her dad a BJ so she could use the car. She said dad why does your dick taste like shitt?

He said, your brother used the car earlier today.

 

[sammpedd88]

A girl in WV says: Dad, can I borrow the car tonight? He replies, you know what to do. So she goes down on him, stops suddenly and yells: Gross dad, your wang tastes like ****! He replies: Sorry honey, I forgot that your brother has the car tonight!

I beat you to that one!! Look at my post above yours

Sick minds think alike!

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

damn I forgot that one @!@!

 

[sammpedd88]

What are the odds on that joke!
Bubba in WV comes running home from school and says: Mom, I just had sex! She angrily yells: Go tell your father this instant! Bubba says: Dad, I just had sex for the 1st time! His dad asks if he's gonna do it again? And he replies: Yup, just as soon as my asshole quits hurting.

Dude I know right! That’s a good one too!

 

[beefyfan]

What's the difference between MLK Day and St. Patrick's Day? On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.

 

[MikeWay]

What do undead bodybuilders crave?
*"gaaaaains...."*

 

[SkRaw85]

Wanna hear a covid joke? You probably won’t get it.

 

[SkRaw85]

Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and a pick-pocket?

A pick-pocket snatches watches.

Sly