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my lack of sex thread

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Blackfish said:
I've gone out the past few weekends. I have a good time but there really are no men- where I'm at anyway haha. I mean there are but... I don't know if anyone has noticed but it seems like the farther north you go (in the US) the more unattractive people you find.
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HAHA, that's why I love living in Florida baby! Even though I'm not in one of the big cities (love Miami!), when it's hot here it's a lot harder for people to hide under extra clothing!
Blackfish said:
I do always keep my eye out but I'm honestly that bi*ch that shuts down almost every guy who approaches her. I can't help it, I'm too picky and not going to waste my time with a string of pick up lines that are almost identical to the one previous and all totally lame.
I should try to be more open minded though, you are correct in this.
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Ok now I'm curious... you've gotta give us some of the corny lines that you get approached with!
 
buuzer0 said:
But then there's the complete opposite end of the spectrum where you date someone for a really long time and then it turns out that things are terrible once you're together in the bedroom.

Personally, if I'm going to try to start a relationship with someone, I want to know whether the sex is good as early as possible!
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Very true. I'm reasonable, but I could not wait a year on it. Month or two tops. I always kid and say the best piece I ever had was wonderful. But I have a very high sex drive and need a woman the same. If she doesn't, it would not work out.
 
pistonpump said:
so you are the shutdown type? well thats too bad cuz you would never get to know a great guy like myself. I get better the deeper you get but how is a guy like myself supposed to approach a beautiful woman like yourself without getting snobbed/shutdown? You dont have to answer that im just saying personally i like people who are open minded and at least friendly, willing to talk without being judged right away. I mean how can you tell anyway how someone is just by their first approach? Pick up lines? ha! ive never used them but apparently they work for alot of guys. I just come real, thats all i can do.
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I am the shutdown type. And you're right in calling it "snobbed". It is kind of a snobby thing to do. But when someone walks up to me, looks me up and down and licks their lips like the want to eat me and then says they want to buy me a drink... I puke a little in my mouth. Hahah just kidding but really, I have no time for that.

Now if someone comes at me real! That is refreshing and I will give him a few minutes. If he continues to bring it, he will get my time... but really guys like that are few and far between.
 
Looks aren't everything. Looks will fade for both male and female. Then what do you have?
It really is what's on the inside if you are looking for a long term relationship. And the "dating up" thread is a good one to read if you haven't.
 
buuzer0 said:
HAHA, that's why I love living in Florida baby! Even though I'm not in one of the big cities (love Miami!), when it's hot here it's a lot harder for people to hide under extra clothing!


Ok now I'm curious... you've gotta give us some of the corny lines that you get approached with!
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Florida and California, I swear...all of the beautiful people migrate south.

As far as lines, you get all of the typical ones. Then there are the guys that clam up and ask me something like "what's your favorite color"... I mean are you freaking kidding me? Really? Man. I am a snob. :worried: I just want to meet my leonidas ya know?
What would leonidas say to a woman in a bar?
 
dg806 said:
Looks aren't everything. Looks will fade for both male and female. Then what do you have?
It really is what's on the inside if you are looking for a long term relationship. And the "dating up" thread is a good one to read if you haven't.
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Totally read that thread, and completely agree. I've got a nice body but my face is just plain and simple. Not ugly, not hot. Just normal so I have no delusions about needing a super hot guy to match me or something. And to be honest, my ex doesn't have a great body at all but he turns me on like you wouldn't believe just because he is confident and we have chemistry.
 
Blackfish said:
But when someone walks up to me, looks me up and down and licks their lips like the want to eat me and then says they want to buy me a drink... I puke a little in my mouth. Hahah just kidding but really, I have no time for that.
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Well... yeah, guys that do that deserve to get shot down as it's creepy as f%*#. Honestly, if a girl came up to me and did that, I'd be suspicious... not of her wanting to jump me in a good way, but of wanting to JUMP me... as in her and some burly :crackhead: a$$holes attempting to rob me at the end of the night!
 
Blackfish said:
Florida and California, I swear...all of the beautiful people migrate south.

As far as lines, you get all of the typical ones. Then there are the guys that clam up and ask me something like "what's your favorite color"... I mean are you freaking kidding me? Really? Man. I am a snob. :worried: I just want to meet my leonidas ya know?
What would leonidas say to a woman in a bar?
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Honestly, I don't know what "the typical ones" are because I've never used them, but I'd love to hear some so that next time I'm out I can listen out for them... hell I could make a game out of it... every corny cliche pickup line that I hear, take a shot! Unless you're talking about ones I've heard as just corny joke pickup lines like you see in movies when they're trying to portray a character as straight up cheesy/sleazy.

