Oh wow. Unknown substance on Lions field...

[houseman]

Detroit Lion football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

 

[houseman]

....more


New coach Dick Jauron immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the......goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

 

[dsl]

Someone was trying to get out of practice for the day.:rofl:

 

[DmitryWI]

LOL They scared own fans wanna kill 'em, how bad they suck

 

[McBurly]

This is too funny to be true.

 

[jmh80]

I heard something similar down here in the aftermath of Katrina.

"There was a leak in the roof of the Superdome during the storm. Rain began to leak on top of a section of the evacuees inside in the stands. So, officials moved the people in the section of stands underneath the leak to the Saints enzone.
A place the team hasn't been all season."

 

[EEmain]

....more


New coach Dick Jauron immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the......goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

:rofl:

 

[Iron Warrior]

LMAO, the Lions players obviously don't recognize the goal line because they haven't been there enough.

 

[Pioneer]

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
A: Because then Detroit would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road