Muscletech is awesome

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Muscletech uses squirrels instead of lab rates, because squirrels were proven by scientists to be more badass..
 

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Saw that little big fella shaking down trees in my back yard
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You mean the Squirrel or Richard Sandrak ??
 
I wanted to get my Masters from the University of Milan where they have done Muscle Tech research, But they Said"You ain't swole enuff!!!!".
 
AK32408 said:
You mean the Squirrel or Richard Sandrak ??
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Sendrak makes me sad lol...poor kid was roided from birth, you can see the estro at almost every life-stage =x There's no way that is natural...eastern european men aren't born girly
 
rochabp said:
see what usp labs is doing to your brain
its worse than crack
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yeah I guess your right, I was on their forum and when I try to do my login today, my account was disabled I'm not banned tho but at least I still have a home here on anabolic minds(the real website, no BS here just the truth and nothing but).
 
man i had my track competition today and i thought it would be a good idea to take some jacked (ran out of vapor) before my event and dam it was not a good idea i had a major crash
 
rochabp, out
too sleepy to continue :sleepy:
 
I went into GNC on Tuesday for some comedic relief and some fatty working the counter (did he have an over the phone interview ??) tried pushing 'Hydroxycut Hardcore X' on me saying how well it worked. I almost came back with "you better stock up then in case they ban this one too.." but I said "nah, I much rather prefer Fizogen and Xyience supplements" lol... he had no response because I'm assuming he got the hint that I was being sarcastic.

:lol:
 
AK32408 said:
I went into GNC on Tuesday for some comedic relief and some fatty working the counter (did he have an over the phone interview ??) tried pushing 'Hydroxycut Hardcore X' on me saying how well it worked. I almost came back with "you better stock up then in case they ban this one too.." but I said "nah, I much rather prefer Fizogen and Xyience supplements" lol... he had no response because I'm assuming he got the hint that I was being sarcastic.

:lol:
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Both of those companies are amazing. Everyone knows Xs and Zs make you more awesome. That's why there is a U and a V in my name, because I'm pretty awesome, but not as awesome as a z or x. It's science, can't argue with it
 
BIG BEAZY NEEDS MORE CELL TECH
 
Shane0Mac said:
what ever happened to Richard Sandrak? does he look like he has used muscle tech now?
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I saw a more recent video of him with a haircut on youtube doing some martial arts and he's pretty skinny now.

He def. needs to get back on dat dere Cell Tech !!
 
Scientists have proven that Anabolic Halo increases the amount of boards broken by spinning backfists by 37.8%*

(Study conducted by chuck Norris university. Participants were all cycling test, deca, dbol, primobolan, and Jay Cutler sweat while control subjects were paraplegic vegetables injected with estrogen. Study concluded that the underdosed ingredients in Anabolic Halo were obviously the cause for increased spinning backfist velocity, dropkick power, crane kick accuracy, and really cool moustaches. For colorful and irrelevant graphs please visit muscletech.com.org{too massive for one web host!} These statements may or may not have been in direct violation of FDA and surgeon general decisions on disclosure of cancer causing products. Besides - what has the government done for you lately? Besides - we have every ifbb pro on the planet so we must be right and all they want is more cell tech for payment . Not intended for human consumption )

So get Anabolic Halo today from any shady @$$ gnc today!
 
I didn't know there was a CNU !

The classes at MTU are going fairly well though, so I can't complain...

I have Mr. Cutler for Extreme Exercise Science 9000, he always has a shaker cup full of Nitro Tech in hand, lol.

Tomorrow we're hitting the campus weight room, and Dexter Jackson and Branch Warren are holding a weightlifting clinic.

Anyone have any suggestions on how I should dose my Aplodan/Lukic/Gakic stack for tomorrows session??
 
guys i was taking some dat der nano vapor before i got busy (sexual) and my sperm came out green. is this part of the sides? are my children gonna cum (lol) out like shrek or the hulk?
 
rochabp said:
guys i was taking some dat der nano vapor before i got busy (sexual) and my sperm came out green. is this part of the sides? are my children gonna cum (lol) out like shrek or the hulk?
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more like ninja turtles. if you want hulk like kids you need to combine vapor with Halo and nitrotech HC
 
hoopem6 said:
Fingers crossed for an ALL MUSCLETECH NutraPlanet super sale! :fingersx:
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yeah i wish they had a sale on cell tech so that each serving cost around $3. that would be awesome
 
AK32408 said:
I didn't know there was a CNU !

The classes at MTU are going fairly well though, so I can't complain...

I have Mr. Cutler for Extreme Exercise Science 9000, he always has a shaker cup full of Nitro Tech in hand, lol.

Tomorrow we're hitting the campus weight room, and Dexter Jackson and Branch Warren are holding a weightlifting clinic.

Anyone have any suggestions on how I should dose my Aplodan/Lukic/Gakic stack for tomorrows session??
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Yeah, All of it.
 
AK32408 said:
I didn't know there was a CNU !

The classes at usplabs are going fairly well though, so I can't complain...

I have Mr. Cutler for Extreme Exercise Science 9000, he always has a cup full of Prime in hand, lol.

Tomorrow we're hitting the campus weight room, and Dexter Jackson and Branch Warren are holding a weightlifting clinic.

Anyone have any suggestions on how I should dose my prime/anabolic pump/PowerFull stack for tomorrows session??
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hoopem6 said:
"Will rape for MuscleTech..."

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lol
LT is a dumbass i mean cmon he's a HOF and he goes and ****s a 16 year old he could have easily ****ed liked 2 18 years that have way more experience than a 16 year old

thats just a usp labs moment
 
rochabp said:
lol
LT is a dumbass i mean cmon he's a HOF and he goes and ****s a 16 year old he could have easily ****ed liked 2 18 years that have way more experience than a 16 year old

thats just a usp labs moment
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He was all hopped up on Nano Vapor... He's also a know Anabolic Halo abuser.
 
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