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my lack of sex thread

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Jayhawkk said:
All women are two wine coolers away from being lesbians...At least for the night lol
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LOL...I have seen that first hand Hawkk man!;)...oh!..and also a boone's strawberry hill is a sure shot!..ahhhh!..dem good ole' days!
 
Jayhawkk said:
All women are two wine coolers away from being lesbians...At least for the night lol
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bslick69b said:
LOL...I have seen that first hand Hawkk man!;)...oh!..and also a boone's strawberry hill is a sure shot!..ahhhh!..dem good ole' days!
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bslick69b said:
:laugh:
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Down this way we call Wine Coolers "Tart Fuel" ..... and another popular Temporary-Lesbian-Converting-Aid is the "Turbo Shandy" - Half beer, Half Smirnolf Ice :bandit:
 
i had a friend, always bought gin. This was when i was underage. We just drank gin and sprite all the time it was pretty awful after awhile lol.
 
im hardly ever lacking in the sex department, and maybe for some its kinda hard to get layed but i dont see the reasoning behind making a thread to complain about your lack of sex....... and yes i like vagsh.
 
Man I remember when I turned 18 and could get in clubs, a friend of mine drank gin. Tasted like Pine needles to me.
 
Yeah, this is one of the reasons no one is getting laid these days, men nor women.

Women's lib had a huge a side-effect, it left women with a huge overly (unrealistic) picky criteria.

I won't have sex with a man unless he looks like brad pitt, has the emotional intelligence of a woman (and at THE SAME TIME) he's super masculine, but can connect on your feelings... Oh, and he needs to have the intelligence of a PHD, while having the street smarts of a thug.

Mmm ok, I want a monstertruck that runs on water, can fly and I want it to cost as much as lollipop.

Pickiness is cool, but leave that for getting married. We just got this huge world today where most people ain't getting enough. Cheer up, its just sex, lol. Leave the pickiness for when looking for marriage.
 
Alek said:
Women's lib had a huge a side-effect, it left women with a huge overly (unrealistic) picky criteria.
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Same with the effects of free porn. Every man now expects woman to willingly partake in unspeakable acts . . . . I know I do :bandit:
 
Alek said:
Yeah, this is one of the reasons no one is getting laid these days, men nor women.

Women's lib had a huge a side-effect, it left women with a huge overly (unrealistic) picky criteria.

I won't have sex with a man unless he looks like brad pitt, has the emotional intelligence of a woman (and at THE SAME TIME) he's super masculine, but can connect on your feelings... Oh, and he needs to have the intelligence of a PHD, while having the street smarts of a thug.

Mmm ok, I want a monstertruck that runs on water, can fly and I want it to cost as much as lollipop.

Pickiness is cool, but leave that for getting married. We just got this huge world today where most people ain't getting enough. Cheer up, its just sex, lol. Leave the pickiness for when looking for marriage.
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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Good luck getting laid.

I think if a guy had 3 of those qualities you would be lucky as hell.

I'm just curious, what do you mean by emotional intelligence as a women? He's sensitive? or he cries like a little girl?
 
Cellardude said:
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Good luck getting laid.

I think if a guy had 3 of those qualities you would be lucky as hell.

I'm just curious, what do you mean by emotional intelligence as a women? He's sensitive? or he cries like a little girl?
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Mmm, I'm a dude lol. I was quoting what the average woman lists as her criteria nowadays.

No wonder so many women are sexually frustrated. They've all been lied to by disney and hollywood that they'll get a prince on a shiny white horse, and they refuse to settle for less.

Which would be fine, if they (these women) were anywnere nearly as high-quality as their pickiness.

The average woman will refer to any man with less than bill-clinton-level charisma as a "creepy loser". Yet you won't see her walk into a room of strangers and introducing herself to everyone... etc..

