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dg806 said:
The men around you must be crazy!
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I could get some I just don't have anyone I want. It sucks. I don't think very many guys could understand what it's like to be a woman (I'm grouping all woman together for a generalization in this subject, I realize some women f*** indiscriminatly like guys)... but I won't take just anybody. I CAN'T. So . I'm suffering. GAYHOUSE TO THE MAX.
 
dg806 said:
So what are your qualications for this man?
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at least 6', athletic, makes me weak in the knees, knows exactly what I want and knows how to give it to me exactly when I want it (all the time)

and will grill me some chicken afterwords.
 
...cont.... not sappy or corny, not an *******. Intelligent, make me laugh and preferably we'd be in love.


You see my issue?
 
That's what I hold out for. So it's kind of bearable normally, but I'm into week 3 of anavar and it's ridiculous. Even some of those little smiley emoticons can turn me on. Seriously ANYTHING.
 
Finding a good woman can be the same way. While you are on the var, you just need to get a good toy and a porn channel!
 
dg806 said:
Finding a good woman can be the same way. While you are on the var, you just need to get a good toy and a porn channel!
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d**k > vibrator . Actually they shouldn't even be in the same equasion, there is no comparison.

but I suppose I will just make do. I actually do have an ex that I always have a good time with but he became a christian (good for him) but now feels guilty for having sex, was in a sexless relationship for over a year. Doesn't work out any more, smokes, drinks, eats like crap... Basically I think he has no testosterone. When he is ready to go it really is "getting lucky". WAY different than the past-him that I knew.

I've seriously considered injecting him with test while he sleeps...
 
I have to seriously care about someone to have sex with them. That takes a while... and I want to have sex NOW. and now.

and now.

now.
 
haha I bet there is someone on here ready to jump on every opportunity, especially with test levels through the roof
 
Iron Adikt said:
haha I bet there is someone on here ready to jump on every opportunity, especially with test levels through the roof
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right, now imagine if everyone abstained from jumping on anyone they didn't really care about.

think of all that pent up sexual frustration.
 
Blackfish said:
right, now imagine if everyone abstained from jumping on anyone they didn't really care about.

think of all that pent up sexual frustration.
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Everyone would be lifting weights.
 
Blackfish said:
at least 6', athletic, makes me weak in the knees, knows exactly what I want and knows how to give it to me exactly when I want it (all the time)

and will grill me some chicken afterwords...

.cont.... not sappy or corny, not an *******. Intelligent, make me laugh and preferably we'd be in love.


You see my issue?
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I see your issue here...
Good luck finding those men, just make sure they don't know about each other... LOL
 
One of the benefits of being married......i just hound the wife until she gives in, haha!
 
Trauma1 said:
I think that's lower on the scale though than a murse. Murse or not, grillin' skills are part of the man card prerequisite! :icon16:
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WTFever man. Some days it's cold/pouring down rain. I don't want to stand out there with an umbrella in one hand and tongs in the other.
 
SilentBob187 said:
WTFever man. Some days it's cold/pouring down rain. I don't want to stand out there with an umbrella in one hand and tongs in the other.
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In florida we'd call you this then:

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Oh i kid, you da man bob. ;)
 
SilentBob187 said:
WTFever man. Some days it's cold/pouring down rain. I don't want to stand out there with an umbrella in one hand and tongs in the other.
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I once bbq'd steak for my man in the rain while getting ready for him to come over; backyard, raining, in my undies towel on my head with tongs.


You just made me feel more manly than you ;)
 
jakellpet said:
Foreman grills are for wimps.... I only grill on an industrial-sized outdoor BBQ... naked of course :thumbsup:
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Hell yeah, if you can't see the awesomeness of an industial-sized grill at work.....what's the point? :approve:
 
Blackfish said:
I once bbq'd steak for my man in the rain while getting ready for him to come over; backyard, raining, in my undies towel on my head with tongs.


You just made me feel more manly than you ;)
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That's Hawt......
 
Aggravated said:
This is the same technique that I use with the GF... For anal. I just had to go there!
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Lol! Been there brother.......you're in for a rude awakening then once the ring is on the finger. ;)

I kid though, nothing has changed at all in marriage from my perspective. Maybe for some, sucks to be them. :D
 
Blackfish said:
I once bbq'd steak for my man in the rain while getting ready for him to come over; backyard, raining, in my undies towel on my head with tongs.


You just made me feel more manly than you ;)
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BWAHAHAHAHA!

Trauma1 said:
Hell yeah, if you can't see the awesomeness of an industial-sized grill at work.....what's the point? :approve:
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No electric grill can match the taste of a gas grill. Charcoal is even better. If I were allowed to have a grill here at my apt, I would throw my foreman away.
 
Trauma1 said:
Lol! Been there brother.......you're in for a rude awakening then once the ring is on the finger. ;)

I kid though, nothing has changed at all in marriage from my perspective. Maybe for some, sucks to be them. :D
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stop talking about your unlimited goldmine of love sex. i hate you.


just kidding. misery loves company though, not gloating bastards.
 
Trauma1 said:
Lol! Been there brother.......you're in for a rude awakening then once the ring is on the finger. ;)

I kid though, nothing has changed at all in marriage from my perspective. Maybe for some, sucks to be them. :D
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I hear ya man. As of right now, we have been together for almost 4 yrs, She has lived with me for almost 3. :) I don't see how it could possibly change that much. UNLESS SHE JACKS MY PHAT LEWTZ FROM MY BANK ACCOUNT!!! THEN IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
 
Aggravated said:
BWAHAHAHAHA!



No electric grill can match the taste of a gas grill. Charcoal is even better. If I were allowed to have a grill here at my apt, I would throw my foreman away.
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Who said it was electric? Methane is KING!! :D

I'm born and raised in new england, so camping is my game. There is nothing like cooking over an open camp fire that you've built.
 
Blackfish said:
You just made me feel more manly than you ;)
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You're just wishing you'd had a Foreman that day.

T1, it'd be easier to wear than blue jeans with these sick quads, YEAH! The Scots had it right!

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Blackfish said:
stop talking about your unlimited goldmine of love sex. i hate you.


just kidding. misery loves company though, not gloating bastards.
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