sp447
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I was working at GNC today. Apparently shipment came when I was off. I'm blocking and facing the store before I open up, and I happened to see MHP's new product called Dark Rage, MHP supposed New Pre Workout Product most likely meant to be combined with Dark Matter.
Now what really made me laugh was the labeling on the box that said "Blood Doping EPO Technology"
First of all, I'm pretty sure EPO is illegal and extremely dangerous and potentially fatal if it is used improperly. I see this as becoming a trend among MHP. First it was SARM-X and now it's EPO
After that it got me wondering what the hell is going to be in here that could even remotely resemble the effects of EPO.
And the first ingredient in their Proprietary Blend of EPO Boosting Ingredients is Glucose Polymers, which, I believe is Maltodextrin.....
Besides the fact that the ingredients don't look any better than the next Pre Workout Product, but how do they expect to market this crap succesfully when they are trying to pimp something that is illegal and more importantly doesn't even resemble it in the slightest.
I just found this hilarious.
For the Lulz
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Now what really made me laugh was the labeling on the box that said "Blood Doping EPO Technology"
First of all, I'm pretty sure EPO is illegal and extremely dangerous and potentially fatal if it is used improperly. I see this as becoming a trend among MHP. First it was SARM-X and now it's EPO
After that it got me wondering what the hell is going to be in here that could even remotely resemble the effects of EPO.
And the first ingredient in their Proprietary Blend of EPO Boosting Ingredients is Glucose Polymers, which, I believe is Maltodextrin.....
Besides the fact that the ingredients don't look any better than the next Pre Workout Product, but how do they expect to market this crap succesfully when they are trying to pimp something that is illegal and more importantly doesn't even resemble it in the slightest.
I just found this hilarious.
For the Lulz
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