New State Slogans

Skye

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> > New State Slogans

> > Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

> > Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

> > Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

> > Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

> > California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

> > Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

> > Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

> > Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

> > Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

> > Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

> > Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

> > Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

> > Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

> > Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

> > Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

> > Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

> > Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

> > Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

> > Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

> > Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

> > Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

> > Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

> > Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

> > Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

> > Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

> > Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

> > Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

> > Nevada: Poker and Prostitutes!

> > New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

> > New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

> > New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

> > New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...

> > North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

> > North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

> > Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

> > Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

> > Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner

> > Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

> > Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

> > South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

> > South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

> > Tennessee: The Educashun State

> > Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)

> > Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

> > Vermont: Yep

> > Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

> > Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

> > Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

> > West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!

> > Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

> > Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!!!
 
> > Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids


Bwahaha....Its the truth.
 
> > New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

I could see one of those Gotti kids saying it right now lol
 
Skye said:
> > New State Slogans


> > Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

"Ironically anti-gay AND pro-cockfighting at the same time!"

"Smell that fresh meth lab!"

"Racing Texas for Death Penalty bragging rights!"

"Rush Limbaugh on three stations simultaneously!"

"We pretend to like Indians when tourists show up!"

"Our cattle-truck turnovers make national news!"

"Domestic violence/sexual assault capital of the South!"

"Number one in football; number 50 in oral hygeine!"

"Check the birth census--our 14-year-old girls put out!"

"We celebrate Woody Guthrie annually, but if he were actually still alive we'd run the likes of him out of the state!"

"Fastest spread of teen STD's anywhere!"

"Our water is better than Arkansas', because that's where we illegally dump our chicken waste!"

"Even our Democrats are Republicans!"

"High poverty rates, but giant churches!"
 
> > New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

Your damn right! Dirty Jersey in the house!
 
Puerto Rico: Like New York, only without taxes.

I wanted say "Hey there buddy...", but it's true! Are you boriqua Sweet-Physique!
 
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