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Hunt for a bigger ween (Evomuse Hung Log)

SSJ4GOD

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Ok guys. This is a completely unsponsored log. I would only like to thank @dsade for making this available HERE . Anyways. I purchased one bottle and will order more if all goes well. The link above is not a referral link or rep link.
How the log will go:
I will be applying 2 pumps of the product to my ween in the AM and 2 in the PM. Measurements will be taken and logged tomorrow as that is day 1. I am going to perform measurements weekly for this log (so every Sunday).
measurement will be BPEL and unstretched normal flaccid. I will also measure girth at flaccid and during erection.
my workouts will be simple device less movements/stretches because I think this better represents the average consumer va buying weights and a traction device. Stretching and jelqing will be the biggest chunk of the work I’m putting in.
I am debating but leaning towards using play doh for before measurements and after measurements so that you guys get a visual representation without having to see a wiener.
That being said…my only fans is… joking.
Anyways I am excited and hope you follow along as I search for a bigger ween! Let’s go on an adventure!
 
Come on, quit jerking us around
 
Dick growing pills and creams don't work man....... You need to get one of those dong stretchers or vacuum pumps.
 
klbsa said:
Dick growing pills and creams don't work man....... You need to get one of those dong stretchers or vacuum pumps.
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You sound like an expert. What is your issue with the product and pathways involved?

Please educate us.
 
Well I suppose creaming up you dick if its getting stretched and squelched cant hurt..... It will help keep the skin elastic. But as far as pills of creams actually adding size? That's just not scientifically possible. That being said, a Viagra will def improve your size for a few hours at a time.... But not permanently.
 
klbsa said:
Well I suppose creaming up you dick if its getting stretched and squelched cant hurt..... It will help keep the skin elastic. But as far as pills of creams actually adding size? That's just not scientifically possible. That being said, a Viagra will def improve your size for a few hours at a time.... But not permanently.
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Next time you can just say you have no idea what you are talking about! But please respond to what @dsade asked.
 
klbsa said:
Well I suppose creaming up you dick if its getting stretched and squelched cant hurt..... It will help keep the skin elastic. But as far as pills of creams actually adding size? That's just not scientifically possible. That being said, a Viagra will def improve your size for a few hours at a time.... But not permanently.
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Someone with working brain cells would read the rough writeup which goes through the biological pathways before commenting.

Then there's you.
 
klbsa said:
OK then, please tell mw the scientific pathway involved with dick growing cream actually growing it...........

That's what I thought.
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So you didn’t answer the question and instead want me to prove something? You came in here spouting nonsense first. Burden of proof is on you. Evomuse has a pretty well written thought process on what they put into the product and why it would work.
 
klbsa said:
OK then, please tell mw the scientific pathway involved with dick growing cream actually growing it...........

That's what I thought.
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Pathway? Singular?

Yes, your mastery of the subject is fascinating.

Start with the transient mechano and thermo receptors and their downstream effects. Explain the prostaglandin cascade and the role in tissue repair, and the IGF-1 signaling.

Then explain fibrotic and connective tissues, their roles in restricting growth, and how to loosen it up to allow for growth, then we can get into the really Intricate stuff.
 
SSJ4GOD said:
So you didn’t answer the question and instead want me to prove something? You came in here spouting nonsense first. Burden of proof is on you. Evomuse has a pretty well written thought process on what they put into the product and why it would work.
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Thats what I thought......You know I'm right....... I know it, YOU know it...... Dogs know it. Penis enlargement pills and creams don't work dude.
dsade said:
Pathway? Singular?

Yes, your mastery of the subject is fascinating.

Start with the transient mechano and thermo receptors and their downstream effects. Explain the prostaglandin cascade and the role in tissue repair, and the IGF-1 signaling.

Then explain fibrotic and connective tissues, their roles in restricting growth, and how to loosen it up to allow for growth, then we can get into the really Intricate stuff.
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So you are simply saying that it MIGHT help a little to repair your dick from tearing.......A well balanced diet and good sleep will do that better....Your body does that naturally dude. I never said that stretching and tearing doesn't work.... I believe It does (re read my posts)......Try putting dick cream on without that tearing and let me know how huge you dick gets (facepalm) Spouting big words without explaining anything doesn't pass the sniff test as science.

I do have sympathy for dudes with little dicks that are willing to try anything and are so desperate to have at least an average sized dong that they take penis growing pills and creams. It's sad that scammers take advantage of those poor souls.

I confess that I have never used either because the good lord blessed me with a large dong, so I guess that means that science and 10,000 non sponsored reviews and logs aren't true..... I imagine I would be pretty angry and desperate too if my dick was little but using that fear and shame to take advantage pf people is messed up IMO.

I'm really not here to argue, I just don't like seeing dudes taken advantage of and let down on such an emotionally driven topic. I assume you have a financial stake in the products you are promoting? If not then Im sorry about your luck, if yes then thats all the answer I need to understand your point of view.

I bet you think that herbal test boosters work too right?
 
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Somethings are just entertaining !!
 
klbsa said:
Thats what I thought......You know I'm right....... I know it, YOU know it...... Dogs know it. Penis enlargement pills and creams don't work dude.

So you are simply saying that it MIGHT help a little to repair your dick from tearing.......A well balanced diet and good sleep will do that better....Your body does that naturally dude. I never said that stretching and tearing doesn't work.... I believe It does (re read my posts)......Try putting dick cream on without that tearing and let me know how huge you dick gets (facepalm) Spouting big words without explaining anything doesn't pass the sniff test as science.

