Oh wow. Unknown substance on Lions field...
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houseman
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New coach Dick Jauron immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the......goal line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
New coach Dick Jauron immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the......goal line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
jmh80
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I heard something similar down here in the aftermath of Katrina.
"There was a leak in the roof of the Superdome during the storm. Rain began to leak on top of a section of the evacuees inside in the stands. So, officials moved the people in the section of stands underneath the leak to the Saints enzone.
A place the team hasn't been all season."
"There was a leak in the roof of the Superdome during the storm. Rain began to leak on top of a section of the evacuees inside in the stands. So, officials moved the people in the section of stands underneath the leak to the Saints enzone.
A place the team hasn't been all season."
Iron Warrior
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LMAO, the Lions players obviously don't recognize the goal line because they haven't been there enough.
Pioneer
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Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
A: Because then Detroit would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
A: Because then Detroit would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road