That's funny. You're calling me pretentious and I'm pretty sure you just copy and pasted those last 2 sentences from one of Mullet's posts. I can't help it if you find some incredibly cheesy sh*t funny. That Kimmel sh*t may have been a little funny if I was 12. My sense of humor is slipping, holy sh*t, if only their was an official way to test somebody's sense of humor. I'll try to keep my posts really basic from here on out.
Coleman goes ape sh*t after losing to Fedor. Fedor attempts to converse with Randleman and Coleman. No one has ever been respected by fellow fighters like Fedor, and for good reason.
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It wasn't that I didn't think it was funny the first time, it's just that it became funnier the more I watched it, I was hoping the same would happen for you. Believe me, I'm well aware that pretty much anyone on this board would think that the rev is not funny at all. I guess I'm not gonna be able to get you to agree that I have a superior sense of humor so I'll move on. Nice av btw. Oh, and I touched a woman a few weeks ago so eat sh*t.You don't have to keep it basic, just make sure it's actually funny. If you want, PM me to check before posting it publicly. Seriously if you have to watch something many times that you didn't really think was funny to begin with, you need more to do. Take that time and maybe try to touch a woman one of these days.
Rampage doing his best Chuck Liddell imitation:
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:lol:
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No repeats please UNC. I'm just playing, good vids, Dekkers is easily one of my favorite thai fighters ever, huge balls on that guy.
Yeah, my friends were thinking of throwing a big party in celebration of me touching a female, but they hate me too.
I do a lot of what you're talking about. I'm just a depressing individual, doesn't really attract the ladies. I have talked to the chick a few times since, but I have no real interest. I'm sure if the situation is right I could hook up with her again, but I'm not trying to date her or probably anyone for that matter. The "me too" text back is hilarious to me, definitely some sh*t I would do. Whether he realized it or not, her text to him was basically saying "fvck off", so you can't really blame him.
The leg is going good. Once I started putting pressure on it the healing process has been quick. I started putting some pressure on it 3 weeks ago, could limp 2 weeks ago, and 1 week ago I could walk almost normally. I still can't walk 100% normally or go down steps normally, but I think I'll be able to in a week. I just have some weaknesses and imbalances from it being stuck in the cast for so long. I've been squatting and deadlifting with 135 for high reps. In a week I think I'll be able to slowly start moving up in weight. Rehab is fun, to progress so quickly is great. One of the rehab chicks is decent and occasionally when stretching me she'll rub her bomb on me, I consider her my girlfriend.
I'm really stressed from finals and need to just suck a penis, via mild flirting leading to an 'innocent' shoulder massage"
Translation bolded.
Yep, you wouldn't let that fly over you're head right Mullet?
Yeah no sh*t I'm a weird dude. I just don't pick up on anything. My friends will tell me some chick was trying to bang me, but I'm completely oblivious. I would've told the chick that you quoted "alright rest up, take care." I'm not exactly a charmer or good at showing fake interest.Haha, maybe I phrased her text back wrong or you completely missed it too. It was like "I'm really stressed from finals and need to just do something relaxing" (ie ask me out). You're a weird dude to not follow up, but I understand getting set in your ways and not wanting to change them for someone.
Congrats on the leg rehab. Glad to hear it's improving. I think I must have a hairline fracture in my right hand based on what poeple that have some med school tell me. Kind of pissed and may have to sit out of my May 31st contest so it will heal up for nationals.
Nice sig!
All pretentiousness and condescendence aside, I would have banged her and made her do my homework (politely, of course).
In victory, an elated Mills was handed the Cage Rage British welterweight title and immediately shot himself into the firing line.
Paul "Semtex" Daley leapt on the opportunity to challenge for the title, unleashing a torrent of colorful language toward the newly crowned champion. Daley also promised to return from his short-lived retirement with a bang
This was taken from Sherdog's review of Saturday night's Cage Rage event. Can't wait to see him back in the cage.
Kaitline Young's strength training for fight with Carano on "Primetime".
I'm starting to hope that Young KO's Carano (sorry UNC - It's all about Michelle these days for me). Gina supposedly just stopped taping American Glad 1 week ago giving her little time to train and her weight has been out of control. Time for a KO wakeup call. You're nothing without Kit, Gina :twisted:
Yeah, I was getting nasty on that thing, my knees make Anderson Silva jealous, and my cardio will sh*t on Forrest.Alexander hitting the bag. He really goes crazy in the last 20s.
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That's from PRIDE 3.Damn, I didn't know there was a big Bas-Rickson thing back in the day.
It's true. The Saku-Newton is one the only decent fights in those events.Yeah, I've seen the Saku-Newton fight before but not the before-fight festivities. I believe you were the one who told me Pride 1-5 weren't worth checking out so I never watched them besides a handful of fights.