This is a good page on the phenomenon:
nomarriage.com/perfectguy.html

and

nomarriage.com/fd.html
 
Alek said:
Mmm, I'm a dude lol. I was quoting what the average woman lists as her criteria nowadays.

No wonder so many women are sexually frustrated. They've all been lied to by disney and hollywood that they'll get a prince on a shiny white horse, and they refuse to settle for less.

Which would be fine, if they (these women) were anywnere nearly as high-quality as their pickiness.

The average woman will refer to any man with less than bill-clinton-level charisma as a "creepy loser". Yet you won't see her walk into a room of strangers and introducing herself to everyone... etc..

This is a good page on the phenomenon:
nomarriage.com/perfectguy.html

and

nomarriage.com/fd.html
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my bad. I still think that women aren't THAT picky as you mentioned. You forget, that women are humans, and they would like to get some just as much as you or me. Heck, look at starfish. She wants some so much that she posted it up.

I would say that most girls have a social circle in that they don't want others to perceive them as sluts so they keep this stuff to themselves. Truthfully they all want to be spanked hard. :laugh:

Also, as you can see black star seems to want some every day since she's on anavar. I'm sure girls have just as strong of a sexual appetite as guys. They don't want to be perceived as an easy girl so they set standards and "test" that guys will have to sort of pass. The fact that they want some just as much as guys doesn't change. I',m pretty sure if you saw a hot ass girl in the street, she too would probably want some. But constantly being hit on by guys with the same casual lines has become a boring. What makes that guy who just used that pick up line any different from the other? So what, one of them looked better, doesn't change the fact that their just like any other guy.

Some girls you'll need to blow out of the waters, and some just need a good nudge in the right place. :burnout:

Blackstar, Please tell me if I'm inaccurate with any of this stuff.
 
Alek said:
This is a good page on the phenomenon:
nomarriage.com/perfectguy.html

and

nomarriage.com/fd.html
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That webpage speaks the truth. Reps for that Amen. :bandit:

...and this in no way reflects my opinion on BlackFish, and yes I am a miserable failed marrage skeptic, but read this and tell me it DOESN'T make sense:

Why marriage no longer makes sense.
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Traditional marriage balances different privileges and obligations for men and women. Modern woman wants all the benefits of "equality" without any of the responsibilities.

Traditional Western culture balanced special privileges for women with special obligations, and the same for men.

Equality states that no one get special privileges, and that responsibilities and rights should be equally shared.

Either system is balanced and fair. The problem with modern Western culture is that many women want only the positives from both systems:

They want special privileges from the traditional system (men paying, being "gentlemen" by using special deferential manners and language to women, being the main breadwinner, etc) but not the old-fashioned obligations (being modest and ladylike, being a housewife, etc).

They want the positives of equality (rights, equal access to work and education, etc) without the responsibilities (paying your own way financially a full 50% for life, taking risks with no safety net, and taking your lumps without complaint like men do...not expecting to be protected or sheltered from harsh reality, etc).

You can't take only the good from both systems...you have to take the bad with the good in any balance you strike. When women try to have their cake and eat it in this way, the bad doesn't disappear...it gets paid by men, and this is why the current culture is one of exploitation by selfish hypocritical women...and it's why men are tired of the inequity.

If American women chose one system or the other and took their full share of the bad with the good there would be no problem. But current American culture discourages women being looked at critically, instead projecting all blame unjustly onto men; and so the inequity is rationalized away.

This is why other cultures which haven't got this fucked up as far as gender relations go, start to look attractive. The women there expect to give as well as get.
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Cellardude said:
my bad. I still think that women aren't THAT picky as you mentioned. You forget, that women are humans, and they would like to get some just as much as you or me. Heck, look at starfish. :laugh: She wants some so much that she posted it up.

