Official Drunk Post

ReaperX

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Ok I figured this would be fun to do and if not then flame me that way I can delete this, but if your out one night and get buzzed or (up to but not excluding deathly drunk), feel free to post whatever is on your mind gramatically correct or incorrect.:bb:

If you want to include pictures about the night that is also acceptable.


Topics:

-women (or men for you ladies)
-job
-money
-politics
-how you got c0ckblocked
-whatever happened earlier in the night
-how the woman you were going after was really a guy
-etc.....

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I like it. I stay away from boards when I'm drinking. But I could make an exception. It will have to be this week though, cuz I'm giving it up for quite a while.

I like it. Make sure it gets bumped regularly.
 
When i first turned 21 i had numerous posts on boards like this.


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I always dreaded the next morning. As ive gotten older i enjoy chatting with my pillow when im drunk rather than logging online. I do think this thread will definatly deliver some interesting posts though
 
I have had a sleeping problem for a couple years now, every now and then I take sleep aids to help me fall asleep. To make them kick in faster I'll down it with a smirnoff or something. I always end up getting really hyper and bouncing around the house laughing and doing some dumb ****, Chad laughs and knows that the medicine is kicking in and tells me to go to sleep, then I pass out. I do some pretty stupid stuff and pretty sure next time i do it will get online and write some dumb stuff too.
 
last weekend at this beachside bar/club...me and one of the bouncers had a pose down right in the middle of the place...no shirts....i had a lot of friends after i did that...:think:
 
ReaperX said:
How did the bouncer look ?
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he was thicker than me.....but no where cut like me......overall i feel i won the event.....and 3 random people sent shots my way..:thumbsup: ..gotta love free shots
 
TripDog said:
he was thicker than me.....but no where cut like me......overall i feel i won the event.....and 3 random people sent shots my way..:thumbsup: ..gotta love free shots
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yea, why is it that you bodybuilders can go to a bar, look pissed off the entire time, yet people not just girls buy you shots? what's the deal?
 
Otter_Wife said:
yea, why is it that you bodybuilders can go to a bar, look pissed off the entire time, yet people not just girls buy you shots? what's the deal?
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i get hit on by as many guys in daytona as girls....i guess there's a lot of homo's in daytona...thank god im moving!!
 
TripDog said:
i get hit on by as many guys in daytona as girls....i guess there's a lot of homo's in daytona...thank god im moving!!
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I'll never forget when Chad and I went to the gay bar with some of my friends, ( music is better the hiphop clubs ) I wasnt 21 yet but in Texas if your spouse is 21 you can legally drink with them, and i was talking to the owner and he looks at Chad, "That's your husband? :food: " "Is he as good as he looks?" haha I reply with a "hell yeah" and he gets all jealous " Lucky B*tch!"

I got called a lucky ***** from a gay guy. Chad gets hit on by more guys everywhere we go. Kinda makes me wonder...:think: :think:
 
Otter_Wife said:
yea, why is it that you bodybuilders can go to a bar, look pissed off the entire time, yet people not just girls buy you shots? what's the deal?
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that **** happens to me to, i don't have any idea why though. maybe cause they get intimidated and want to be on your good side. :nutkick:
 
sdmf45 said:
that **** happens to me to, i don't have any idea why though. maybe cause they get intimidated and want to be on your good side. :nutkick:
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i think thats true..and were like 60% cooler than most people being bodybuilders and all...
 
I am so f-ed up rigt now... i went ot a cub and like every girl there that was w. a bunck of other irls totally **** blocked me ....*****es! I danced with this reallyy old chick wwhich was prolly liek 30 er so... her husband watced while i dry humped the **** our of her lol! SHew looked way hot dancing goh that woman knew the farking moves....wawaweewa lol and huh...lol i took some powerfull while ago and im gonna drink the rest of theis vodka the girls we went out with didnt drink and im hoping I will pass out... lol ..... .. .... .. .. .. .. lo. umm yeah so lol.... pass out .... word up to PAL and ALRI and all the sweet supp companies which will be assisting me drive home sunday morning hahahahaha leviathan beterr get me sober hha or else im ffarkes haha haha so anywaty im gonna chig this**** and pass out so you guys if you never her from me again blame it on the farking powerfull and vodka hahaha haha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaInvalid Link Removed
 
Otter_Wife said:
I got called a lucky ***** from a gay guy. Chad gets hit on by more guys everywhere we go. Kinda makes me wonder...:think: :think:
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Honestly, it seems that the bigger my arms get, the more MEN it attracts. Most of the time it's straight men in an ambiguously gay and creepy manner. It used to creep me out, but now I'm starting to get desensitized to it.
 
im pretty tanked, and to top it off this is my 1st night on arimidex, after almost a year on TRT, I decided to celebrate my start of feeeeling gooood, with 1 night of moderate drinking before going on my big weight loss phase.
WHAT A NIGHT!

