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Need help creating a billboard with our new model!!

Yeah - but you are old D. You have an excuse at this point in your life. But - in your youthful state, I bet you could do said things.
 
Thank you, JMH80! I've been trying to play the old card for weeks now and nobody let's me, at least you cut me a break. :p You are the man now, I pass the golden calculator as I take my cane and walk out to the retirement home (where I can formulate new products in peace!)
 
"I just banged a Gorilla.... " and have a PA system blaring Gorilla noises.. 'Matrix' " with Foam cannons shooting at random cars by the billboard.

That is so simple, it's perfect... I use it for UbiCorp all the time.
 
Ubiquitous said:
"I just banged a Gorilla.... " and have a PA system blaring Gorilla noises.. 'Matrix' " with Foam cannons shooting at random cars by the billboard.

That is so simple, it's perfect... I use it for UbiCorp all the time.
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Sounds great! But dude, it was a girl gorilla at least, right?
 
:toofunny:

I tried to rep you for that Ubi - but I must cheat on you first.

Good sh*t man.

But - can you involve a midget with that bilboard? A midget pornstar?
 
Well, if you found out later that it did turn out to be a boy gorilla and you just couldn't tell for sure at the time, or a really hot girl gorilla, or a midget porn star (any of those three or a few others maybe) I guess that would be cool too, I think.. :thumbsup:
 
If you're looking to compete with the two biggest energy drinks out there (monster and redbull), try playing off their slogans. Something like...

"Come on, baby, show me what a real beast is like"
"You don't need wings to fly with me"

Or, just go the Tyrone Biggums route: "Cocaine in a can, Baby!"
 
I've got an idea. We should have the model and the girl in Somewhat's av kiss each other - with a matrix bottle between them.

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't need a tag line for a billboard like that.
 
jmh80 said:
I've got an idea. We should have the model and the girl in Somewhat's av kiss each other - with a matrix bottle between them.

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't need a tag line for a billboard like that.
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Damn, if ever chemistry stops working for you, go into maketing. :)

Good one.
 
Just some thoughts on on liner slogans.

"What keeps you Going?"

"Can you Handle This?"


"Longer and Harder"... ..... "Get more from your Workout!"
 
So heres another idea.

You'll have to picture it in your head.

The billboard would be like this

A guy carring a gym bag(then you could put IBE-technology on it) with the a matrix bottle showing (or just has it in his hand). That would be a close up so you only see part of the guy and the bottle of matrix. (so it appears closer than the girl)

In the backgound you could have him at the the gym and have you model dressed up to be sexy trainer.

"Are you ready for your workout?"
"Ready for a workout!"
 
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