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CFCP0728

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Im gonna be a first time user, where do I start. I want to get good gains and keep as much as possible
 
How long have you been training and how experienced are you?

Age,are you fat or thin,strength?
 
He is also 18
 
not the strongest though, I'm just now getting back into liftin after doing a year of crossfit
225 bench, 315 squat, 395 Deadlift
 
I've been training for 4 plus years, I've got about 12% body fat

Previous thread, you got sick for a week and claim you lost 50lbs on your squat. Your 18 and too young for ph/AAS. You don't need them. Test is high enough. Just bust ass and eat a ton.
 
This guy, trying to pull the wool over some eyes. Whatta clown. You're 18 kid, you'll get no recommendations regarding AAS/PH. Even Barry Bonds waited. You should too.
 
Fun fact my connect is a 34yr old male that has to sit down to piss. His first cycle was when he 18, youre heading down a glorious path there champ.
 
Fun fact my connect is a 34yr old male that has to sit down to piss. His first cycle was when he 18, youre heading down a glorious path there champ.

I can understand scare tactics but how does sitting down to piss have anything to do with hormones?
 
Give me one logical reason prohormone's or steroids would cause you to have to sit down to piss.

Because nobody likes to piss on their shoes.
 
Because nobody likes to piss on their shoes.

Steroids don't shrink your penis, they atrophy your testicles.

And even if they did shrink your penis I'm pretty sure even if my dick was 1 inch long I could still easily pee standing up.
 
Steroids don't shrink your penis, they atrophy your testicles.

And even if they did shrink your penis I'm pretty sure even if my dick was 1 inch long I could still easily pee standing up.

I'm quite well aware, thank you. I interpreted it as the inability to achieve or maintain any semblance of an erection, though I could be wrong. But my grandfather also tells a joke about how he takes Viagra so he doesn't piss on his shoes.
 
I'm quite well aware, thank you. I interpreted it as the inability to achieve or maintain any semblance of an erection, though I could be wrong. But my grandfather also tells a joke about how he takes Viagra so he doesn't piss on his shoes.

Who takes a piss with an erection seriously, I usually can't take a leak if I have a good hard on.

Jokes are jokes, but the misinformation needs to stop.
 
But when a person asks: "Hey I've never used or done any research and I'd like to be handed some information on what to use." Then why would there be any reason to provide good information? It's like handing a 14-year-old the keys to a Ferrari. Members here aren't afraid of steroids, because they have knowledge of not only the "What" but also the "How" and the "Why". And that only comes from genuinely taking an interest, not hunting for a shortcut.
 
But when a person asks: "Hey I've never used or done any research and I'd like to be handed some information on what to use." Then why would there be any reason to provide good information? It's like handing a 14-year-old the keys to a Ferrari. Members here aren't afraid of steroids, because they have knowledge of not only the "What" but also the "How" and the "Why". And that only comes from genuinely taking an interest, not hunting for a shortcut.

You don't have to falsify information as to why to not do them, there are plenty of legitimate reasons. So instead of being a moron compose an intelligible response. There was a teen a day or two ago who posted a thread asking about using ph/aas, he got a buncha bs responses. I chimed in told him all the real reasons not to, he thanked me he repped me and openly stated he now has no plans of using them until he is of a more appropriate age.
 
Admirable of you, but I imagine you'll get frustrated if you come in riding the white horse for everyone who asks a dumb/uninformed cycle question. There's no reason for you to piss on our parade, whether you do it standing up or sitting down.
 
Admirable of you, but I imagine you'll get frustrated if you come in riding the white horse for everyone who asks a dumb/uninformed cycle question. There's no reason for you to piss on our parade, whether you do it standing up or sitting down.

No because prohormone's are serious so spend the minute to educate people. Plus a lot of the information isn't as readily available as a lot of supplement information.

This is an internet forum we can do our best to persuade the younger crew to wait, but kids will be kids if they can get their hand on it and their dead set on doing it they will. So at least try to educate them so they don't screw themselves up. Like I posted in an hdrol thread that was recent kid didn't ask how to use it simply said he was 2 weeks into it and had no clue on proper cycle or post cycle support. Instead of asking his age(he turned out to be 18) and ridiculing him I linked the cycles for beginners thread to try and keep the harm minimal. And hopefully once he realizes the potential harm he may have caused himself he will take precautions or not do them again.
 
True. I guess you just have more patience than I do. Or more desire to help others. We can certainly hope that guys will use good information to their advantage, and plenty of them will. But there will always be a significant percentage of people who, for whatever reason, just won't do it right. Which applies to any part of the iron game, training, diet, supps, AAS, or PH/DS. It's bloody hard to get them all nailed down, which is why not every guy is large, strong, and lean to their preferred specifications. I'm thankful for that, though. If it weren't for that, I wouldn't stand out! :-)
 
herderdude said:
I'm quite well aware, thank you. I interpreted it as the inability to achieve or maintain any semblance of an erection, though I could be wrong. But my grandfather also tells a joke about how he takes Viagra so he doesn't piss on his shoes.

WTF!

Lol
 
I stand on the toilet to piss?
 
Pissing while sitting I interpretted as being a female from the shut down he will have later when his junk isn't working. I always like to use a steak kicker for my chicken cycles. Nice PCT though.

To the OP...figure out your Groceroid cycle first and then in about 6 yrs of success with that and a lot of reading on AAS use you might be ready. It takes a lot of hard work to become an overnight success.
 
4 weeks of eggs and some add in shrimp into the mix but I feel it keeps you shut down so to be safe do the stand 5 egg a day pct with oatmeal to keep estrogen down

Don't forget the omega 3s, all those eggs could raise cholesterol levels. Otherwise, good PCT layout.
 
Cholesterol is the most basic steroid.

- Valdez
 
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