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Do you have any? Share one! Here is mine!

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. :AR15firing:
 

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A girl in WV had to give her dad a BJ so she could use the car. She said dad why does your dick taste like shitt?

He said, your brother used the car earlier today.
 

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A girl in WV says: Dad, can I borrow the car tonight? He replies, you know what to do. So she goes down on him, stops suddenly and yells: Gross dad, your wang tastes like ****! He replies: Sorry honey, I forgot that your brother has the car tonight!
I beat you to that one!! Look at my post above yours

Sick minds think alike!
 

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What are the odds on that joke!
Bubba in WV comes running home from school and says: Mom, I just had sex! She angrily yells: Go tell your father this instant! Bubba says: Dad, I just had sex for the 1st time! His dad asks if he's gonna do it again? And he replies: Yup, just as soon as my asshole quits hurting.
Dude I know right! That’s a good one too!
 

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What's the difference between MLK Day and St. Patrick's Day? On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish. 😂
 

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