If you could punch any celebrity in the face.....

Rogue Drone said:
I posted this thread months ago, the beatdown lists were long and vehement.

The same names come up again and again, here and elsewhere, the real question is what mindless numb****s support these serial offenders? The fans of _______ (pick one), they're the ones who deserve a bone breaking flogging.
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So true. Does anyone here know who Bif Naked is? If so, I need not say more.
 
Richard Simmons gets my vote for a kung-fu throat punch. I'd kick him in the nuts, but somehow I get the feeling that he might actually enjoy that!
 
Rogue Drone said:
I'll say it. I would'nt let that musically talentless diseased looking tweaker twat within ten feet of me. Another reason to avoid buying the MMA productions of Bodog.
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What the hell was Bodog thinking? William Hung would've done a far better job. I didn't know it was possible for a human being to be that annoying. They should use her to torture people into confessions.

Imagine if Bas was commentating on that show, he would've had some priceless **** to say about Bif.
 
Alexander said:
You really think Lohan is ugly? She may be horrible in a lot of ways but her face is clearly beautiful. With that said I would'nt mind punching her in the face. I gotta go with Mulletsoldier, that Nancy Grace lady is the ****ing devil.
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Dude she scrubs up to be average with all the make up but look at her when she aint got none on. She looks worse then Cameron Diaz':pizza: pizza face.
 
Australian made said:
Dude she scrubs up to be average with all the make up but look at her when she aint got none on. She looks worse then Cameron Diaz':pizza: pizza face.
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I guess it's all opinion, but she does not have bad skin, and she has nearly perfect features. She has the features of a 50's or 60's movie star, you know back when movie stars were much better looking. I do agree that Cameron Diaz is pretty ugly. Name some people you think are really good looking.
 
Alexander said:
I guess it's all opinion, but she does not have bad skin, and she has nearly perfect features. She has the features of a 50's or 60's movie star, you know back when movie stars were much better looking. I do agree that Cameron Diaz is pretty ugly. Name some people you think are really good looking.
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You obviously a big fan of Lohan so i'll say no more....

Jennier Aniston, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, jessica Simpson.....i haven't purposely picks names begging with "j", just worked out that way.

Various chicks from Laguna Beach.

for what its worth, my flat mates are obsessed with the skin head from Prison Break :think:
 
Rachel fvcking RAY! I can't stand that snipe! Yeah, I said it! I would also LOOOOVE to go toe to toe w/ANY so-called "gangsta rapper."
 
max silver said:
Richard Simmons gets my vote for a kung-fu throat punch. I'd kick him in the nuts, but somehow I get the feeling that he might actually enjoy that!
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I actually worked on a show a few years ago where he was a guest. Well, when he arrived I was kicking it to the hot-@ssed receptionist in the front office. At that time, I used to wear a goatee so he walks up to me and touches it!!! You people have NO IDEA how much restraint it took to not choke the life out of him!!!! He then says "You need to get rid of that. It's so last year!" Now people, this punk-@ss is wearing a be-dazzled tank top (man-boobs in FULL EFFECT) w/ ball-hugging poom-poom shorts and he's telling ME that my sh!t is played out? B!tch please!
 
Australian made said:
You obviously a big fan of Lohan so i'll say no more....

Jennier Aniston, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, jessica Simpson.....i haven't purposely picks names begging with "j", just worked out that way.

Various chicks from Laguna Beach.

for what its worth, my flat mates are obsessed with the skin head from Prison Break :think:
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Not really a big fan of Lohan, but she is far from ugly IMO. I like the list of Jessica's, I'd leave Aniston out. Aniston's face kind of looks like its made of clay to me. I'm one of probably few people that does not think Angelina Jolie is that hot, highly over-rated in my book, and I would like to punch her in the face for sure.
 
Okay, I've had a bad day so I want to up my list of people I'd like to punch or club with a hammer :smite:

I'd start off with Jesse Jackson, he just needs a bad beating for many reasons. Let's move on to Terrell Owens, fvck you TO. While I'm at it I might as well club Screetch from Saved by the Bell, he's just pathetic. I don't like Ben Afleck or Jennifer Lopez so they can be included too. I hate Nancy Pelosi, she's right after Ben and Jen. K-Fed and all other dead beat dads come on over for for your beating please. Richard Grieco deserves to get his azz kicked because I didn't like 21 Jump Street and wasted an hour of my life watching it. I can't stand Dr. Phil because he wrote a book related to fitness and he's a fat-azz. Rickey Henderson because he denied me an autograph on Little League day when I was 12, what a prick ! All the Balwin brothers. Any other Hollywood liberal looney I left out. Thank you and I hope you all had a better day :)
 
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