I do have sympathy for dudes with little dicks that are willing to try anything and are so desperate to have at least an average sized dong that they take penis growing pills and creams. It's sad that scammers take advantage of those poor souls.

I confess that I have never used either because the good lord blessed me with a large dong, so I guess that means that science and 10,000 non sponsored reviews and logs aren't true..... I imagine I would be pretty angry and desperate too if my dick was little but using that fear and shame to take advantage pf people is messed up IMO.

I'm really not here to argue, I just don't like seeing dudes taken advantage of and let down on such an emotionally driven topic. I assume you have a financial stake in the products you are promoting? If not then Im sorry about your luck, if yes then thats all the answer I need to understand your point of view.

I bet you think that herbal test boosters work too right?
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Astoundingly stupid.

Read the writeup amd the protocol.

Try taking steroid without lifting weights. In your head, then, they don't work. I've been here researching and selling my work for going on 20 years. Everyone here knows my quality and reputation, maggot. How about you?

Too lazy to know what you're talking about, and too retarded to keep your mouth shut.
 
klbsa said:
Thats what I thought......You know I'm right....... I know it, YOU know it...... Dogs know it. Penis enlargement pills and creams don't work dude.

So you are simply saying that it MIGHT help a little to repair your dick from tearing.......A well balanced diet and good sleep will do that better....Your body does that naturally dude. I never said that stretching and tearing doesn't work.... I believe It does (re read my posts)......Try putting dick cream on without that tearing and let me know how huge you dick gets (facepalm) Spouting big words without explaining anything doesn't pass the sniff test as science.

I do have sympathy for dudes with little dicks that are willing to try anything and are so desperate to have at least an average sized dong that they take penis growing pills and creams. It's sad that scammers take advantage of those poor souls.

I confess that I have never used either because the good lord blessed me with a large dong, so I guess that means that science and 10,000 non sponsored reviews and logs aren't true..... I imagine I would be pretty angry and desperate too if my dick was little but using that fear and shame to take advantage pf people is messed up IMO.

I'm really not here to argue, I just don't like seeing dudes taken advantage of and let down on such an emotionally driven topic. I assume you have a financial stake in the products you are promoting? If not then Im sorry about your luck, if yes then thats all the answer I need to understand your point of view.

I bet you think that herbal test boosters work too right?
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I am going to strangle you with my enlarged dick, one of the veins is really big and throbby now... that will be the one to crush your esophagus, as your life fades away the last thing you will see is me standing over you jelqing for further gains.
 
Sparta12 said:
I am going to strangle you with my enlarged dick, one of the veins is really big and throbby now... that will be the one to crush your esophagus, as your life fades away the last thing you will see is me standing over you jelqing for further gains.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time bro!
 
dsade said:
Astoundingly stupid.

Read the writeup amd the protocol.

Try taking steroid without lifting weights. In your head, then, they don't work. I've been here researching and selling my work for going on 20 years. Everyone here knows my quality and reputation, maggot. How about you?

Too lazy to know what you're talking about, and too retarded to keep your mouth shut.
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Oh the pain....... Sorry I hurt your wittle feewings. Keep on creaming it up dude......someday it will grow to almost average size...... Maybe (Now I'm just sad for you).
 
DAY 1:
Measurements: BPEL is 6.6 inches and girth is 5.2 inches
Flaccid: length is 4.7 and girth is exactly 4.
It should be noted that I do not have any curves in my shaft. It’s perfectly straight.
I applied 2 pumps and used it as some jelqing lube and finished with stretches of 30 seconds in each direction for two sets. Whole workout lasted 10 minutes.
First thoughts: stuff comes out looking ugly but dries extremely fast. I coat the entire ween with it from base to head and leg dry. Any extras on hands get rubbed on the sack. Almost gives a very slight warming sensation.
 
On a side note @dsade I’m personally calling this “Bone-Pressed” because holy hell it’s day one and it’s giving me viagra level ragers
 
SSJ4GOD said:
On a side note @dsade I’m personally calling this “Bone-Pressed” because holy hell it’s day one and it’s giving me viagra level ragers
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The PGE-1 angle really gets the veins dilated. Blood vessels dilated = more nutrients through the microvasculature.
 
Or he is enjoying some alone time with his new friend ?
 
Or he is spending too much time admiring his results ?!
 
SSJ4GOD said:
Again I’m going to be jelqing and stretching manually
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Make videos of your workouts. We all need to be able to give you advice and analyze how you are doing...


I also wanted to give you a tip.

If you have a coffee table. Clean it up.

Then put your penis on it. Keep your hips against the table. Draw a line at its end. come back later (next Sunday) Then rest your penis in the same way.

Check if one line is higher than the other.

Please film...

@klbsa

Consider making your it in a mold. So that the future remembers that there were exceptions and that hope is still present.
There are museums where real things that will mark history are missing.
 
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Oliver Kween said:
Make videos of your workouts. We all need to be able to give you advice and analyze how you are doing...
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Normally on here I would say no pics no proof but.. that seems like a weak attempt for his Onlyfans account. I mean me I’ll give mine over in a heartbeat just a dad out here trying to make it. (That’s a joke or is it 🤔)
 
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