My fatherhood tip of the day...

A lot of patience and plenty of luck with finding a great woman who stands by you. I couldn't have done it with just myself or a woman who isn't as great as her.
 
Tip #2. Never let a SBD fart slip out when in a public place with your daughter.

Yesterday she looks up at me while in line at the grocery store and says

"Daddy your pants smell like poo poo" ;)
 
refrieddreams said:
"Daddy your pants smell like poo poo" ;)

LMFAO!!! My nephew has done that to me before in a room full of people...

"Uncle Too Small, does your diaper need to be changed? You smell like poop!"

He's 3.

Damn protein!!!
 
Too Small said:
LMFAO!!! My nephew has done that to me before in a room full of people...

"Uncle Too Small, does your diaper need to be changed? You smell like poop!"

He's 3.

Damn protein!!!

He calls you "Too Small"? How degrading to have a 3 year old call you small. :lol:


J/K Kids are great.
 
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