I could go on for paragraphs, but no1 would read it, so many things happened tonight, I had very very high MOJO, it was amazing, saw this chick i rooted acouple years ago, the club was packed, bumped into another chick i knew from a while back who im slowly working on. people full thinking im on drugs due to my confidence ahhhh so much, my body wasnt used to such a high T:E ratio 1st 15 mins of being in the club I thought i was gonna get into a fight, and this is one club u dont wana get into a punch up, but everyone is friendly otherwise cause of this. I have never been so confident in my life i had to hold myself back from just being superman infront of random chicks.

its almost 3am now I have my wrist stamp, Im sobbering up abit I think I might go back for some more craziness.


This night is probly my 2nd best night ever, only to be topped by the 1st and only night i dumped a pill in this same club,

:djparty:
 
I'm nott too wasted and decided to scall it an early night tonight. So anyways, we started drinking earlier in the night at the bars and I was out with a few of my friends. We were standing around and out of the corner of my eyes I saw this girl fall down gflat on her face. *thump* really loud just like that. I feel kinda bad but me and my friends were just looking atr her. Eventually some guy comes over and helps pick her up (we're still watching). There is a small pool of blood on the floor and a tooth on the ground. Apparentlyshe knocked out her tooth when she decided to fall flatr on her face.

I guess you had to be there to get the full expierence. Also too, holy shlt the guy who glelped her up is kinda putting his arm around her and trying to comfort her and whatever (she wasn't bad looking) but we all know he's just trying to be the hero now cuz he's probably looking to hit that later on sometime. what a chode.

I wish I had a pic of it:(
 
......it's like 10 to 4.........jus got home.....been out all night keepin it real.....i'm gonna be a sore ******* tomarow............
 
I am durnk posting lol..... just wanted to interject.... leviathan rpm and aspire 36(low dose) mixed with jager bombs is generally a BAD idea.... doing the bump and grind with a very large erection is only a good idea with those you trust :):):)
 
ReaperX said:
damn, aspire AND levithan eh ? Felt that need to 'go the extra mile' eh ?
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brings out the beast!!! - the aspire that I took was the one where I had separated the powder in half so I ended up with just a half dose. Only sides were a snotty nose this morning. Also I am happy to report no hangover from 3 jager bombs and 3 soco+cokes
 
guys alcohol is really making me LOSE weight! i lost 4 pounds over the weekend another 2 pounds last night. It seems like I am losing it from my belly! I am about to start back eating like a mofo if Im gonna keep drinking lol...GOH
 
Just to give a heads up tonight will probably be my last night posting in this thread - Im getting trashed because I am going to start my next cycle tuesday or wednesday next week. I am going to be a guinea pig for running epistane and Superdrol together. Plus it will be my first cycle. Look forward to a badass log :):):)
 
Superdrol and epi ?


For a first time I recommend doing epi first. Then Superdrol later, there's no need to rush both compounds. I didn't see Taurine in your cluster. Superdrol=back pumps, just as long as your aware.
 
ReaperX said:
Superdrol and epi ?


For a first time I recommend doing epi first. Then Superdrol later, there's no need to rush both compounds. I didn't see Taurine in your cluster. Superdrol=back pumps, just as long as your aware.
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yep.. forgot to list... taurine = wally world :)
 
I'm finishing PCT next Sunday and I might get sh!t faced in about 1 month at my cousins wedding. I puked blood 3 times last time I got sh!t faced. I lost count after 15 drinks which were a mix of vodka and sprite or hennessey and coke with some beers sprinkled in. My throat quivers every time I smell the hennessey LOL
 
I'm kinda wastee right now. There aws another girl who fell down tonight. She was pretty wasted and just fell backwards and hit her head on the concerte and made a loud *thump*. Some guy came over to help her up while at the same time feeling up her tltties....wow what a gentleman. I'll admit I was laughing the whole time I saw this go down. oh yeah my girlfriend was there too so i guess i couldn't have done it. shyea.
 
Gotta be honest, this would be 10000000x better if you guys posted audioclips of what you wanted to say instead of just posting it.
 
thesinner said:
Gotta be honest, this would be 10000000x better if you guys posted audioclips of what you wanted to say instead of just posting it.
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haha! sweet idea bro! Im starting my cycle tuesday though so asfar as this thread is concerned - im done for a couple months...
 
ugh gays. I was at this party months back and this girl left her guy friend there. He lived by me so I figured what the hell. Turns out he was gay and in the car he was asking me things like
you would let a guy suck u off
have you ever thought about it
can I see it
can I suck u off

I said no to all of those, then he goes have you ever let a guy do it and I said no. And he goes well how do you know you wont like it. I just looked straight ahead after that.

I get more compliments from guys than girls, maybe males prefer me haha. Sorry I like girls!
 
ITHURTZ said:
ugh gays. I was at this party months back and this girl left her guy friend there. He lived by me so I figured what the hell. Turns out he was gay and in the car he was asking me things like
you would let a guy suck u off
have you ever thought about it
can I see it
can I suck u off

I said no to all of those, then he goes have you ever let a guy do it and I said no. And he goes well how do you know you wont like it. I just looked straight ahead after that.