I would say that most girls have a social circle in that they don't want others to perceive them as sluts so they keep this stuff to themselves. Truthfully they all want to be spanked hard. :laugh:

Also, as you can see black star :laugh: seems to want some every day since she's on anavar. I'm sure girls have just as strong of a sexual appetite as guys. They don't want to be perceived as an easy girl so they set standards and "test" that guys will have to sort of pass. The fact that they want some just as much as guys doesn't change. I',m pretty sure if you saw a hot ass girl in the street, she too would probably want some. But constantly being hit on by guys with the same casual lines has become a boring. What makes that guy who just used that pick up line any different from the other? So what, one of them looked better, doesn't change the fact that their just like any other guy.

Some girls you'll need to blow out of the waters, and some just need a good nudge in the right place. :burnout:

Blackstar, Please tell me if I'm inaccurate with any of this stuff.
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Starfish, Black Star - :crackhead: What, next? Chocolate Starfish? :toofunny: I think you mean the ever-lovely BlackFish
 
Cellardude said:
my bad. I still think that women aren't THAT picky as you mentioned. You forget, that women are humans, and they would like to get some just as much as you or me. Heck, look at starfish. She wants some so much that she posted it up.

I would say that most girls have a social circle in that they don't want others to perceive them as sluts so they keep this stuff to themselves. Truthfully they all want to be spanked hard. :laugh:

Also, as you can see black star seems to want some every day since she's on anavar. I'm sure girls have just as strong of a sexual appetite as guys. They don't want to be perceived as an easy girl so they set standards and "test" that guys will have to sort of pass. The fact that they want some just as much as guys doesn't change. I',m pretty sure if you saw a hot ass girl in the street, she too would probably want some. But constantly being hit on by guys with the same casual lines has become a boring. What makes that guy who just used that pick up line any different from the other? So what, one of them looked better, doesn't change the fact that their just like any other guy.

Some girls you'll need to blow out of the waters, and some just need a good nudge in the right place. :burnout:

Blackstar, Please tell me if I'm inaccurate with any of this stuff.
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Well doh! But that's the point. The pickiness is artificial. They want sex, just as much, but they prohibit themselves and men from having it, because of this overinflated list of "criteria" they convince themselves a man must fill.

They get hit on by guys who are all the same bohoooo... oh poor thing... You're offered hamburgers and french fries for free all day, and you deserve caviar, poor thing :(

See my point? They're complaining about "being hit on by creepy guys" all the time = (translation) = why won't george clooney hit on me.

How about the fact that we have to make the moves on women who are all the same (nothing makes one unique), but we gotta pretend like she's special so she give us some.

Again, its that whole disney thing. Women are bred into our culture to believe they're all a special little princess. When in fact they're just another lame boring woman. Another lame boring woman complaining all she meets is "another lame boring guy".
 
Alek said:
Whoa back up there, we women are not all alike just as guys are not all the same.







Well doh! But that's the point. The pickiness is artificial. They want sex, just as much, but they prohibit themselves and men from having it, because of this overinflated list of "criteria" they convince themselves a man must fill.

They get hit on by guys who are all the same bohoooo... oh poor thing... You're offered hamburgers and french fries for free all day, and you deserve caviar, poor thing :(

We do not all get hit on constantly . As far as pickiness being artificial, bullshit! Some of us want sex, but only in comitted relationships. I sure don't want any diseases from the type of people that sleep around casually or define themselves by their need for sex.

See my point? They're complaining about "being hit on by creepy guys" all the time = (translation) = why won't george clooney hit on me.There are some truly classless creepy guys out there with no discretion to what they say and do, th same goes for women.

