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We’ve all been there. It’s thanksgiving, turkey is eaten, a few glasses of wine over some board games, one thing leads to another and the next thing you know your trussed up with duct tape, an apple in your mouth and your cousin balls deep in your ass.......it’s just a tradition.
 
We’ve all been there. It’s thanksgiving, turkey is eaten, a few glasses of wine over some board games, one thing leads to another and the next thing you know your trussed up with duct tape, an apple in your mouth and your cousin balls deep in your ass.......it’s just a tradition.

Hmmm. This seems like an attempt to get Stacy's attention
 
We’ve all been there. It’s thanksgiving, turkey is eaten, a few glasses of wine over some board games, one thing leads to another and the next thing you know your trussed up with duct tape, an apple in your mouth and your cousin balls deep in your ass.......it’s just a tradition.
Y'all definitely do it differently across the Pond. We just start cooking, pass the bourbon around, and then by the time your aunt's passed out naked it the living room. Your in her bedroom with her oldest daughter.
 
We all came from Adam and Eve....so yes we all have buttfuked a family member at least once in our life

As a very hairy guy, it comforts me to know, that at least one of them , Adam or Eve, must have had a hairy azz too.

Eve: "Adam, darling, time to brush my butt and get the dangling sh1t crumbs out."
 
We’ve all been there. It’s thanksgiving, turkey is eaten, a few glasses of wine over some board games, one thing leads to another and the next thing you know your trussed up with duct tape, an apple in your mouth and your cousin balls deep in your ass.......it’s just a tradition.

Monday October 8 2018 - Canadian Turkey Stuffing Day
 
I truly do believe he’s walked outta our lives ... I think he expected a oh my you nasty response vs the hell yeah response give us details!
 
I'm not sure if I should be upset or honored that I was left off this list....

It’s ok ... I’m not sure when I grew a penis either ... I just roll with it. This man has done walked outta our lives for good I’m sure... sad really he made a great first impression with me ...
 
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