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ScAR

ScAR

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I know as bodybuilders most of us are creatures of routine and god forbid something disturbs our routine. There has been plenty of times when I get to the gym and realize I forgot my pre-workout, protein or I-pod, these are just some examples. If you guys want to laugh I'll tell you what I forgot the other day.

So I was wearing business casual on this particular day in which I had to workout back later after work. After work I was pumped to do some deadlifts so I raced to the gym, got my gym bag out of my trunk and walked into the locker room of the gym. Pulled out my lifting belt, CHECK, pulled out my Maximize V2 and Hemavol pre-workout, CHECK, got my protein out, CHECK, and took my lifting straps and I-pod out. After chugging my pre-workout I realized that my dumb ass forgot my sneakers and workout clothes. So here I am standing in the locker room amped in a nice white collared button down with some expensive slacks and some dress shoes. Unfortunately my crib is way to far from the gym to go get my clothes, so what did I do?

I ripped my tie off and started warming up on the treadmill feeling uncomfortable as ish. I made plenty of people laugh at least, after my warm up I started on deads, now picture a guy in full business casual with a lifting belt deadlifting 455 for reps. I never seen so many people staring at me in a gym in my life. So I ruined about $300.00 in clothes that day, was it worth it? I think so, I had an excellent back workout but let me know what you guys think. If you guys have any stories to share as well feel free to post in this thread.
 
You sir are my hero. That's the most manly sh*t I have ever heard. If I had seen you I would have shaken your hand for suiting up for your workout. LEGENDARY!!!!!"

When I used to work construction I would lift after work and there was a couple times I forgot my workout shoes so it was shirt shorts and construction boots... I looked like a mix between white trash and serial killer.
 
DangerDave said:
You sir are my hero. That's the most manly sh*t I have ever heard. If I had seen you I would have shaken your hand for suiting up for your workout. LEGENDARY!!!!!"

When I used to work construction I would lift after work and there was a couple times I forgot my workout shoes so it was shirt shorts and construction boots... I looked like a mix between white trash and serial killer.
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Thanks bro, honestly I thought I looked like a fool but I wasn't concerned, as long as I got a good workout. I've seen a lot of construction workers come into one of my old gyms, it was a world gym, they would come straight from work and hit it hard in their steel toe boots and ripped dirty jeans. They were some hardcore dudes.
 
ScAR said:
Thanks bro, honestly I thought I looked like a fool but I wasn't concerned, as long as I got a good workout. I've seen a lot of construction workers come into one of my old gyms, it was a world gym, they would come straight from work and hit it hard in their steel toe boots and ripped dirty jeans. They were some hardcore dudes.
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Thats hard core and all, but didnt the gym sell sweatshirts, tshirts or pants you coulda just bought, even if it cost you 100 bucks, you'd still be ahead of the game by 200?
 
RoadBlocK said:
Thats hard core and all, but didnt the gym sell sweatshirts, tshirts or pants you coulda just bought, even if it cost you 100 bucks, you'd still be ahead of the game by 200?
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Haha I was thinking the same thing. At least some place close by the gym.
 
Unfortunately the only thing my gym sells is smoothies and protein shakes. Trust me, if there were any other options available I would of took advantage of them.
 
When I was in the Corps we would run 3+ miles in the mornings. It was usually 0430 and 5 days a week sometimes 4. Well there was a ton of times we would show up pretty hungover if not drunk and we would smell like a brewery running down the road with the occasional guy stopping to puke.

Well I used to eat cottage cheese before bed. I did one night after drinking whiskey. I woke up with a big stomach problem. I had the sh*tsunami pretty bad but trying to be all hardcore I went to pt and we left for our 3 mile run. About 1 mile in I started to sweat and heat up. I had to crap again so I figured I would be able to hold it... nope. I ended up falling out, running off the road into the bushes and sh*tting my brains out. I caught back up to the platoon and finished the run without socks. Hahaha figured I would share that....
 
DangerDave said:
When I was in the Corps we would run 3+ miles in the mornings. It was usually 0430 and 5 days a week sometimes 4. Well there was a ton of times we would show up pretty hungover if not drunk and we would smell like a brewery running down the road with the occasional guy stopping to puke.

Well I used to eat cottage cheese before bed. I did one night after drinking whiskey. I woke up with a big stomach problem. I had the sh*tsunami pretty bad but trying to be all hardcore I went to pt and we left for our 3 mile run. About 1 mile in I started to sweat and heat up. I had to crap again so I figured I would be able to hold it... nope. I ended up falling out, running off the road into the bushes and sh*tting my brains out. I caught back up to the platoon and finished the run without socks. Hahaha figured I would share that....
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LOL ****in awesome! Just like, no big deal? That had to be interesting afterwards.
 
You see some stuff in the Marines that is pretty ridiculous. I'm not shocked by much anymore. I once watched a dude crap his shorts when we were running 5 miles. He ran the whole thing and kept up.... with it running down his leg lol. Nobody wanted to be behind him....

Greatest years of my life so far...
 
DangerDave said:
When I was in the Corps we would run 3+ miles in the mornings. It was usually 0430 and 5 days a week sometimes 4. Well there was a ton of times we would show up pretty hungover if not drunk and we would smell like a brewery running down the road with the occasional guy stopping to puke.

Well I used to eat cottage cheese before bed. I did one night after drinking whiskey. I woke up with a big stomach problem. I had the sh*tsunami pretty bad but trying to be all hardcore I went to pt and we left for our 3 mile run. About 1 mile in I started to sweat and heat up. I had to crap again so I figured I would be able to hold it... nope. I ended up falling out, running off the road into the bushes and sh*tting my brains out. I caught back up to the platoon and finished the run without socks. Hahaha figured I would share that....
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Did this exact thing while in Thailand, just came back with no sleeves on my shirt.
 
You guys are hilarious. I've been hungover plenty of times at PT but luckily I never sh** myself.
 
CopyCat said:
Did this exact thing while in Thailand, just came back with no sleeves on my shirt.
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Hahaha saw a guy use his glowbelt. It was like flossing... lol
 
This thread delivers.
 
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