As for Leonidas... i think he'd say something along the lines of, "WOMAN, I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU MY SEED!" :laugh:
 
buuzer0 said:
Well... yeah, guys that do that deserve to get shot down as it's creepy as f%*#. Honestly, if a girl came up to me and did that, I'd be suspicious... not of her wanting to jump me in a good way, but of wanting to JUMP me... as in her and some burly :crackhead: a$$holes attempting to rob me at the end of the night!
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haha YES! If a girl treated you initially the way most guys approach me... it would make you feel dirty. I mean, maybe you'd like it, but really it makes me feel LESS attractive instead of flattered.
I had someone come up to me a couple weeks ago and said "excuse me miss (looking at my EYES btw) I mean no disrespect and don't mean to take up your time, but you are beautiful." After he said that he started to turn around, so I stopped him. Even though that was probably just him PLAYING like he wasn't trying to get some, it worked because it made me smile and didn't make my skin crawl.
 
buuzer0 said:
Honestly, I don't know what "the typical ones" are because I've never used them, but I'd love to hear some so that next time I'm out I can listen out for them... hell I could make a game out of it... every corny cliche pickup line that I hear, take a shot! Unless you're talking about ones I've heard as just corny joke pickup lines like you see in movies when they're trying to portray a character as straight up cheesy/sleazy.

As for Leonidas... i think he'd say something along the lines of, "WOMAN, I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU MY SEED!" :laugh:
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i think he would say this!

[ame="http://youtube.com/watch?v=uHxIssSROjk"]YouTube - 300 give them nothing[/ame]
 
id put my app in but honestly im too far to even try, long distance doesnt work out.

chemisty, real chemisty, i never experienced this until recently and it is amazing! Mentally and physically its like magic.

guys that approach women with the lick your lips, or overbearing type of thing is just stupid, it works if you want to pick up a skank i guess lol. No romance no sweetness, you mine as well be a hole in the wall. I cant stand that, but if im drunk and the girl is asking for it then the animal comes out :lol:

So how many members have messaged you since this thread opened? :whip:
 
pistonpump said:
id put my app
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How do you know I'm not moving to Hawaii in the near future?

chemisty, real chemisty, i never experienced this until recently and it is amazing! Mentally and physically its like magic.
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I agree 100%. I've only had that with one person so far. Electric, blood pulsing, butterflies magic. Nothing like it.

I cant stand that, but if im drunk and the girl is asking for it then the animal comes out :lol:
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Maybe that's what it is. I stopped drinking almost completely about a year ago. Being dead sober while getting hit on by guys fueled with liquid courage isn't so appealing.

So how many members have messaged you since this thread opened? :whip:
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besides your relentless messaging, nobody.


hahahaha totally kidding people, piston hasn't been messaging me :) But really not a lot of PM's, unless it's someone commenting on my man situation. Pointers about low test, religion, other non dirty helpful type messages. And one or two dirty ones. Which is very entertaining while I'm at work thinking about sex anyway !
 
Blackfish said:
Florida and California, I swear...all of the beautiful people migrate south.

As far as lines, you get all of the typical ones. Then there are the guys that clam up and ask me something like "what's your favorite color"... I mean are you freaking kidding me? Really? Man. I am a snob. :worried: I just want to meet my leonidas ya know?
What would leonidas say to a woman in a bar?
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Lets take a step back here:

You are frustrated because most of the men who you meet in bars are full of bad pick-up lines, and <gasp> they want to get into your pants?

When I was a single male I went to bars to get laid, not find a woman who I had actual chemistry with or would want to settle down with. The last time I checked this is still the case with single males.

The truth is that you will probably not ever meet your Leonidas in a bar, because Leonidas wouldn't be caught dead in the bar scene nor would his modern contemporaries (unless of course he was in the mood for some no strings attached sex, which unless I am mistaken is the kind of sex that you are unwilling to have).

Get out of the bars, be yourself, and you will see that good men are not too hard to find.
 
Dadof2 said:
Lets take a step back here:

Get out of the bars, be yourself, and you will see that good men are not too hard to find.
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Um maybe you should take a step back and read all of the posts :)

I like how one person says "don't be such an introvert! Get out and meet guys!"

so I say well, I do get out sometimes but I don't want to meet a man looking for ass in a bar"

and someone else (*ahem) chimes in and says "you idiot what do you think guys are doing at bars??? looking for ass! get out of there."

and good men in general are not hard to find, but one that I want to have sex with is. Hence, this thread.
 
Blackfish said:
haha I like how I just totally outted where you live in my last post! Want me to delete that?

Do you know where? Following some time zone clues?
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i have good intuition i guess...mixed with a lil psychic ability haha

My location is cool, i think everyone knows already.

the chemistry.... yeah simultaneous orgasm is pretty unbelievable i thought it wasnt possible. Then i thought it was fluke, but it happened like 7 out of 10 times after that with this person and believe me she wasnt faking!

