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Matthew D, the Birthday Boy!

Sumbitch, beat me to it! Happy b-day big matt!

ManBeast
 
Happy b-day you old fart! Eat up!
 
Of course Pete beat us to it.... he blatantly posted at 7am. Happy Bday MattD
Sage
 
Matthew D said:
actually Pete is one of my family members... they all call at least by 7 am... :D
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I'm considered to be the "Crazy Uncle".. Not the "Touchy-Feely Uncle", never that.. ;)
 
So hows it feel to be another year closer to retirement? Anyday now the AARP will be knocking at your door. In a couple years just think of all the benefits youll recieve for being a Senior citizen. Free coffee at just about every restaurant you can imagine, your very own special menus at certain dinning establishments, Reduced membership costs at your local Moose, Elk, YMCA, etc., etc., etc. (clubs for the elderly). And best of all, the ability to save on the cost of fuel by driving 15 miles under the speed limit, while maintaining a constant turn signal the entire time the vehicle is running. ;)

The joys of aging. :)
Happy birthday old man!

db
 
LoL thanks DB, I appreciate the reality check...

Now where did I put my cane so I can whip you ass with it :D
 
Rofl!
 
Matthew D said:
LoL thanks DB, I appreciate the reality check...

Now where did I put my cane so I can whip you ass with it :D
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I prefer the rolled-up newpaper beating over a cane anyday,.... but that would have to be only after youve read through it throughly while sipping that free coffee and checking the classifieds for all the local garage sales. You old folks love a good garage sale. I dont know if its cause you walk through an endless yard of old junk and see that it still has value and are able to walk back to your car (a lincoln towncar or an ancient Caddy ElDorado) empty handed with a sence of well-being saying to yourself "look, old things still have some value"
;)

Just pulling your chain old man, or should I say pushing your wheelchair. :)

Whatever it is congrats on everything in life bro. Keep healthy! ("an ensure a day keeps the doctor away") Hope your next years only get better.

db
 
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