Men, help your women

That means my wife will always be at a higher risk of breast cancer. Unless not having any kind of sex reduces breast cancer.


Was that out loud? :run:
 
Is there a way we can take that little disclaimer out of the bottom of this article so I can send it out to every girl I know?!?!?!?!
 
1meand said:
That means my wife will always be at a higher risk of breast cancer. Unless not having any kind of sex reduces breast cancer.


Was that out loud? :run:
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:jaw: .........oh lord!!
 
"Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances." - dr. helena shifteer

lol... i bet you guys liked that study.....

1-2 times a week....thats kind of alot...... maybe im a prude...i dont know
 
Excellent research!!!! Woohoo!!

Couple this with the fake dr giving breast exams and I think I have a whole new career!!!!
 
Mrs. Gimpy! said:
1-2 times a week....thats kind of alot...... maybe im a prude...i dont know
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Not to be a pig...but that's NOT A LOT. That's like the bare minimum...I'm just sayin'...
 
idunk42 said:
By choice or by default??? :)

Suuuuuuure you dont do it at all Quagmire!!
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Touche! I set myself up for that one! Giggity Giggity Giggity...oh, and by default by the way...Sorry to disappoint you!:icon_lol:
 
Yeah, I tried to find it on pubmed and realized it wasn't there. I did find this however, which is just as funny.

Accidental condom inhalation.

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Jaswant Rai Speciality Hospital, Meerut, India.

A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months. Inspite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceeding four months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non-homogeneous collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Videobronchoscopy revealed an inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.

Publication Types:
  • Case Reports
PMID: 14870871 [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE]
 
Beelzebub said:
lol, spoil all the fun.

good news in VA though, mrs. beez believes it's legitimacy :D
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I forwarded Beelze's link to my fiance and she replied with Gross's link almost right away. I guess I'll have to resort to other measures...:drunk:
 
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