Hawaii is nice, you'd love it :thumbsup:
 
im wondering how you are in bed now considering you have alot of standards that need to be fulfilled. Do you think alot in bed too, like one small detail could be not to your taste and you become disinterested? There is nothing wrong with choosing your partner or partners carefully but there is a line when you are getting sexually frustrated. I good looking woman like yourself shouldnt be frustrated which draws me to another question: How often do you masturbate? lol not being perverted just checking if that could help, even just a lil.
 
pistonpump said:
im wondering how you are in bed now considering you have alot of standards that need to be fulfilled. Do you think alot in bed too, like one small detail could be not to your taste and you become disinterested? There is nothing wrong with choosing your partner or partners carefully but there is a line when you are getting sexually frustrated. I good looking woman like yourself shouldnt be frustrated which draws me to another question: How often do you masturbate? lol not being perverted just checking if that could help, even just a lil.
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"In bed" is like the one time I don't think. I love it. Well that and riding motorcycles. Both of those things are like joy and freedom to me. I am actually pretty shy, sweet, giving in "real life" despit my sass and crazy libido posted all over this thread. So I enjoy a man who knows what he's doing so I can just go with it, obviously not having a lot of partners I'm not very experienced so I like him to take the lead. If he wants me to than I will but it's not my preference... make sense?
Masturbate; before anavar maybe once a week average? Now while anavar once a day average...
 
Blackfish said:
Um maybe you should take a step back and read all of the posts :)

I like how one person says "don't be such an introvert! Get out and meet guys!"

so I say well, I do get out sometimes but I don't want to meet a man looking for ass in a bar"

and someone else (*ahem) chimes in and says "you idiot what do you think guys are doing at bars??? looking for ass! get out of there."

and good men in general are not hard to find, but one that I want to have sex with is. Hence, this thread.
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I am not saying that you are an idiot, I didn't want it to seem that way. Ultimately what I was trying to say is try not to be so hung up on this, because this will only add to your frustration.

As far as your standards, there is nothing wrong with having standards, just understand this: No man (or woman) will be able to make their partner 100% happy all of the time. I guarantee if you find that 6' tall, funny, athletic, oral sex giving, guy he will still have one or two disagreeable traits i.e. bad gas, momma's boy, narcissistic personality, married, etc.
 
Dadof2 said:
I am not saying that you are an idiot,
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I know, that was totally me putting words in your mouth sorry.

As for a guy, I do have someone that I'd like to have sex with, he just doesn't WANT to have sex. I'm not really looking elsewhere, just bummed out about it.
 
Dadof2 said:
I am not saying that you are an idiot, I didn't want it to seem that way. Ultimately what I was trying to say is try not to be so hung up on this, because this will only add to your frustration.

As far as your standards, there is nothing wrong with having standards, just understand this: No man (or woman) will be able to make their partner 100% happy all of the time. I guarantee if you find that 6' tall, funny, athletic, oral sex giving, guy he will still have one or two disagreeable traits i.e. bad gas, momma's boy, narcissistic personality, married, etc.
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True
 
Blackfish said:
"In bed" is like the one time I don't think. I love it. Well that and riding motorcycles. Both of those things are like joy and freedom to me. I am actually pretty shy, sweet, giving in "real life" despit my sass and crazy libido posted all over this thread. So I enjoy a man who knows what he's doing so I can just go with it, obviously not having a lot of partners I'm not very experienced so I like him to take the lead. If he wants me to than I will but it's not my preference... make sense?
Masturbate; before anavar maybe once a week average? Now while anavar once a day average...
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yeah, that def. makes sense. you sound kinda like a taker which is great the majority of the time but its good to get caught off guard and have the tables turned from time to time.

the var is really doing a number on you then. gosh i can just picture you looking all innocent at your desk while you have all these raging sexual fantasies going on...haha jk.
 
pistonpump said:
gosh i can just picture you looking all innocent at your desk while you have all these raging sexual fantasies going on...haha jk.
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you have no idea!!!!!!!!!!1 People comment on my innocentness (innocence?) almost daily. I have a really innocent face, voice, demeanor. I mean I am kind of innocent but if anyone actually knew what I was thinking... or typing... ;) I keep thinking how AWESOME it would be if someone I know finds this thread. They'd totally be shocked beyond words.
 
pistonpump said:
yeah, that def. makes sense. you sound kinda like a taker which is great the majority of the time but its good to get caught off guard and have the tables turned from time to time.

the var is really doing a number on you then. gosh i can just picture you looking all innocent at your desk while you have all these raging sexual fantasies going on...haha jk.
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Black hose..........black gstring.........Split short skirt.............Blouse unbuttoned exposing her breast............... Oops............I was just daydreaming.
 
Blackfish said:
Can't be as dirty as my thought. Guaranteed.


uh this thread just took a turn for the dirty. That army ranger is going to be disappointed in us.
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ummm idk........... i think you dont get that dirty ;) lets go back to the part you said you like a man who goes down on you cuz im headed there NOW! :laugh: :p
 
Blackfish said:
it's never a little wet.

ok sorry i'm going to stop being dirty now. but really the ex is constantly amazed at the total lack of need for lube.

k i'm done now.
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:toofunny: that was an entertaining read!

ill stop too, i think i started it so my bad. ....it was only a matter of time.
 
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