I get more compliments from guys than girls, maybe males prefer me haha. Sorry I like girls!
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You should have said " Have you shot yourself in the head before ? " " How do you know you won't like it ? " Some gay dudes just have no shame these days and they need these messages to basically let them know that they need to stop hitting on straight guys.
 
ITHURTZ said:
ugh gays. I was at this party months back and this girl left her guy friend there. He lived by me so I figured what the hell. Turns out he was gay and in the car he was asking me things like
you would let a guy suck u off
have you ever thought about it
can I see it
can I suck u off

I said no to all of those, then he goes have you ever let a guy do it and I said no. And he goes well how do you know you wont like it. I just looked straight ahead after that.

I get more compliments from guys than girls, maybe males prefer me haha. Sorry I like girls!
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Wow..........that would make me so uncomfortable. :blink:
 
brywal312 said:
guys alcohol is really making me LOSE weight! i lost 4 pounds over the weekend another 2 pounds last night. It seems like I am losing it from my belly! I am about to start back eating like a mofo if Im gonna keep drinking lol...GOH
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makes me loose weight too...........it's mostly water weight homie
 
ive got a funny drunk story from the other night.... keep in mind this is all in iraq
ok, so this guy thats a complete p.o.s. finaly got promoted after 8 years to e-5. well 4 days after his promotion he decided to get drunk in his room. ok, so alot of people do that even though its illegal, but this idiot did it on a day that he was on 24 hour call. so what happens,.... hes drinking around 2200 at night and ends up gettin called to go on mission around midnight. the worst part to this is he is the driver of the first sargents vehicle!
they leave the gate and are out in country. the first sargent just assumes that hes tired and thats why hes all over the road. after about two hours they come back in. nobody noticed that he was drunk until he went to park the vehicle.
he somehow managed to park the vehicle in the wrong parking lot and while doing so he also managed to run straight into the colonels vehicle.
it gets better. he thinks noone sees him but then he realizes the mp office is across the street so he runs. he ran straight to his room with the key to the vehicle. they came and arrested him later that night. he denied that he was in the vehicle even though he had the key, the vehicel was signed out to him and his friggin name is on the window.
 
motive said:
ive got a funny drunk story from the other night.... keep in mind this is all in iraq
ok, so this guy thats a complete p.o.s. finaly got promoted after 8 years to e-5. well 4 days after his promotion he decided to get drunk in his room. ok, so alot of people do that even though its illegal, but this idiot did it on a day that he was on 24 hour call. so what happens,.... hes drinking around 2200 at night and ends up gettin called to go on mission around midnight. the worst part to this is he is the driver of the first sargents vehicle!
they leave the gate and are out in country. the first sargent just assumes that hes tired and thats why hes all over the road. after about two hours they come back in. nobody noticed that he was drunk until he went to park the vehicle.
he somehow managed to park the vehicle in the wrong parking lot and while doing so he also managed to run straight into the colonels vehicle.
it gets better. he thinks noone sees him but then he realizes the mp office is across the street so he runs. he ran straight to his room with the key to the vehicle. they came and arrested him later that night. he denied that he was in the vehicle even though he had the key, the vehicel was signed out to him and his friggin name is on the window.
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Damn that's crazy. So what's gonna happen to him ?


on a side note: My friend told me when he was in Iraq before, his sargent told everyone that if anyone gets afraid or wimps out and ditches his fellow soldiers, he'll automatically kill you no questions asked. Is this true ?
 
ReaperX said:
Damn that's crazy. So what's gonna happen to him ?


on a side note: My friend told me when he was in Iraq before, his sargent told everyone that if anyone gets afraid or wimps out and ditches his fellow soldiers, he'll automatically kill you no questions asked. Is this true ?
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haha hell no thats not true. people puss out all the time. its amazing what goes on with people you thought you knew when something does actualy take place.

as for him... he will probably be kicked out. hes being gaurded all day until they decide what to do with him.
 
HAHA! thread resurrected.... I was really pissed with myslf about my lifts today so i literally waked out of the gym...went back to the house...showered and drove 3 hours straight to my friends appartment where he and some guys were getting wasted at college... yeah so...we shakll see how or if sd,epi and alcohol in various forms mix....i got quite intoxicated tonight and stil feel pretty good....its stil quite early in the cycle so im not THAT worried about i but....w/e tis life....I needed tonight..reallly awesome night....it was a guys night so unfortunately no pics because there was not a designated photograper...lol anyway...goodnight/morning guys... **** being sick ****ing up your gains it willl make you KILL yourself trying to make them what you think they should be... I am pretty sure I ****ed up my back doiing deads today....really hurt...et another important reason for the alcohol tonight.... still hit up my cissus though... anyway... good night/moning peacce....
 
Tight ! 3 hrs is a long ass drive though. I forgot to ask you this and its probably more important to have it in your log, but are you getting bloodwork bry ?
 
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