How about the fact that we have to make the moves on women who are all the same (nothing makes one unique), but we gotta pretend like she's special so she give us some.
If we were all the same then I guess it does not matter who you end up with, morals, kindness and interest would all be the exact same.
Again, its that whole disney thing. Women are bred into our culture to believe they're all a special little princess. When in fact they're just another lame boring woman. Another lame boring woman complaining all she meets is "another lame boring guy".
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I have refrained from posting in this thread because anavar does not make you a horny ****ing machine. I do not discuss sex with total strangers, its really none of their business. And well it lacks a certain class that I think we women lifters have to fight hard enough to be treated with respect and taken seriously. Not all of us are raised to be princesses.
 
crader said:
I have refrained from posting in this thread because anavar does not make you a horny ****ing machine. I do not discuss sex with total strangers, its really none of their business. And well it lacks a certain class that I think we women lifters have to fight hard enough to be treated with respect and taken seriously. Not all of us are raised to be princesses.
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:owned2: :laugh:
 
crader said:
I have refrained from posting in this thread because anavar does not make you a horny ****ing machine. I do not discuss sex with total strangers, its really none of their business. And well it lacks a certain class that I think we women lifters have to fight hard enough to be treated with respect and taken seriously. Not all of us are raised to be princesses.
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well you are married lol.
 
crader said:
I have refrained from posting in this thread because anavar does not make you a horny ****ing machine.
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I agree, although I think to be taking it while not getting any would lead to some sexual frustration. I'm sorry if you feel my postings/starting this thread has put female bodybuilders in a bad light. That was obviously not my intention.
 
Alek said:
Mmm, I'm a dude lol. I was quoting what the average woman lists as her criteria nowadays.

No wonder so many women are sexually frustrated. They've all been lied to by disney and hollywood that they'll get a prince on a shiny white horse, and they refuse to settle for less.

Which would be fine, if they (these women) were anywnere nearly as high-quality as their pickiness.

The average woman will refer to any man with less than bill-clinton-level charisma as a "creepy loser". Yet you won't see her walk into a room of strangers and introducing herself to everyone... etc..

This is a good page on the phenomenon:
nomarriage.com/perfectguy.html

and

nomarriage.com/fd.html
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Lmao.... it sounds like you need this thread more than anyone.

Part of the problem comes from that fact that women see attractiveness differently than men, especially around my age, and guys have trouble seeing that. Sure, some want to find someone attractive and **** but the majority have other standards that aren't apparent. It doesn't matter if they want someone with a PHD or Brad Pitt; everyone makes their own standards. Hell if I can say fat chicks are disgusting they can say whatever.

It it were symmetric and women saw men as we do them then us lifters would be fighting girls off without any work. It's still naive to think there is some universal way that one sex sees the other but that's how it is.

On a side note, I learned a long time ago to stop trying to psychoanalyze chicks in an effort to either meet them or lay them. Just talk to em all (even the ugly ones have hot friends :laugh:).
 
pistonpump said:
so tell us how it happened? was it the guy you been wanting?
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yup same man. Like I said, don't feel like starting up anything new. Even though me and him will never work out we still have great chemistry...and he started working out again so that'll boost the ol' test levels ;) woo hoo
 
Better question is if you know it will never work out, why are you wasting time on him. You can find someone else to start a new relationship with.
 
dg806 said:
Better question is if you know it will never work out, why are you wasting time on him. You can find someone else to start a new relationship with.
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Too much effort, I can wait for the right person to come along. Hold all comments on how naive and princess-like that is please :)
 
i'm lacking sex at the moment too.... used to have a girlfriend and a 2D relationship which got more depressing everyday.. now i got no one. what's worse.

Anyway, ima hit the clubs tomorrow.. if i can't hook up, ima try again next week and then next week.. if it don't happen... i'm off to hooters.
 
BoyFromAus said:
i'm lacking sex at the moment too.... used to have a girlfriend and a 2D relationship which got more depressing everyday.. now i got no one. what's worse.

Anyway, ima hit the clubs tomorrow.. if i can't hook up, ima try again next week and then next week.. if it don't happen... i'm off to hooters.
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you'll get there! take one for the team

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Chub said:
you'll get there! take one for the team

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haha! you know he's loving that thick chic ;)


ok well thanks everyone for the good jokes in here! ya'll are awesome (except for the one who told me to burn in hell :squintfinger: lol)
 
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